Freeman's Odyssey

Chapter: 25

Planet Sheenman

Disclaimer: I am not the owner or creator of the characters of Planet Sheen, it is primarily owned by someone else this is just for fan fiction purposes only.

The world Zeenu as either stupid or oddly strange as she displays on screen the different types the Inhabitants of this planet include, monster cows, scorpions, two-headed wrestlers, talking food and evil beasts. Along with that have different color of skin of the Zeenus as the culture itself is completely odd. The world itself has grass, trees, a major ocean, rives and lakes, a desert and a few other odd places that would make anyone's head scratch in confusion. A Human boy and a monkey are just standing around and playing ball.

"Hey," said the monkey "What are you doing?"

"What?" asked the boy who is throwing a ball around against ground and it hits him in the head "Ouch….can you see I am ping pronging. Another new game for planet Zeenu like the time Babe Ruth crossed the Delaware to be a New York Yankee."

"Sheen its called Ping pong," said monkey "And Babe Ruth did not-"Sheen interrupts him.

"Details, details," said Sheen "Now watch this ping pronging move"

*He does just that as the ball bounces on the ground and goes high in the air, ricochets off of a few objects and hits a cloaked Zeenu right in the head as he fall flat to the ground and then gets up as he grows and throws the ball away.*

"Oh grock!" snarled and saw who threw it "Sheen." He yelled at the boy and then muttered "One day I will be rid of you, but how….how I can do just that."

While Dorkus is still wondering about that a small portal opens up and Gordon Freeman appears in which the portal closes behind him. He stares around the landscape and does a scan for any Combine activity, but at the moment there isn't any but he decided to explore instead. These skies, are not of Earth, but do have a breathable atmosphere and then he started to walk around for a bit in which he opened the inhabitants of this word are friendly. Having wandered around for awhile he sees the boy known Sheen Estevez and the space ape known as Nesmith in which they see a stranger approaching them.

"Oh I know who that is," said Sheen.

"You do," said the monkey

"He is Alfred Penny Worth," said Sheen "Butler to Bruce Wayne, who is a mild mannered reporter from a major metropolitan newspaper called the Daily Bugle. I am hungry I think I will ask him to bring me some waffles."

"Sheen, seriously," he rolled his eyes at him.

"Not another human," muttered Dorkus

"Excuse me," said Gordon "Have you seen anything strange or out of the ordinary around here,"

"Blah, blah, I would like to order a burger and fries to go," said Sheen "And make it snappy."

"And you are," said Gordon

"Sheen Estevez," said the boy. "I've been stranded on this planet for awhile."

"Guess that would be mean people think you are dead," said Gordon "If no one knows where you are."

"Sheen he means you are officially dead on Earth," said the monkey

"I'm not dead," said Sheen "I am more alive than George Washington, signing of the Gettysburg address on Asgard."

"Ok….." slowly said Gordon

"Ugh, Sheen cut that out this is serious," said Monkey

"What is this I hear about Sheen being dead," said a third voice approaching them "That means he's a ghost….oh no." Gordon noticed the person is being followed by to large Zeenus is a small, purple squid-like lump of goo, He has 11 tentacles for a beard and eight points on his crown "But wait Sheen is right here."

Idiots thought Gordon

Gordon is told about the human boy before him is a dim-witted, lanky, hyperactive 15-year-old boy named Sheen Estevez who has been on this planet more than two years, also he is told about the talking monkey seemed to be the intelligent of the bunch as his name must be Nesmith! He had heard NASA sent monkeys into space and he suspected this must be one of them.

The one free man noticed a cloaked figure hiding behind the rocks, with a flying eyeball creature hovering nearby and of course there are a couple of large Zeenu's standing guard to their emperor, he did wonder why would they put anyone that small in charge is beyond even him. Another people came walking towards them as it is a young girl about Sheen's age a blue-skinned Glimmorian girl who looked like a fierce warrior, he ignored her glare

So who is this, person Sheen one of your Earth friends who has come for a visit," said the emperor.

"I was wondering about that myself," said the monkey "Did NASA sent you two rescue us?"

"You can call me Gordon," said Freeman "No, sorry but I have been traveling from one dimension to another."

"Your not Bart Simpson" said Sheen "You're a waiter of a hooters restaurant by day and by night you are radioactive man, so where is your sidekick fallout boy."

"Ugh….Sheen please," said the monkey "Guess your not here to rescue us."

"Afraid not," said Gordon "Looks like you are stuck with him."

"Oh great," muttered the monkey

"Perhaps I can give you something from home," said Freeman.

It is a pre-compressed helical spring invented by Richard James in the early 1940s. It can perform a number of tricks, including traveling down a flight of steps end-over-end as it stretches and re-forms itself with the aid of gravity and its own momentum, or appear to levitate for a period of time after it has been dropped. He could see the Zeenu's are interested in the object he has in his hands, the monkey just slapped himself up side the head, Sheen and the others looked completely fascinated in the object. It is called. A slinky

"Are you kidding me," muttered the monkey

"Oh boy it's a slinky," said Sheen.

"A Slinky," said the emperor

"Yeah," said Sheen "A slinky was invented by the toymaker known as Tony Stark who went on to be president of Latveria. Show them how it works…please, pretty, please." Gordon demonstrates it as all of them that stand before him in awe.

"Then I proclaim this day to be national slinky day," said the emperor

It is an hour later as the entire planet is fixated upon the object that Gordon gave them known as a Slinky, he had found the dimensional coordinates to this dimensions Earth and sent a message to someone named Jimmy Neutron to come and rescue Sheen. After that he simply walked away into the desert of Zeenu in which now he is leaving this dimension for good.

Freeman's log

"Apparently idiots run amok upon this planet and I have found no Combine influence on this planet or in this dimension that seems to be a little cartoon by nature. However my search will continue elsewhere, I will never give up until the Combine are destroyed." Gordon goes on to describe the people of Zeenu, the boy and the talking monkey.

End log

Gordon activates his portal device as a small portal opened up and he steps inside with him and the portal vanished into what dimension he will be in next, he certainly hoped he would never come back to this dimension again. It is full of idiots.

Chapter: 26

Freeman's Heroes: Part.1