Allison: Guess what I'm about to get!
Malice: On my nerves.

Malice: Allison has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Malice: Allison, you're my best friend.
Allison: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Allison: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Allison: Here you go, Malice, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Malice: It's cold.
Allison: A nice cup of coffee.
Malice: It's horrible!
Allison: Cup of coffee.
Malice: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Allison: C U P.

Malice: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Allison:
Malice:
Allison: ...Please, go back to bed.

Allison: Hey Malice, do you wanna help us?
Malice: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.

Allison: You know, Malice, you are the sun in my life.
Malice: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Allison: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Malice: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Malice: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Allison: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Malice: Ominous positivity.

Allison: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Malice: You're right, Allison.. Violence can't be the answer.
Allison: Correct, Malice. Now, on to the next lesso-
Malice: Violence is the question.
Malice: And the answer is yes!
Allison: Malice, no!

Allison: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Malice: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Allison: How so?
Malice: It makes holes.

Allison: Malice, my old friend!
Malice: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Allison: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Allison: I feel awful about killing you.
Malice:
Allison: Even though technically you never even died, so I don't know what you're bitching about.

Malice: Allison, do you love me?
Allison: Of course I do!
Malice: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Allison: Well, of course I… would…
Malice: I mean something really, really—
Allison: Malice, what did you do?

Henry: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Ink Bendy: I'm aware of that.
Henry: But then you and I had some time together.
Ink Bendy: Uh-huh?
Henry: It did not get better.

Malice: What time is it?
Allison: I don't know, pass me that radioe and we'll find out
Allison: *BLASTS Can't Be Erased*
Tom: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING CAN'T BE ERASED AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Allison: It's 2 am

Boris: Would never stab anyone.
Sammy: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Tom: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Ink Bendy: Would stab without warning.
Malice: Would stab as a warning.

Boris: Any advice before Malice and I fight?
Ink Bendy: Don't wet yourself in public.
Boris: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

Sammy: Joey... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Joey: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Sammy:
Sammy: I wrote sanitize, Joey.

Ink Bendy: Look guys, I need help.
Allison: Love help?
Joey: Financial help?
Tom: Emotional help?
Malice: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Malice*
Malice: What?

Boris: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Boris: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Boris: Orange.

Henry: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Malice:
Malice: I like you.

Boris: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Ink Bendy: The final boss.
Sammy: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Boris: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

Joey: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Sammy: Wow! Malice made you cry?
Boris, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true

Malice: You read my diary?
Allison: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Allison: So what's the plan?
Ink Bendy: I don't know. You're smart, *points at Joey* they're mean, come up with something.

Joey: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Malice: Boris is the scariest thing I could think of!
Boris: Malice told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Joey: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Henry: Joey, NO!

Malice: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time

Squad reactions to being called straight:
Malice: The fuck, no I'm not.
Henry: Excuse the hell out of you?
Joey: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Boris: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Sammy: Rude.
Allison: *punches the person*