Angry Jubei: "No man! Don't do it! You don't know what she'll do to you! She'll ruin your life!"
(Enter Angry Nine)
Nine: "Jeez, you're making a racket! What are you watching?"
Scared Jubei: "Our wedding!"
Miffed Makoto vs Sad Noel
Makoto : "I ain't signing this...I want the highway to got through here!"
Happy Terumi vs Angry Rachel
Terumi: "There was vampire named Mabel. Whose periods were notoriously stable."
Happy Terumi vs Shocked Rachel
Terumi: "So on every Full Moon. She'd dig out a spoon. And drink herself under the table."
Makoto vs Tsubaki
Makoto: "Look, I know your regiment is called the Zero Wings, but is that really an excuse for telling every criminal you meet that all their base are belong to you?"
Tsu: "I suppose not...How about the shrieking of Ride Of The Valkyries?"
Mak: "Totally unnecessary. "
Angry Tsu: "...bollocks."
Tsubaki & Jin vs Trollzama
Hazama: "Happy Birthday Jinny-Jin. As it's also Valentine's Day I thought I'd share with you and Tsubaki a nice poem I've written. Goes like this."
Angry Tsu & A Jin vs Trollzama
Hazama: "Roses are Red. Violets are Blue-"
Happy Tsu & H Jin vs Scared Teruzama & Kenshiro
Kenshiro: "Omae wa mo shindeiru."
Terumi: "Nani!?"
Valkenhayn vs Azrael
Valk: "Now, to play Snooker, all you have do it put your balls in the pockets-n-n-no not those balls you oaf!"
School Noel, S Tsu & S Makoto vs S Jin
Jin: ""Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
Jin: "So from this passage we can determine one thing with absolute certainly."
N, T, M & J vs & Cthulhu-in-a-mining-helmet
Jin: "Cthulhu. Is. In fact. Welsh."
Nu-13 vs Lambda-11
Nu: "I've just devised a new genre of music. It involves metal guitars, narmy rapping and lyrics to jump off bridges to."
Happy Nu vs Defeated Lambda
Nu: "I think I'll call it Nu metal"
Hazama, Ragna & Jin vs Makoto & Tsubaki
Makoto: "Okay, next in our missing words round. I made Tsubaki Yayoi...what?"
Happy Jin (& Happybaki): "Breakfast."
Happy Ragna (& Angrybaki): "Cry."
Trollzama (& Shockbaki): "Swallow."