Drunk Kagura
Kagura: "How is a beer better than a woman?"
D Kagura vs Angry Noel
Kagura: "Because you can call a beer flat and it won't complain."
Ignis & Relius vs Angry Carl & Nirvana
Relius: "And on this episode of 'Homes Under The Hammer' I trash my daughter's Doll's House with a Hammer."
Celica & Ragna vs Angry Rachel
Rachel: "I demand to know what you were doing 2 nights ago!"
Ragna: "I was doing Stuff."
Celica: "I'm Stuff."
Noel vs Lambda
Noel: "Phew. That's all the Christmas Decorations sorted."
Noel: "I'm an a party mood. Send an invite to everyone on my friends list"
Lambda: "Unable to comply."
Angry Noel vs Lambda
Noel: "What? I said send it to all my friends!"
Sad Noel vs Lambda
Lambda: "Error: you have no friends"
Angry Kagura vs Hibiki
Kagura: "I have not attempted a Home Run with her. I'll have you know I have some standards."
Hibiki: "So sayeth the man who once tried to...ermm...chat up The Black Beast."
Happy Kagura: "Lies & Slander."
Drunk Kagura vs The Black Beast
Kagura: "Eldritch Abomination? Drive people insane with disgust?...'s not so bad."
Drunk Kagura vs Blackawaii Beast
Kagura: "Compared to some of the absolute munters I've dated, you get a solid 6 out of 10."
Defeated Relius vs Hype Dog & Radio Trollzama
Hazama: "From what eyewitnesses have said the dog put up such a sterling defense they ordered the vet destroyed."
Jin vs Tsubaki
Jin: "Our relationship is based on understanding and trust."
Angry Jin vs A Tsubaki
Jin: "I don't understand her and she doesn't trust me."
Happy Terumi: "Happily putting the 'Laughter' in 'Slaughter' and the 'Ass' in 'Mass Murder."
Angry Azrael and A Kokonoe vs Miffed Makoto.
Kokonoe: "I told you to put a Horse's head in Azrael's bed."
Kokonoe: "I didn't mean one from a My Little Pony!"
Makoto: "Then you should have been more specific. Call it 'Artistic Interpretation'."
Taka-Mikazuchi & Izanami vs Angry Evil Tsubaki
Tsu: "That was your solution to the Unemployment figures looking bad?! You blew up the planet and killed everyone on it!"
Izanami: "Yes? And? Look on the bright side."
Tsu: "WHAT BRIGHT SIDE?!"
Happy Izanami vs Defeated Evil Tsubaki
Izanami: "They're not Unemployed anymore. I know; Genius."