Freeman's Odyssey

Chapter: 29

The Fairly-Odd Freeman

Disclaimer: The characters of the Fairly Odd Parents were created and owned by someone else, so I don't own it as this is just for fan fiction purposes only.

To the newest reviewer Asuravartin the Creator Destroyer: To answer your question, I just don't know why! I do get a lot of views in looking at the story itself, but no reviews and some would be nice. But thank you anyway for your review.

Dimmsdale, California USA

Saturday, July 14, 2013 0:1:30:0 hours afternoon time

The city appears to be average sized, with a downtown containing large buildings and a city hall but also containing uptown areas with residences and businesses school; a hospital; stores; a sports complex named the Dimmadome, named after its founder and owner; the local TV channel; and various restaurants and stores as well as a park in the center of the city. The city also appears to have rural farmland located somewhere outside of the city.

Dimmsdale was founded in the 1630s after Dale Dimm managed to defeat a witch hunter who was secretly a witch named Alden Biterroot. It is relatively known that the local population like the adults in the city is notably moronic, often settle situations with things like angry mobs, but they do still form a structured and complex society capable of working as a city. It is a sunny day out in Dimmsdale with no clouds in the sky.

The mail man approaches the door of a house and rings the doorbell in which someone comes running and quickly opens the door. He has black hair, blue eyes and is kind of thin but in a thick sort of way with a business suit and gives a big smile by looking at the mail man for a moment. In which he sees some sort of letter in the mail man's hands, he wondered what it could be as the man's name is Mr. Turner.

"Oh what do you have for me," said Mr. Turner

"A letter it's important" said the mail man

"Oooo, a letter for me I'll take it," said Mr. Turner.

He snatches the letter from the mail man's hands and slams the door in the face of the mail man, Mr. Turner is wondering what could be inside the letter, money or anything else. He rips it open to find two tickets to a far away place and only for two, he is over excited about this as he screams for joy and runs into the kitchen to his wife for she is about to make a meal, but she isn't very good at cooking at all.

"Dear….Dear look at what we won," said Mr. Turner

She takes a look as her eyes almost bug out of her skull.

"Wow, we get to go to a trip to Australia for one week," said Mrs. Turner "And it's all expenses paid….let's go dear, were going to the land down under."

"Down under what?" asked Mr. Turner "Never mind let's tell Timmy"

"Good idea dear," said Mrs. Turner "Then we can have Vicky baby sit him, while were gone for a week."

Both of them run upstairs to Timmy's room as the boy that no one understands hopped off the bed and is bored at the moment as he is about to grab the knob to the door to head outside, but he is knocked back by the door opening quickly as he crashed into several of his toys laying around so he brushed himself off, grunted in annoyance as his idiotic parents and glared at them in which they seemed to be a little to excited about

"Guess what Timmy," said Mr. Turner "Your mother and I are going to the land down under."

"What?" said Timmy!

"That's right Australia," said Mrs. Turner "For a week and don't worry Vicky will be baby sitting you, now we have to call her first and then were off….bye."

"Bye kid" said Mr. Turner "And be good."

The door slams shut as Timmy Turners jaw dropped at first but he shook his head at the complete incompetence of his mother and father as he is wearing a pink hat and shirt with blue jeans, his teeth almost look like a beaver. Floating in a fish bowl as two strange looking fish one pink and one green that see the whole thing go down and look at each other for a moment.

"Wanda," said Timmy "Cosmo I wish for Vicky to not be my baby sitter for a week."

The two strange looking fish become floating creatures known as fairies for they are holding wands in their hands.

"You have to be more specific, squirt," said Wanda

"Yeah were going to the Pacific, for some squid," said Cosmo "Yummy"

"No stupid," said Wanda "Timmy has to elaborate the right wish to have Vicky not his baby sitter for a week,"

"All right fine," said Timmy "I wish Vicky had the flu for a week, along with any other baby sitter she is associated with."

Their wands glow as magic occurs as the wish has been granted, meanwhile both adult Turners are packing and then try to get Vicky to be Timmy's baby sitter however she is sick with the flu, so they try every other baby sitter but even they have the flu. Panic and worry started to occur in wondering what to do as if they don't find a baby sitter soon. They will have to cancel the trip or even worse bring Timmy along.

Both adult Turners go outside and are in a panic to find someone as Mr. Turner sees his enemy Dinkleburg as he growled in anger and narrow his eyes at him for a moment. Both of them look around to see if anyone else is around as they look binoculars to look and then Mr. Turner spotted someone walking far away down the street as the both them ran off to greet this person and ask him to baby sit.

Gordon Freeman had only arrived a few hours ago and found no Combine activity in a place called Dimmsdale he made mental notes that these people are idiotic and only the kids are smart. Some weirdo kept on following him until he stopped and started at the weird looking man for a moment that has a sinister smile, with gray skin and a hunchback as well. Who has some sort of device in his hand that suggested some sort of tracking device?

"Is there something I can help you with," asked Gordon

"You're a fairy god parent," shouted the man known as Crocker and does some sort of odd looking pose.

"I'm human you idiot," said Gordon "So get lost,"

"Then how you explain in appearing out of no where," said Crocker "Only a fairy does that."

"It's none of your damn business," said Gordon "The science is beyond your understanding."

