Happy Mu, Happy Nu & Happy Lambda Vs Sleeping Noel

Mu, Nu & Lambda: "2! 4! 6! 8! You've been staying up too late!"

Hazama vs Relius

Hazama: "So what's this I hear about Makoto and a vacuum cleaner?"

Relius: "I'm afraid I can't tell you."

Hazama: "Oh come on, spill it!"

Relius: "(sigh) Can you keep a secret?"

Hazama: "Yes."

Relius: "...so can I..."

Hazama: "..."

Relius: "..."

Angry Hazama: "..."

Relius: "..."

Angry Teruzama Vs Happy Relius

Terumi: "DAMN YOU RELIUS!"

Sleeping Noel & Sleeping Makoto Vs Shocked Tsubaki

Tsubaki: "Scramble! Scramble! All hands on deck! Emergency! Scramble!"

(exit Tsubaki)

Makoto: "Zzzzz..."

Noel: "Zzzzz..."

(enter Tsubaki)

Angry Tsubaki: "Look, maybe you two didn't just hear me. I SAID SCRAMBLE!"

Makoto: "Yeah, that's be great with Bacon and Beans."

Tsu: "Look, HQ's a blazing inferno, everyone else is dead, and the Black Beast has just returned!"

Shocked Noel: "Really!?"

Miffed Tsu: "No, of course not really. It's a drill, we're pretending the building's on fire and we're under attack."

Makoto: "And I'm pretending to scramble...good night."

Tsu: "Look, you've both got two minutes or I'm declaring the pair of you officially dead."

(exit Tsubaki)

Sleeping Noel: "Good, then we can rest in peace..."

School Mai, Kajun & Jin Vs Happy Kokonoe & Trollzama

Kokonoe: "Looks like tonight's a good night for Stargazing. If you look up, you'll see Taurus The Bull."

Hazama: "And right below it's the Constellation Faeces."

Carl & Platinum Vs Arakune

Platinum: "Has anyone seen Taokaka?"

Arakane: "I think she said something about leaving the planet and that we're all gonna die. She left a note."

Platinum: "..."

Carl: "..."

Arakune: "..."

Platinum "Well?"

Arakune: "Well what? All it says is 'So long, and thanks for all the fish'."

Nine & Jubei Vs Ragna

Jubei: I never knew what happiness was until I got married."

Angry Nine & Jubei vs Happy Ragna

Ragna: "And by then it was too late."

Angry Ragna Vs Celica & Noel

Ragna: "So "Right", I thought, "I'm not putting up with this shit anymore"."

Ragna: "A knee to the belly, an elbow to the back of the head..."

Terrified Ragna Vs Miffed Celica & Miffed Noel

Ragna: "...and that was it, I was out cold on the cobbles."

Happy Embarrassed School Makoto Vs HES Tsubaki

Makoto: "So maybe if you're not doing anything tonight, we could go watch the sunset, hold hands, maybe if you want we cou-"

Shocked Embarrassed Schoolgirl Makoto and SES Tsubaki Vs Angry Valkenhayn

Valkenhayn: "Nein! Nein! Nein! Zis vud neva have happened unda Ze Nazis!"