Master Unit Amateratsu: "Welcome to the Continuum Shift, where everything's made up, and the points don't matter."

Amaterasu: "Whose Timeline Is It Anyway?"


Angry Valkenhayn & A Rachel Vs Happy Ragna & H Terumi

Rachel: "When you told me you were having a movie night, I definitely didn't think you'd plump for 'Adventures Up The Ass 3: Enema Of The State'!"

Rachel: "And no! I will almost certainly not find it educational!"


Happy Jin vs Kagura & Hibiki

Jin: "Get a grip on yourself, you know you should! I've got a grip on myself and it feels good!"

Jin: "Get a grip on yourself, take my advice! I've got a grip on myself and it feels nice!"


Happy Bang vs Bullet, Litchi & Noel

Bang: "I like big butts, I cannot lie! You other brothas can't deny!"


Noel vs Defeated Ragna, D Tsubaki & D Makoto

Ragna: "'For mild stomach upsets take one teaspoon full. For acute indigestion take two'...Someone get me a pint glass."

Happy Noel: "Well, I thought a highly enjoyable mean all-around. Obviously you can't expect perfect results first time but on the whole I was delighted with the way my dumplings went down."

Ragna: "Noel, dumplings, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection Noel, proper dumplings should not bounce!"

Noel: "True, but after how I thought they were going to turn out they were quite (kiss) super!"

Tsubaki: "So how's Jin?"

Noel: "Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump."

Noel: "He'll be alright. The lamb was a bit of a flop though."

Makoto: "The lamb!? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese! And that lemon meringue pie, what was in that!?"

Angry Noel: "You liked it! You brought some back!"

Makoto: "Yeah, I wanted to try some out on my Athlete's Foot!"


Hazama Vs Noel, Jin & Ragna

Hazama: "Fair Noel could not sate her appetite for lovers."

Trollzama Vs Angry Noel, A Jin & A Ragna

Hazama: "But I suspect she would be fine with two or three more brothers."


Miffed Tsubaki vs Noel & Makoto

Tsubaki: "As the oft misquoted Satre saying goes, Hell is spending eternity with your friends."

Makoto: "Tsubaki, all his friends were French."