"Oh really," said Crocker "Let me tell you that-"

Gordon got annoyed with the man as he kicked him in the chest as the man went flying almost cartoon like across the street and crashed into the wall. At the same time another man who was holding a rope that held a piano gave way and landed on top of Crocker, the man looked injured but alive as Gordon kept on walking for a bit into the suburbs until he is approached by two people a wife and husband.

"Can you watch our son," said Mr. Turner "Please pretty please,"

"Yeah we have to go on vacation and stuff," said Mrs. Turner

"What?" said Gordon "Why should I, you two don't look like good parents anyway. You can always take your son with you."

"Come on please…." Said Mr. Turner "We can pay you a lot of money," he mysteriously has a sat of money in his hands.

"But…." said Gordon

"Good very good," said Mr. Turner "Let's go."

"Follow us," said Mrs. Turner

"I didn't agree to…." said Gordon "What did I get myself into, ah what the hell."

Gordon Freeman followed the two adults to a house that looked rather nice as the adults bring out their son holding a fish bowl with two strange looking gold fish and Mr. Turner throws him the sack full of money as Gordon catches it in his hand. Then both adult Turners get into the car and drive off, as Gordon just shook his head at this and glared down at the kid holding the fish bowl with two of the fish that have a green and pink color.

"Oh great I have you," said Timmy "But that is a cool suit anyway, so who are you and let me guess I have rules to follow."

"Yeah you do," said Gordon "Your parents are fucking idiots are they always like that, only two rules kid no breaking stuff or stealing. Overall, just be a cool kid and you can call me Gordon."

"Ok huh Gordon," said Timmy "But what does fucking mean?"

"When you're older you will know," said Gordon "Come let's go inside, you look hungry kid."

"An adult that can cook," said Timmy "That will be the day."

"Hah, your ok kid" said Gordon "And Yeah I can cook."

Gordon and Timmy walked inside as the one fee man head into the kitchen to make something to eat and all the while Timmy with his fish bowl that has fish who are really Wanda and Cosmo.

"Are you pondering what I am pondering," said Timmy

"I think, so Timmy," said Cosmo "But we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss,"

Wanda knocked him upside the head and signed a bit.

"There is something odd about the man," said Wanda "I seem to can't put my finger on it."

"You can always pull mine," said Cosmo "But my finger usually has boogers or ear wax on it."

"So you think he is some sort of action hero," said Timmy

"We don't know, squirt," said Wanda

"You think he is some sort of butt doctor," said Cosmo "Because mine is getting big." With a smile "I am going to ask him."

Timmy and Wanda look on in alarm as Cosmo turned into his natural form while Gordon has his back turned in which Cosmo tapped him on the shoulder and Gordon turned around to see a hovering creature. Timmy and Wanda slap themselves upside the heads and go over to them.

You idiot your not suppose to show yourself," said Wanda "Now we have to wish he would forget about this,"

"I wish Gordon would forget about this," said Timmy.

Their wands magically glow in doing the wish, but then stops as the wish doesn't seem to work.

"Apparently," said Gordon "I won't be forgetting about this,"

"What went wrong?" asked Timmy

Wanda went over to look at the rules of magic book.

"It says here," said Wanda "Wishing only affects people here in this dimension and adjacent dimensions native to ours. But he isn't from our dimension, according to the rule scanner."

"Relax your secret is safe with me," said Gordon

"Good, now can you look at my butt," said Cosmo

Wanda whacks him over the head with the rule book.

"So what's your deal," said Timmy

"Would you believe I am a dimensional traveling wanderer," said Gordon "Bent on battling an evil inter-dimensional empire."

Cosmo and Wanda look nervous as if they know the name or not, Timmy on the other hand look excited in which he could wish to be a hero and battle this evil inter-dimensional empire.

"Wow that would be awesome," said Timmy "I wish to be a super powered hero,"

The fairies do their wish.

"Then I wish for this evil inter-dimensional empire to appear so I can battle it," said Timmy.

"Sorry Timmy we can't do that," said Cosmo

"Why not?" asked Timmy

"It's a forbidden wish that is banned by the council," said Wanda "You see a millennia ago, fairy world and other magical worlds were at what against a race known as the Combine, until it was decided to create a barrier in blocking them from ever coming to this dimension or adjacent dimensions connected to ours. The block is still in place to this very day"

Gordon went onto explain his battles against the Combine as all three of them listened to his stories.

"Sorry," said Timmy "I didn't know,"

"It's ok squirt," said Wanda

"Yeah it's cool," said Cosmo

"Well you can always wish for your parents to have a bad vacation," said Gordon "As I suspect they will be running back home miserable."

"Ok I wish my parents have a miserable vacation," said Timmy

Both fairies grant the wish as Gordon finished making the meal and Timmy eats it. Then about two hours later Timmy's parents come home looking sad and miserable along with being angry. The complaining went on as Gordon went outside with Timmy and the fairies.

"Is it time for you to leave," said Timmy

"Now that I know that," said Gordon "This dimension is in good hands, I have no need to be here."

"Good luck," said Wanda

"Yeah go kick some ass," said Cosmo "Speaking of asses can you check out my butt."

Gordon didn't bother making a log and just shook his head as he activated a portal and stepped into it as he, along with the portal disappeared into thin air and Timmy, along with the fairies go back to their ad normal lives.

Chapter: 30

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