Defeated Hazama vs Happy Terumi
Terumi: "Look, we just touch, then we will be one...we'll be me for convenience's sake."
Happy Mu vs Nerdgasm Makoto
Mu: "I'm every man's favourite superheroine, Girl-On Girl!"
Angry Ragna and Angry Tsubaki vs Miffed Noel
Noel: "It's obvious that all this trying to kill each other is just to disguise the fact that you two are absolutely crazy about each other. Seriously, get a room."
Kokonoe vs Hazama
Kokomoe: "You've clearly never heard of the term 'Restraining Order'."
Arakune: "I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away..."
Battle Stance Arakune vs Celica
Arakune: "RUN AWAAAAAAAY!"
Litchi & Linhua vs Bang
Litchi: "Oh dear, it looks like we really do have to put our faith in Blast Hardcheese..."
Defeated Hakumen vs Happy Tsubaki
Hakumen: "Looooooovin' youuuuuuuuu is easy coz you're beautiful."
Shocked Ragna & Happy Nu vs Angry Izayoi and Jin
Nu: "Just to settle this once and for all, we're going to have a Yandere-off!"
Ragna vs Hazama
Ragna: "An arch mediocrity! Lording it over a group of mediocrities!"
Hazama: "He's a self made man, and worships his creator."
Ragna vs Happy Nu
Nu: "If you were my husband I'd give you poison, honeybuns!"
Ragna: "If you were my wife I'd take it!"
Kokonoe & Defeated Carl vs Relius
Kokonoe: "Due to your recent conviction, we're hereby stripping you of your 'Father Of The Year' award. Your 'World's Best Dad' mug is being confiscated too."
Defeated Kagura vs Hibiki
Kagura: "And she said if I try that one more time, she'll castrate me!"
Hibiki: "I assume she's aware there is a queue..."