Barley: You disgust me.
Bendy: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

Edgar: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Bendy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Edgar: That one. I want that one.

Bendy: How would you like your pancakes?
Edgar: Plain.
Barley: With sprinkles!
Charley: Chocolate chips.
Boris: Potatoes.
*Edgar, Barley, and Charley look at Boris*
Boris: What? They're good.

Edgar: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

Bendy: Hey Boris?
Boris: Yeah?
Bendy: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Boris:
Boris: ...What.

Bendy: I've only had Edgar for a day

and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Barley: What's up with Edgar? They've been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Alice: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Barley: Why?
Alice: Bendy smiled at them.

Edgar: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Edgar: One... two... three.
Bendy: ...
Edgar: ...
Edgar: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Alice: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Bendy: For the dogs.
Alice: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Bendy: They don't know how.

Barley: Hey, what are you reading?
Bendy: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Barley: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Edgar: So it's just a Notebook?
Bendy: It's just a Notebook.

Boris: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Edgar: Not if they consent to it.
Bendy: Depends on who your stabbing.
Alice: YES?!

Bendy: Why aren't you sleeping?
Edgar: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Bendy.
Bendy:
Edgar: ...The nightmares.
Bendy: *wrapping their arms around Edgar* Awwww, sweetie-

Alice: I think I need a hug...
Edgar: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Alice: You... you can let go now.
Edgar: No, I absolutely cannot.

Edgar: Bendy... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Bendy: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Edgar: F***. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Bendy: Why is Barley crying on the floor?
Alice: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Bendy: And?
Alice: They got Boris.

Malice: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Allison: What the hell!?
Malice: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Malice, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Allison, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Wally: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Wally: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Grant: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Norman: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Henry: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Allison: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Joey: Slash gamemode creative.
Henry: Dude, this isn't Min-
Joey: *starts levitating*

Joey: Can I ask a dumb question?
Henry: Better than anyone I know.

Susie, looking at a selfie of Allison's: I hate this photo.
Allison: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Susie: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
Allison: Up to kindness.

Wally: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Sammy: No.
Tom: I did not.
Grant: I may have actually forgotten one.
Joey: Also no.
Wally: Oh good, neither did I.
Allison: *Exhausted sigh*

Joey: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Joey, to Norman: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Allison, to Susie: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Wally: There are two types of people.

Joey: Rules were made to be broken.
Norman: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Wally: Uh, piñatas.
Grant: Glow sticks.
Sammy: Karate boards.
Tom: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Joey: Rules.
Norman:

Allison: So how's the food Susie made?
Tom: It's great! Compliments to them.
Allison: *goes to the kitchen*
Allison: You're adorable.
Susie: *blushes*

Norman: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.