Rachel Vs Happy Terumi

Terumi: "Allow me to show the only real truth of this world! The truth called despair!"

Happy Rachel Vs Angry Terumi

Rachel: "Despair? Despair is simply anger without the enthusiasm."


Happy Jin: "Oooh..."

Female Voice: "I'm licking your chest..."

Jin: "Aaaaaaah."

Female Voice: "...down your belly..."

Jin: "Yeah..."

Female Voice: "...to your rock hard cock..."

Jin: "Oh yeah!"

Female Voice: "...let me put that cock in my mouth..."

Jin: "OH YEAH! I'M CUMMING!"

Angry Jin Vs Happy Radio Trollzama

Hazama: "Thank you very much for your custom. We'd like you to know that in line with regulations your call has been recorded for training and blackmail purposes."


Angry Noel vs Tsubaki

Noel: "But...how could you do that with him!?"

Angry Noel vs Happy Tsubaki

Tsubaki: "Coz I'm just a girl who can't say no! I'm in a terrible fix!

I always say "Come on! Let's go!" just when I oughta say nix!

When a person tries to kiss a girl I know she oughta give his face a smack! (Whack!)

But as soon as someone kisses me I somehow sorta wanna kiss him baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

I'm just a fool when lights are low! I can't be prissy and quaint!

I ain't the type that can faint! How can I be what I ain't?

I caaaaaaaaaaaan't saaaaaaaaaaaaay noooooooooooooooooo!"


Izanami Vs Kagura

Izanami: "You pretend to work, and we pretend to pay you."


Jin Vs Bored Makoto

Jin: "...that hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. I cannot rest from travel; I will drink life to the lees. All times I have enjoy'd ..."

(CRASH! BANG! WALLOP!)

Defeated Jin & Happy Kagura Vs Happy Makoto

Kagura: "Forget the Tennyson! Let's eat some Venison!"


Trollzama & Ragna vs Tager

Hazama: "I suppose we have developed a certain fondness for one another."

Ragna: "Yes...like a terrorist and his hostage."

Tager: "Ermmm...who's the terrorist?"

Hazama & Ragna: "HE IS!"