Jin vs Taokaka & Torakaka

Taokaka: "There's an old cat saying; if your gonna eat tuna, expect bones."

Jin: "There's an old human saying; if you're gonna talk garbage, expect pain

Susanō'o: "Whoever said "We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself" obviously never met me!"

Izanami & Relius vs Hazama

Izanami: "That's your excuse Hazama!? You Blame It On The Boogie!?"

Pakumen: "I am the White Hair! I am the Warm Fur! I am the Cuddly Bear!"

Pakumen: "With blade in hand shall I nurse the misery of this world and engulf them in the fuzzy feelings of Moe!

Pakumen: "I am Hakawaii! The end has come...desu."

Ragna & Noel

Noel: "What's that? Could have swore it wasn't there a minute ago."

Happy Ragna: "Yeah, but don't you think it's kinda weird how the colours pulsate like that"

Happy Noel: "Hey, let's take a closer look."

Ragna: "Hey, somethings written here. It's kinda hard to make it out. I think it says...'World's...Most...Interesting...

Shocked Ragna: "...Bomb'!?"

(BOOM!)

Defeated Ragna & D Noel Vs Trollzama

Hazama: "U mad, bro?"

Defeated Kagura: "The Doner Kebab; Does for Saturday nights what 20 pints of lager does for Sunday mornings."

Happy Hazama Vs Sleeping Noel, S Tsubaki & S Makoto

Hazama: "For guaranteed complaint free sex: Rohypnol."

Angry Tsubaki Vs Drunk Jin

Tsu: "You piss on me again boyo, I fucking divorce you!"

(Best done in a Welsh accent. B.O.A.T.S.)

Happy Rachel: "Welcome to the show where we give your woman needless piercings, horrible looking tattoos, and otherwise make her look like a complete & utter tramp: "Pimp My Bride"!"

Jubei, Nine & Kokonoe Vs Dr Litchi

Jubei: "I asked my daughter what she wanted to be when she grew up. She looked at my wife. She said "single"."

Happy Relius Vs Angry Terumi

Relius: "A modest man, with much to be modest about."

Angry Bang vs Susanō'o

Bang: "Behold! A secret technique passed down through the Shsihigami family for generations!"

Scared Bang Vs Susanō'o

Bang: "RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!"

Dr Litchi vs Carl

Litchi: "That concludes the medical. However, I have had to allow for that fact that you cheated at your eye test."

Carl: "What do you mean, cheated!?"

Litchi: "There's no point in lying to me; you snuck in here last night knowing you were going to have a medical, and you copied the eye charts onto your shoes!"