Santazama

"When the weather outside is frightful

And I'm feeling really spiteful

I'll lock you out in the snow

Trololo! Trololo! Trololo!"

Drunk Kagura vs Drunk Hibiki

Kagura: "And so, in accordance with the principles of Motherlover, I've married your mom and you've married mine."

Kagura: "So we are now officially each other's Stepfather."

Hibiki: "Heaven only knows what the family tree'll look like after that one."

Angry Jin vs Sad NOLel

"No! I wanted to hire The Ed Miller Band! Not Ed Milliband!"

Azrael, Tager, Bullet, Lambda & Kokonoe vs Jin, Tsubaki, NOLel, Makoto & Hazama

Tager: "This has gotta be the greatest gathering of complete and total ineptitude since the 2020 NFC East."

Kokonoe: "But at least that was sometimes funny to watch. This is just plain tragic."

Lambda vs Relius

Lambda: "So we've started the renovations by ripping up all the decking..."

Scared Lambda: "...Abandon Ship!"

Terumi: "Speaking of decking, who feels like punching Mark Zuckerberg in the face?"

Hibiki vs Jin & Tsubaki

Hibiki: "Jin and Tsubaki said they wanted more space"

Hibiki vs Angry Jin & A Tsubaki

Hibiki: "So we've repossessed their home and now they're living in the park."

Kokonoe vs Angry Rachel

Kokonoe: "The Arch Bitch of Canterbury."

Ragna vs Defeated Terumi

Ragna: "And Ragna smoked Terumni. He was supposed to smack him but we're using predictive text."

Happy Tsu, H Noel & H Makoto vs Angry Izanami & Defeated Kagura

Izzy: "It has come to my attention that you've played a prank on a senior and much respected officer."

Mak: "Ma'am, that is absolutely not true; we played a prank on Mr Mutsuki ma'am!...oh I see."

Miffed Izzy: "What was it?"

Tsu: "We..erm..we spiked all his booze with Truth Serum."

Izzy: "Which why he he showed up for inspection parade this morning half dressed and still half drunk, apologised for being late, saying he been having 'jiggy-jiggy' with June from Accounting..."

Angry Izzy: "...and that he hadn't had enough time to change out of his Kamen Rider outfit!"

Noel: "I think we put some hallucinogens in it too, come to think of it."

Happy Izzy: "That would explain the mock leather driving gloves, the blue swimming goggles, and his later attacking Captain Hazma & Colonel Clover, believing them to be quote Giraffes who are Armed & Dangerous unquote."

And on that cheerful note, Happy Christmas.