Kokonoe & Dr Litchi vs Makoto & Defeated Kagura
Makoto: "So, any new on why my belly hurts so much?"
Litchi: "Well, good news and bad news. I've run tests for every STD I can think of, and they all came back negative, so you're in the clear."
Makoto: "Good. So what's the bad news?"
Kokonoe: "Congratulations. You're pregnant. It's his"
Happy Kokonoe & Dr Litchi vs Shocked Makoto & Happy Kagura
Makoto: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Trollzama vs Defeated Nine
Hazama: "And I was beginning to worry about the potential lawsuit for everything I've done. So much for the Geneva Convention."
Ragna vs Bullet
Bullet: "Charizard, use your Napalm Jizz attack!"
Terrified Ragna vs Smiling Bullet
Ragna: "Aaaargh! It's STICKY and it BUUUUUUUUUURNS!"
(Based On A True Story)
1) Relius vs Hazama
Relius: "Dear Imperator, I have always found Captain Hazama
Working studiously and sincerely at his desk without
Idling or gossiping with his colleagues. He seldom
Wastes his time in useless things and always
Finishes assignments on time. He is diligent at
His official work, and can never be found
Chit-chatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
Vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and
Knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
Classed as outstanding, and on no account be
Dispensed with. I strongly feel that Captain Hazama should be
Promoted, and a proposal to administration be
Sent away as soon as possible."
2) Happy Relius
Relius: "Addendum; Captain Hazama was looking over my shoulder when I was writing the report mailed to you today. Kindly read only the alternate lines 1, 3, 5, 7, etc for what I really think of him."
Defeated Bang vs Angry Bullet
Bang: "I admired Bullet's mouldings. So she whacked my smallholdings!"
Scared Ragna vs Scared Jin
Ragna: "Shit! A Tarrasque! Good thing I'm wearing my running shoes!"
Jin: "So what if you're wearing running shoes!? You're not going to outrun that thing!"
Ragna: "I don't have to outrun that thing! I just have to outrun YOU!"