Murderer: Any last words?
Bendy: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Edgar: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Barley: Actually Edgar, it's salt.
Edgar: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Barley: Uh Edgar, that would be salt.
Barley: *takes salt packer from Edgar* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little s***.

Boris, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Alice: *half asleep* Boris, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

Bendy: I didn't drink that much last night.
Boris: You were flirting with Edgar.
Bendy: So what? They're my partner.
Boris: You asked if they were single.
Boris: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Bendy: Edgar is playing hard to get.
Bendy: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Alice: H-how do you ask someone out?
Edgar: Well, first-
Bendy: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Alice: ...And you said yes?

Alice: We call that a traumatic experience.
Alice, turning to Charley: Not a "bruh moment".
Alice, turning to Bendy: Not "sadge".
Alice, turning to Edgar: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Barley: Boris, we tried things your way.
Boris: No, we didn't.
Barley: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Bendy: I made tea.
Edgar: I don't want tea.
Bendy: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Edgar: Then why did you tell me?
Bendy: It's a conversation starter.
Edgar: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Bendy: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Bendy: Any questions?
Charley: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?
Bendy: Uh, a plan, duh...
Edgar: Charley, chill, I know it's weird, but Bendy has a point.
Charley:
Charley: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!

Bendy: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Boris: Even better!
Bendy: What the f*** did you-
Boris: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Edgar: What is love?
Charley: An emotional minefield.
Barley: A neurochemical reaction.
Alice: Baby don't hurt me.

Charley: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Edgar and Boris's convo?
Barley: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Bendy: I'm in the washing machine.
Alice: I'm in the closet.
Barley: We accept you Alice. 3
Alice: No I'm literally in the closet.
Barley: Love is love. 3

Boris, near tears: Please, Alice, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Alice: Pick a card, any card.
Bendy: Fine.
Alice: Wait, that's my credit card!
Bendy: You said any card.

Boris: Good morning!
Barley: Is it? Is it really?

Edgar They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Bendy: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!

Edgar: Barley is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Barley: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

Boris: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Bendy: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Charley: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Charley: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Boris: Do you take constructive criticism?
Barley: No, only cash or credit.

Alice: So Boris, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Boris: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Alice: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Boris: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Alice: A whole potato?
Boris: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Alice: These just look like big slabs of black.
Boris: Because that's what they are!
Boris: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Alice: These are just chocolate chips?
Boris: They sure are!
Boris: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Boris: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

Charley: I want a bf.
Boris: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.

Alice, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Bendy, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

Barley: So what do you have planned for the future?
Boris: Lunch.
Barley: No, like long term.
Boris: Oh...um, dinner?

Edgar: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Charley: A pet WHAT?!
Bendy: William Snakespeare.

Barley: This totally sucks, man.
Edgar: This is horrible.
Barley: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
Edgar: No, it's not that, it's Bendy.
Edgar: It's just like, I can't get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, that b****!

Edgar: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Boris: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.