Angry Jin vs Happy Kagura & Hibiki
Kagura: "Son, I'm thirty! I only went with your mother cause she's dirty!"
(Sorry, we're gonna have to borrow Faust for a really Kinky Afro)
Lambda, Noel & Tsubaki vs Hazama
Tsu: "It's a fairly common fantasy to have sex with two sisters, both possibly still virgins."
Sad Lambda, S Noel & Angry Tsu vs Trollzama
Tsu: "But by sisters I didn't mean two elderly nuns!"
Happy Jubei: "When life gives you lemons...at least Scurvy won't be an issue any longer."
Happy Trinity vs Platinum, Shifty Carl & Bored Rachel
Trinity: "Now class, as we all know our Lord and Saviour Jesus was born in a stable."
Trinity: "So years later, when he left doors open and people shouted "Were you born in a barn!?" he could reply, "Yes, I was, actually".
Happy Ragna, H Jin & H Makoto vs Angry Tsubaki & H Noel
R, J, M & N: "She! Wore! An! Itsy bitsy! Teeny weeny! Yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today! (J: Oh yeah!)"
Tager vs Bullet
Bullet: "From what I've heard the Number Two fear in Life is Death. Number One is supposedly Public Speaking."
Tager: "So basically going by that logic at a funeral you're better off in the casket than you are giving the Eulogy."
Drunk Ragna vs Miffed Izanami
Ragna: "I was interred!..and some of those turds were my own, Your Honour."
Happy Lambda, H Mu & H Nu vs Angry Izayoi
"I-N-C! E-S-T! ! My brother had sex with me!"
3 Ninjas vs Angry Bang
Bang: "You rack disciprine!"
Ninja A: "Nuh uh! I do not rack disciprine!"
Ninja B: "Dishonorabru!"
Ninja C: "Urgh, Shamefur Dispray..."
Nine & Celica vs Terumi
Terumi: "I've just finished my JoJo Stone Ocean x DOOM crossover fanfic!"
Angry Nine & Horrified Celica vs Terumi
Terumi: "It's called 'Balls Deep In The Dead'!"
Celica: "We gawp in horror at that which cannot be unseen..."
Horrified Everyone vs Battle Stance Susanoo & Happy Izanami w/ Amateratsu
Susano: This gag is Heresy!. I call for Exterminatus!
Amaterasu: " Gag surpasses just cause and precedent for declaration of Exterminatus."
Izanami: "Motion carried! Exterminatus for everyone!"
THE BLACK BEAST: "OM NOM NOM!"