Celica & Nine vs Terumi

Terumi: "What do you mean, lacking in positivity!? I'm a very positive person!"

Celica & Miffed Nine vs Happy Terumi

Terumi: "HIV, Hepatitis, COVID, I have them all!"

Nine: "Sounds like he collects diseases the same way other people collect Pokemon"


Battle Stance Santazrael

"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"

"When fires start igniting-"

"-When people start fighting-"

"-And drink lots of beer!"

"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"


Kokonoe: "And then the teleporter chuckled us put in the middle of the field during the Superbowl."

Happy Kokonoe: "I mean, at first we were shit scared but talk about good seats!"


Ragna vs Lambda

Ragna: "So we decided to spread him over the club field. Thought he'd have liked that. Club weren't too thrilled."

Lambda: "What? Were they angry that you didn't get permission?"

Ragna: "Nah, they just thought we should have cremated him first."


Terumi vs Taokaka

Terumi: "Cats. You can't live with em, you can't throw em down a Well and drown them. There really ought to be a law."


Defeated Terumi vs Ragna, Hakumen & Nine

Terumi: "I just wanted you guys to know I love you soooooo much!"

Ragna: "Oh grab a Snickers Terumi, you're not you when you're hungry."

(OM NOM NOM)

Happy Terumi vs Happy Ragna, Hakumen & Nine

Ragna: "Better?"

Terumi: "Fuck you. And yes. Much."


Defeated Amane & Relius vs Mai & Kajun

Relius: "He's currently undergoing the delicate procedure of changing from a male into a female."

Angry Mai: "Hey! That's discriminating against the Transgender community!"

Relius: "What did I say? What happens behind closed doors is not my concern. I just don't like women with BIG HANDS!"


Terumi vs Nine & Jubei

Terumi: "Miniskirts were in style. When she danced down the aisle. Back in '63."

Happy Terumi vs Angry Nine & Angry Jubei

Terumi: "But it's hard to get by. When your arse is the size. Of a small counTRYYYYYYYYY!"


Happy, or maybe Crappy, New Year.