Master Unit Amateratsu: "Welcome to the Continuum Shift, where everything's made up, and the points don't matter."
Amaterasu: "Whose Timeline Is It Anyway?"
Angry Valkenhayn & A Rachel Vs Happy Ragna & H Terumi
Rachel: "When you told me you were having a movie night, I definitely didn't think you'd plump for 'Adventures Up The Ass 3: Enema Of The State'!"
Rachel: "And no! I will almost certainly not find it educational!"
Happy Jin vs Kagura & Hibiki
Jin: "Get a grip on yourself, you know you should! I've got a grip on myself and it feels good!"
Jin: "Get a grip on yourself, take my advice! I've got a grip on myself and it feels nice!"
Happy Bang vs Bullet, Litchi & Noel
Bang: "I like big butts, I cannot lie! You other brothas can't deny!"
Noel vs Defeated Ragna, D Tsubaki & D Makoto
Ragna: "'For mild stomach upsets take one teaspoon full. For acute indigestion take two'...Someone get me a pint glass."
Happy Noel: "Well, I thought a highly enjoyable mean all-around. Obviously you can't expect perfect results first time but on the whole I was delighted with the way my dumplings went down."
Ragna: "Noel, dumplings, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection Noel, proper dumplings should not bounce!"
Noel: "True, but after how I thought they were going to turn out they were quite (kiss) super!"
Tsubaki: "So how's Jin?"
Noel: "Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump."
Noel: "He'll be alright. The lamb was a bit of a flop though."
Makoto: "The lamb!? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese! And that lemon meringue pie, what was in that!?"
Angry Noel: "You liked it! You brought some back!"
Makoto: "Yeah, I wanted to try some out on my Athlete's Foot!"
Hazama Vs Noel, Jin & Ragna
Hazama: "Fair Noel could not sate her appetite for lovers."
Trollzama Vs Angry Noel, A Jin & A Ragna
Hazama: "But I suspect she would be fine with two or three more brothers."
Miffed Tsubaki vs Noel & Makoto
Tsubaki: "As the oft misquoted Satre saying goes, Hell is spending eternity with your friends."
Makoto: "Tsubaki, all his friends were French."
