Malice: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Malice: I choose to waive that right!
Malice: *screaming*

Malice: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Henry: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Henry: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Malice: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned

Ink Bendy: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Malice: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Henry: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Henry: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

Malice: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Henry: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

Ink Bendy: I am literally evil incarnate.
Ink Bendy: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Ink Bendy: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort.

Malice: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

Malice: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Malice: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Malice: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Wally, throwing their head into Tom's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Tom, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Sammy: This date is boring!
Wally: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Sammy: Then why did you invite me?
Wally: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Wally I'll do whatever I want!

Sammy: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Ink Bendy: That's great, Sammy. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Henry: I love you.
Joey, not paying attention: What was that?
Henry: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Henry: Are you trying to seduce me?
Joey: Why, are you seducible?

Susie: Allison, you love me, right?
Allison: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

Allison: Do you want to know your gay name?
Susie: My... my gay name?
Allison: Yeah, it's your first name-
Susie: Haha. Very funny Allison-
Allison: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Susie: Oh- oh my god.

Sammy: I want to kiss you.
Wally, not paying attention: What?
Sammy: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Sammy: We're getting married, bitches!
Wally: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Joey: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Henry: Aww-
Joey: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Joey: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Henry: This is a lie.
Henry: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Henry: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Sammy: Two brooooos!
Norman: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Sammy: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Norman:
Sammy:
Norman: *tearing up*
Sammy: Babe, c'mon...
Norman: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Sammy: Babe...

Sammy: That was so hot, Norman.
Norman: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Sammy: I'm so in love with you.