Happy Trinity: "I was gonna clean my room, before I got high!"
Happy Ragna vs Angry Rachel & Angry Celica
Ragna: "You, and me...and her."
Litchi vs Bang & Ninjas
Litchi: "Iie! Ninja ga imasu!
Bang: "Taisetsu no mono!"
Ninjas: "PROTECT MY BALLS!"
Happy Ragna vs Defeated Terumi
Terumi: "Jeez, screwed me over again! What do you do for an encore!?"
Ragna: "I win."
Happy Noel vs Trollzama
Noel: "Troll-sama! Troll-sama!"
Hazama: "No, it's Trollzama! You gurning half wit!"
Happy Trinity & Happy Celica vs Miffed Nine
Trinity: "Urgh! That green liquor we had last night really packed a wallop."
Nine: "That was Windolene."
Celica: "But it tasted alright when you mixed it with that pinky red stuff."
Trinity & Celica vs Shocked Nine
Nine: "You drank my Swarfega too!?"
Angry Schoolgirl Noel vs Schoolboy Jin
Noel: "No! You CAN'T have my lunch money!"
Jin vs Happy Tsubaki
Tsu: "So Jin...erm...is there...is there anyone you...ya know...like?"
Happy Jin: "Yes Tsubaki, in fact there is..."
Shocked Ragna vs Yandere Jin & Sad Tsubaki
Jin: "BROOOOOTHEEEEERRRRRR!"
Tsubaki: (...friendzoned)
Terumu: "Attend this dinner? Spend and evening with the movers and the shakers? Why the hell would I want to spend the night with removal men and sufferers of Parkinson's Disease?"
Nerdgasm Makoto & Happy Mu vs Happy Lambda
Lambda: "Hiya Stripper Squirrel and Girl-On Girl! I'm the world's most adorable superheroine, Moe-kumo!"
Angry Kokonoe vs Rachel
Kokonoe: "Don't you ever get fed up with always being right?"
Rachel: "Only with the rest of you always being wrong."
Taokaka vs Hazama
Hazama: "Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have something that serves absolutely no purpose...like turn signals on a BMW."
Schoolgirls Makoto, Tsubaki, Mai & Kajun vs Sad Schoolgirl Noel
Makoto: "Thanks Noel for staying behind and getting detention and summoned to the principal's office so the rest of us could get away from all the satanist paraphernalia. Talk about 'Taking one for the team'!"
Nu: "Is Nu Kawaii?"