Trinity & Kazuma vs Angry Nine
Kazuma: "Oh god, you know I hate cold weather, I've got a weak chest!"
Nine: "The rest of you's not that impressive either."
Defeated Azrael vs Tager
Azrael: "Has anyone got any painkillers? I've got a shocking headache."
Tager: "Have you ever considered amputation?"
Happy Jin vs Shocked Tsubaki
Tsubaki: "What what!? In the butt!?"
Everyone else vs Angry Kagura & Angry Tsubaki
Everyone else: "Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
Sad Schoolgirl Noel, Mai & Kajun vs Schoolgirl Makoto, Tsubaki & Jin
Noel: "This is the worst day of my life!"
Makoto: "You mean the hand-drier in the girl's toilets has outsmarted you again?"
Susanō'o vs Defeated Ragna, Rachel & Jin
Susanō'o: "It's just that it's been suggested that I should try and make the occasion a little more enjoyable..."
Susanō'o: "MY NAME'S SUE! HOW DO YOU DO?"
Nerdgasm Makoto vs Happy Amane & Happy Azrael
Makoto: "And all pretence is abandoned as the two contestants come out to the arena naked, covered in lubricant, to the sound of pounding techno!"
Happy Schoolboy Jin vs Happy Schoolgirls Makoto, Tsubaki & Noel
Jin: "Physics; using only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure."
Masked Tsubaki vs Shocked Noel, Makoto & Jin
Tsubaki: "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Happy Rachel vs Happy Ragna & Celica
Rachel: "And now to teach you the finer arts of the Throw; a chance for the combatants to have a quick kiss and exchange phone numbers."
Happy Jin vs Happy Tsubaki
Tsubaki: "Doing anything this lunchtime Jin? Because if you're interested I'll be in my quarters, covered in Maple Syrup."
Jin: "I'm sorry Tsubaki but I don't fraternise with the staff."
Tsu: "I resign."
Jin: "I'll be there at 13:00."
Sad NOL Noel & Happy Jin vs Kagura
Kagura: "Astoundingly zealous, possibly mad, probably has more teeth than brain cells."
Jin: "These Confidential Reports are fantastic! Who's is this one?"
Happy NOL Noel & Angry Jin vs Happy Kagura
Kagura: "Yours."
Celica: "Now, which vest do I wear today? Bullet-proof or Stab-proof? Decisions, decisions."