Susanōo: "I AM STRENGTH! I AM AM VALOUR! I AM WHOLE! WITH DIVINE BLADE IN HAND SHALL I SEV-"
Captain Macmillan: "Oi! Suzy!"
Susanōo: "WHAT!? WHO DARES CA-(thunk) OWW!
Macmillan: "That's how it's done, let's go!"
Happy Kagura: "July 18th. Marathon Curry Night; drank a yard of Vindaloo sauce.
Defeated Kagura: "July 19th. Spent day on toilet."
Defeated Kagura: "July 20th. Ditto."
Angry Jubei Vs Terumi
Jubei: "Pursuit: a suit made from cats."
Angry Tsubaki, A Makoto & A Noel Vs Defeated Jin, D Carl & D Kagura
Jin: "For God's sake Kagura, I said pantry raid! Not panty raid!"
Relius Vs Mu, Nu & Lambda
Mu: "Dad, I think I'm a lesbian."
Nu: "Dad, I'm a lesbian too."
Lambdai: "Me as well."
Relius: "Oh for fuck's sake, does no one around here like dick!?"
Relius Vs Amane, Mu, Nu & Lambda
Amane: "Dad, I do!"
Angry Tsubaki Vs Angry Jin
Jin: "I can't stand Front Seat Drivers!"
Tsu: "That's Back Seat Drivers!"
Jin: "You were sat in the passenger seat! Not a back seat, last time I checked!"
Hakumen Vs Nine, Jubei, Trinity, Valkenhayn & Terumi
Hakumen: "Look, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here people; what're we gonna call ourselves? For me it's a straight choice between the League Against Salivating Monsters, or my personal preference which is the Commitee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society."
Hakumen Vs Angry Nine & Trinity, Jubei, Valkenhayn & Smiling Terumi
Hakumen: "Only one drawback with that; the abbreviation is Clitoris."
Trollzama Vs Sad Makoto
Hazama: "I think we can guess your favourite nursery rhyme. 'Hump Me, Dump Me'."
Happy Bang Vs Angry Litchi & A Bullet
Bang: "Big Bottom! Big Bottom! Talk about bum cakes my gal's got 'em!"
Jin Vs Angry Izayoi
Jin: "There's no polite way to do this, so I'll just say it; Yes, your bum does look big in that outfit."