Santazama
"And as Santa Claus lays dying
And the little shits start crying
Don't ask me to do a Christmas Show
Trololo trololo trololo."
Happy Evil Tsubaki
"Don't chew gum. Don't chew tobacco. Chew THE SCENERY!"
"Scenery is highly nutritious and part of a healthy balanced diet."
Lambda & Mu vs Bear in an Ushanka
Comrade Kuma: "Which is more Ludicrous? The right to Bear Arms? Or the right to Arm Bears?"
Lambda: "CYKA BLYAT! RUSH B!"
Mu: "WHERE IS B!?"
Happy Jin vs Defeated Armless Ragna
Jin: "This guy really needs to learn how to hold his beer."
Aside Glance Jin: "He's just had his arms amputated." (Rimshot)
Hazama: "There's only one real reason I got into Politics; Power gives me wood."
Drunk Ragna
"Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered.
But does it bollocks!"
Defeated Ragna & Happy Jin vs Hibiki
Jin: "Well you said you wanted a crime reconstruction so I killed someone."
Drunk Kagura: "I will be in the bar. With my head on the bar."
Evil Tsubaki vs Nine, Trinity & Celica
Tsu: "No, you will pay your taxes like everyone else. Per Annum. Per Capita."
Tsu: "If Per Capita becomes a problem De Capita can be arranged quite easily."
Evil Tsubaki vs Angry Nine, Scared Trinity & Scared Celica
Nine: "The Magic Guild has never payed anything to the Civil Authority."
Angry Tsu:"I put it to you that I don't intend to remain Civil for much longer..."
Platinum & Battle Stance Arakune vs Taokaka
Platinum: "It is a BeeBee Gun. It fires Bees."
Arakune: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Jin vs NOL Noel
Noel: "Okay, your full name please"
Jin "Ryan Ulysees Serious."
Shocked Noel: "R U Serious?"
Miffed Jin: "Yes, yes I am."
Doomguy vs The Black Beast
Doomguy: "Man have Chainsaw. Man have Gun
Man have Rocket Launcher. MAN HAVE FUN!"