CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SIX
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"I've never been on a motorbike."
All three of us groan and drink our shots as Al glares at Cam "Me next?" She asks and receives nods all round as Cam refills the three emptied glasses using the last of the first bottle of tequila.
Cracking open a second I silently apologise to my liver.
"I've never passed out on a park bench." Both Cam and I drink with narrowed eyes.
Jax clears his throat "Do I get to hear this story?"
I shake my head "Not yet, just remember what you want to ask and I'll fill in all the dirty details later."
"I've never been to the east coast." Donna says with a grin at us all.
"Fuck." I mutter and drink a third shot trying to work out what all my friends have done that I haven't. With a combination of a sad smile and a victorious one I come up with something "I never talked about sex with either of my parents."
Donna frowns but drinks her shot before resting her head on my shoulder for a second. Al grimaces and drinks hers. Cam pokes her tongue out at me and silently pours the tequila into her mouth.
Cam shrugs and holds the bottle of tequila up "Hey Jax is there any water in there?"
Jax pulls a bottle out and passes it to her but right before she can lift it over the bed I squeak "Do not drip water on my bed!"
I lean over and grab one of the towels out of the bin of clean linen Gemma had dropped in the room before we got there "Please I mean."
Cam laughs and dries off the bottle before passing it to me "You'll need that."
"Why?" Cam just grins and I swear under my breath as her eyes dance.
"I never made out with a girl in Central Park." Jax sucks in a massive lungful of air as I knock my shot back and hand the glass back to her.
"So it's going to be like that is it?" I ask with a half-smile.
Cam shakes her head and reaches back for another water bottle, drying it off and opening it before swallowing a couple of mouthfuls. "Just keeping it interesting."
Al glances over at Juice and then grins "I've never had sex in a car."
Juice winks "We can change that babe."
I shrug casually at Jax and drink my shot following it with a few mouthfuls of water. I almost spit it out when Donna blushes faintly and empties her shot glass into her mouth.
Donna looks up and meets my eyes her empty glass between her fingers. At my gobsmacked expression she laughs "Well, no one specified it had to be inside. The deck of a truck is still in a car to me. And please tell me it wasn't in your Nitro."
I giggle and Jax snorts from his seat where he's been watching quietly drinking his beer "I can neither confirm nor deny."
"Okay, then please tell me it was after Opie and I brought it back from San Francisco."
I blink and stay silent as she looks over at her husband with a horrified look on her face Opie shrugs "Not the most outrageous place really."
"But Ope, we were in the car for hours!" Donna cries and grabs the bottle of tequila from Cam, swallowing a couple of mouthfuls straight from the top. "I'll never get that out of my mind."
I continue giggling as Jax gets to his feet and crouches down beside me reaching into his draw he raises an eyebrow "Have you been raiding my stash?"
I smile sweetly at him "Of course."
Jax pulls the fattest of the joints out and retreats back to his seat "Well then I'll keep this for us."
I poke my tongue out at him and pluck the half smoked one from the ashtray sitting on the middle of the bed "I think we're good."
Jax laughs as Donna shakes her head "It's my turn again isn't it?"
We all nod and she stops to think while Cam refills both mine and Donna's shot glasses "I've never..." Donna looks over at me and grins in a purely evil way "I've never masturbated in front of someone."
"I hate you!" I tell her as I swallow the gold liquid in my glass "Least it's only if you've done it, not once for every time."
Cam snorts "The tequila in the clubhouse would have run out on the first question."
I nod in agreement "You're right and now it's my turn."
"I've never coloured my hair."
All three of them tip their glasses to their mouths. Before Cam refills them both Al and Donna ask for water and ignore my muffled mutterings when the bottles drip down onto the bed.
"I've never gotten a tattoo." from Cam has all three of us drinking and me silently thanking our 'rules' that it was only one shot, not one for every time it'd been done.
Al shrugs casually "I've never been out of the country."
Cam's the only one that drinks at that and then refilling her own glass she looks pointedly at both Al and I. Al looks confused before Cam sighs "Montreal is in Canada, a different country!"
"Fuck!" Al swears as she drinks her own shot and then a second cause she lied.
Donna chuckles as the glasses are refilled again and thinks for a second "I've never gotten a speeding ticket."
I frown and mimic Al and Cam as they lift their shot glasses to their lips.
Cam refills them again and looks at me expectantly "I've never been in a helicopter."
Both Al and Cam drink again and as she refills the glasses Cam looks at the volume left in the bottle "We may need another bottle after all."
I shake my head "Nope. If we're still playing this then I want to move away from tequila. You both know what happens with it."
Jax looks curiously over at us "I don't."
I shake my head "Not telling."
Cam grins wickedly and I sigh "Fuck, I'm in for it now aren't I?"
Cam stops to have a drink of water before settling back into her corner of the bed and sits quietly for a second before opening her mouth "I've never had one particular yellow cactus based alcohol have such an effect that I almost got arrested."
I narrow my eyes at her as I drink the shot before shaking my head "You know that was worded in such a shitty way."
Cam nods as she leans over and refills my glass "That way it's not up to me to tell anyone what I'm talking about."
I sigh and set my shot glass on the bedside table and pick up the joint again lighting it quickly before looking up into the incredibly curious blue eyes. The verbal filter that normally sticks around when I'm drinking always gets obliterated with tequila, hence why I don't drink it.
"The night that I made out with the chick in Central Park, and passed out on the park bench are the same night. We'd been at a Mexican themed party and I'd been drinking tequila shots all night, I discovered then that not only does tequila kill my verbal filter, and my inhibitions it makes me incredibly horny."
Jax's eyes light up and he takes a slow inhale from the joint still hanging from his fingers before cocking his eyebrow in a silent question. I blink slowly and hope that he gets the message that I've had enough and almost cheer when he clears his throat.
"After this one ladies, sorry but you can all go. I have some answers I need to torment out of my Old Lady."
I wink at him "Promise me I'll enjoy the torment?"
Jax grins, his eyes twinkling "I guarantee you'll enjoy it."
Al screws up her face "So that means I get the last question?"
We all nod and she smiles brightly "I've never used a different name."
Donna and Cam both tip their shots into their mouths and I sigh in silent thanks that I don't have to drink what's in the glass. Donna had her maiden name and Cam used her mother's maiden name when she worked so that her father wouldn't have any impact on her career.
They all carefully get off the bed and start leaving the room, Juice picks up the tub that's almost empty bar some melted ice and a bit of water and takes it back down the hall. Stopping Cam in the doorway with a hand on her arm she turns to look at me "If you need to get back to the hotel Al still has a room there and she hasn't been using it. Just ring a cab and charge it to TM."
Cam nods and steps through the doorway with a wave over her shoulder "I will, have fun; we will continue this tomorrow night."
