Miffed Ragna Vs Jin & Scared Noel
Ragna: "Okay, we're down here, stuck smack bang in the middle of R'lyeh, so could someone please explain to me why the hell I've just found a copy of Gideon's Bible!?"
Izanami: What's this? Ikaruga Surveillance report? Labelled as urgent.
(Click)
Rick Astley: "We're no strangers to love….."
Angry Izanami Vs Radio Trollzama
Izanami: "GODDAMMIT, HAZAMA!"
Hazama: "Rickrolled, lol."
Mai Vs Happy Tsubaki & Happy Kagura
Mai: "Pick a song title that describes you in a nutshell."
Kagura: ""Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon."
Tsu: ""Crazy In Love" by Beyonce."
Mai: (Really? I was sure she'd go for "Mad About The Boy" by Dinah Washington.)
(CRASH BANG WALLOP!)
Defeated Mai, Defeated Kagura & Defeated Tsubaki Vs Battle Stance Hazama
Hazama: ""Asshole" by Denis Leary."
Happy Ragna Vs Happy Everyone else.
(Sung to the tune of Blow The Man Down.)
Ragna: "Okay guys, once more. From the top. 1, 2, 3."
Ragna: "Slow the plot down laddie! Slow the plot down!"
All: "Way! Hey! Slow the plot down!"
Ragna: "We'll scuttle the story and run 'er aground!"
All: "We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!"
Ragna: "Just give us a story that's long and immense! (A: Way! Hey! Slow the plot down!)"
Ragna: "Just give us a script that makes no fucking sense! (A: We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!)"
Happy Jubei: "Finally! After Nine years I get to be a playable character."
Angry Jubei: "THERE! I DID IT! DO YOU LOVE ME NOW, DAD!?"
Grumpy Cat: "No. Dad does not love you."
Angry Evil Tsubaki Vs Terrified Makoto & T Noel
Tsu: "Grave Crimes Demand!"
M & N: "Grave Punishment!"
Tsu: "Petty Crimes Demand!"
M & N: "Grave Punishment!"
Happy Evil Tsu Vs Scared Makoto & S Noel
Tsu: "And only I may pardon..."