"HeLLLlLllllLP" A pathetic cry echoed through the halls, causing me to almost drop my load of trash right over the railing by lower engine as I was carrying it through to storage. I sighed, knowing that cry anywhere, as my original partner who slipped away as soon as she could, the notorious and absolutely annoying Pink. The fact she was the Engineer and still had issues every 5 minutes baffled me beyond possible. I hoisted the bag over my shoulder and continued down the hall, ignore the pathetic wails from Electrical, of course until I was walking past. That's when I almost caused the entire other side of the hall to explode from soundwaves.
"WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE," Pink screamed, running into me with her arms outstretched, causing me to scream in utter surprise and have to take a trip to Medbay later in case I got a concussion. Atleast the bag didn't explode, but I currently have the most annoying person with both hands at the sides of my head on the ground, with her hovering her face inches away from mine.
"Hi!" She said, smiling through her visor in a friendly way, as if she hadn't spiritually just murdered me 50x over. I'm sitting here, pinned to the ground, my heart racing and slightly panting while looking like a deer in headlights, and she's smiling like she did nothing.
"What is wrong with you?!" I said, slowly getting up as she backed up off me onto her knees, giving me a confused look.
"What do you mean? I just said hi, that's all," she replied.
"After making my spirit Thanos snap out of existance and giving me a possible concussion maybe," I grumbled, rubbing the back of my head lightly, wincing.
"Oddly specific, but eh, whatever. Help meee pleaaaase partnerrrrr," she begged, placing her hands on the floor and getting into that position that people praying or begging get into, with there head to the floor. For this, I sighed.
"I don't know anything about wires, I just scan people and treat injuries, including ones afflicted on myself," I said, giving her a deadpan tired looked before picking up the trash bag again, heading out to Storage before she could drag me in herself. I heard her calling to me down the hallway, but I went on my way to deliver the trash for Green to dump later. I opened the trash shoot and dumped the bag in, quickly closing the shoot again, before trekking to Communications, going as far away as I can from Pink and her annoying existence. We've already had an alert of 2 unknown entities on the ship, probably those "imposter aliens". Everyone knows what those things' jobs are.
1, infiltrate human spacecrafts. 2, kill all organisms on board. 3, destroy the spacecraft. There's 2 of those things on board, so everyone is on edge. Well, except Pink, judging by how whiny and clingy she seems to be. A loud bang and a muffled scream came from Shields, and I almost yelled out "OF COURSE, NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES INTO THE TASKS AND WE HAVE A DEAD PERSON," but kept my mouth shut, and starting running, quickly passing Communications and into Shields, looking around to find the deseased body of brown, blood splattered everywhere on the wall and dripping blood off the platform. I pulled out my megaphone and as loud as I could, yelled into it.
"EMERGENCY! DEAD BODY! EMERGENCY! DEAD BODY! REPORT TO CAFETERIA IMMEDIATELY! REPOERT TO CAFETERIA IMMEDIATELY!"