Angry Celica & Drunk Ragna vs Susanoo
Celica: "Ragna, you're not going to have it out with him! He just turned into a seven foot tall armour plated killing machine!"
Ragna: "v'ad bigger than 'im! One shwift knee in de Happy Shacksh n' 'e'll go down like anyone elsh!"
Jin vs Radio Hazama
Happy Jin: "Hullo, Harry Fotherington-Smythe here. I'm having a meal this evening with some of my rugger chums and I'd like a table by the window."
Hazama: "I'm sorry sir, we'll fully booked."
Miffed Jin: "No, you don't understand, I always get a table by the window."
Miffed Hazama: "I just told you sir, we're fully booked. You want a table by the window? Bring your own and put it outside."
Angry Jin: "Now listen here thingamijiggy! I have never been treated this way before in my life!"
Trollzama: "Well you have now sir. Fuck off!"
Angry Ragna Vs Angry Rachel
Ragna: "I don't know why you're so upset about me going poof. You don't even like me."
Rachel: "Is that what you think? Well, I'll tell you something that'll probably stun you rigid."
Ragna: "What?"
Rachel: "You're right! I don't like you!"
Angry Jin: "When I was told I'd be riding the Gravy Train, everyone neglected to mention it'd be Arse Gravy!"
Happy Izanami: "I shall assign my very best agents to this task. They are simply known as-"
Angry Izanami Vs Trollzama, Nerdgasm Makoto & Drunk Kagura
H, M & K: "THE UNPROFESSIONALS!"
(Cue 'The Professionals' theme music)
Jin vs Miffed Tsubaki
Tsu: "Jin, would you please stop-"
Robo-Jin vs Shocked Tsubaki
Jin: "I am not Jin. I am ROBO-JIN! THREAT TO CONTINUED FUNCTIONING DETECTED! SEARCHING FOR APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO PRESENT SITUATION...SEARCHING...SEARCHING...RESPONSE FOUND!"
Robo-Jin vs Happy Tsubaki
Jin: "PLEASE BECOME MY WAAAIIIIIIIIFFFUUUUUUUU!"
Susanoo vs Happy Jubei, Ragna & Litchi
Susanoo: "Ho ho ho!"
R, L & J: "Green Giant!"