Angry Nine vs Trinity & Celica

Nine: "Do I have a lisp or something? I said give the welcome gift to the Kardassians! Not the Kardashians!"

Hibiki & Defeated Kagura vs Angry Makoto & A Bullet

Hibiki: "I fail to see a connection; how are parking tickets like prostitutes?"

Kagura: "Because you pick them up in the street and then find out you can't afford to pay them."

Miffed Rachel vs Defeated Drunk Armless Ragna

Ragna: "I'll show you! I'll have them eating out of my hand!"

Ragna: "And on that note has anyone seen my hand?"

Terumi vs Relius

Relius: "Just so you know how utterly screwed we are we were attacked by a blind space monster."

Terumi: "Yeah, and I shot it in the eye with the laser. It's never failed before. What of it?"

Relius: "With the laser that had been recalibrated for that descaling job on the Telescope lens last week, correct?"

Terumi: "Yeah. So?"

+ The Black Beast

Relius: "The thing had Cataracts. Thanks to you, the monster's not blind anymore. Congratulations. "

Terumi: "And this is the thanks I get for one good deed..."

Happy Schoolgirl Kajun & HS Mai vs Sad Schoolgirl Makoto

Mai: "Oh, c'mon Mak. Don't be so down, you've dated worse."

Mak: "Yeah, but only due to very poor Nightclub lighting!"

Mai: "Well, you did get to see him in a new light eventually"

Mak: "Yeah; Daylight. And he was disgusting!"

Kajun: "'I've been that particular establishment myself. It's the sort of place where if they ever played Lionel Ritchie's 'Dancing On The Ceiling', you could try doing exactly that and actually have a reasonable chance of success."

(I know of many such places. Ugh...)

Nu: "hugdotexe"

Hazama vs School Noel, S Carl & S Makoto

Hazama: "As we all know, there are commonly said to be five senses; sight, hearing, smell taste and touch."

Noel: "But Sir, what about the Sixth sense?"

Hazama: "Funny you should mention that, Noel. Actually I do have a Sixth sense..."

Battle Stance Hazama: "...STYLE!"

Celica vs Carl, Es & Valkenhayn

Celica: "And lo, they finally saw the sign God had promised them."

Celica: "It read, 'You are now leaving Detroit. Well done'."

Smiling Ragna vs Angry Kokonoe & Angry Nine

Ragna: "Well whaddya know? I guess being a completely unlikable bitch really is genetic!"

Scared Noel vs Makoto

Noel: "It's Red, Yellow, Green & Blue Alerts! What's going on?"

Miffed Noel vs Makoto

Makoto: "Well, either the base is under attack, or we're having a disco!"