Jin vs Scared Tsubaki
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Telephone: (Ring ring)
Angry Jin: "Hello? What? Well how the fuck should I know!? Try calling the fucking Coastguard!"
Tsu: "Err..who..who was that?"
Jin: "Oh, just some stupid bastard who was asking if the coast was clear."
Jin & Miffed Tsubaki vs Happy Makoto & Defeated Kagura
Tsu: "Makoto, I know you come from around those parts, but do you think it's really culturally appropriate to christen your pussy '''The Black Hole Of Calcutta"?"
Angry Nine vs Happy Relius
Relius: "Welcome to 60 Minute Makeoverohsorry I think you might need a bit longer."
Angry Amane vs Happy Izanami
Amane: "You've condemend me as a sinner; I find that offensive!"
Izanami: "And yes, Breaking News, we have now officially seen a Snowflake in Hell!"
Nu: "There's few things in life as intimate as your choice of toilet paper."
Happy Nu: "Except maybe your choice of tampon, but that's another commercial."
Ragna & Shocked Celica vs Happy Tsubaki & Happy Jin
Celica: "How did you two survive being in the Military?"
Tsu: "To be honest, we were all drunk or on drugs for most of it."
Celica vs Kokonoe
Celica: "I'm just watching this documentary about farming. Apparently Pigs like to nibble on Willies"
Shocked Celica: "Willies!? Surely they must mean Wellies!"
Sad Celica: "Must be that new fangled voice recognition software playing up."
Miffed Celica vs Kokonoe & Radio Happy Hazama
Kokonoe: "That's nothing to do with the voice recognition software; that's whoever's typing the Subtitles taking the piss."
Happy Rachel vs Terumi
Rachel: ""He's the embodiment the principles of Pride And Prejudice: a lot of Pride and a whole boatload of Prejudice."
Taokaka: "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day."
"Give a man a fishing rod...and he'll snap it for firewood."
"Or swap it for a fish."
Happy Noel vs Jin
Noel: "Give a man a duck and you feed him for a day"
Happy Noel vs Defeated Jin
Noel: "Teach him to duck and maybe he would have avoided that bullet just now."
Jin vs Makoto
Makoto: "I studied Ballistics in school! Fascinating subject! Things go up! Things go down!"
Jin vs Miffed Makoto
Jin: "Just like your pants?"
Happy Relius vs Cinder Falls
Relius: "Good day, I'm Dr Clover. I'll be your gynaecologist today."
Happy Valkenhayn: "A dog isn't just for Christmas; with a bit of luck there'll be enough leftovers to last into the new year."