1) Omnisaurus: Glad you enjoyed the chapter, you and several others also liked the Saji-Slap and Anthony back-rhyming with the Familar Master.

2) Ace: LOL, yes you have said Rias liked Japanese culture before. Being hungry can make you forgetful... why do you think Italians eat/feed you so much? :p For battle scenes, I guess the music they use in the anime. Also glad your enjoying the Dictionary, good to know some people appreciate it.

3) Guest: Thanks for the kind words about the chess match between Anthony and Sona. I was a little worried no one would like or approve of it.

4) Rmarcano321: Not that I don't appreciate the reviews your giving, but do you mind putting a little more effort into them? By that, I mean don't just look for one thing to say or pick a tiny detail to quote about. A review like "Devils are everywhere" or "Anthony's exercising allot" doesn't exactly help me improve, nor is it necessary for new readers to see. It's your review, so you have the right to comment about the story how you want, but do take this into consideration from the authors perspective (me) to an audience member (you).

I thank everyone for the love and support for this fic, keeps me going. I think you'll all enjoy this chapter; its extremely fluffy, I think you might die.


Chapter 9: Strange Dreams, Stranger Life

When did this happen? How did it happen? More importantly, WHY was it happening?! Anthony was dressed in a nice tuxedo, standing by the Perverted Duo who wore something similar. They were crying, though it wasn't clear if they were tears of joy or sorrow.

"It's not fair, yo!" Cried Matsuda.

"How did he get a wedding before us?" Cried Motohama.

"Wedding? Whose getting...?" Anthony asked aloud, but suddenly the scene around him changed into an altar. Standing before him was a bride, holding a banquet of flowers, though her face was covered.

"Silly boy, it's OURS" said the bride, lifting up the fabric covering her face...

"Rias?! W-W-Who decided this, shouldn't I have gotten notified? Maybe an E-Mail or some shit?" Anthony asked, becoming nervous. He then heard the voices of the other ORC members in the crowd of people stilling around the church... didn't Devils get hurt in the presence of God?

Akeno's Voice: So happy for you, Rias!

Asia's Voice: Um... have a good life... I guess...

Koneko's Voice: Don't go too crazy later tonight...

Pesca's Voice (where did she come from?): Treat her right, or I'll kick your ass!

'Are they serious? I'm MARRYING HER?!... well, it could be worse' thought Anthony. As nervous as he was, he couldn't deny that Rias looked amazing in her wedding gown. She was attractive regardless, but something about the gown made her beauty radiate exponentially.

"You may kiss the bride" said the priest. Rias turned to Anthony with her eyes closed and lips puckered, red lipstick glossed over them, waiting for the man of her dreams to seal the deal. Not that Anthony didn't want to kiss her, she looked gorgeous!... He just couldn't find the strength to move.

Then everyone burned around him, though no one seemed to give a shit, leaving Anthony alone and stumped in the church. "... match made in hell, alright" he said.

[Ugh... sorry about that. My last master was a total perv and some of his cooties rubbed off on me] said a deep voice from everywhere. The church suddenly collapsed on itself, and Anthony was met face-to-face with...

"Rassei? Damn, sei cresciuto velocemente" said Anthony, the figure in front of him was a dragon. Rassei was the name Asia gave their new Familiar they shared, did he grow up already? It's only been a few days since they left the Familiar Forest.

[Oh, please; THAT little hatchling? ME?! Come on, Anthony; you know exactly who I am] said the dragon.

Getting a better look at the giant dragon in front of him, "... useless your an Archfiend owned by some guy named Jack, doesn't ring a bell" Anthony answered. Without warning, fire began to swirl around the duo while Anthony was now floating in midair somehow.

[Your real funny. I've been living inside of you since your were ya big, you've also summoned my plenty of times in the past] said the dragon, also pinching his claws together to visualize his point.

"Wha... what are you talking about? I don't understand!" Said Anthony.

[Sigh... look at your hand] face-clawed the dragon. Anthony did, still not understanding... the hell?! When did he take his Scared Gear out?! [Now... look at mine] the dragon continued, bringing his much larger arm closer to Anthony. Side-by-side, with the exception of the green gem in the center and that obvious size difference, the 2 arms looked exactly identical.

Anthony slowly began to realize what, or rather who, was in front of him now... being introduced to the supernatural world, not much surprised him anymore. But he finally understood who this was. "Wait... are you... the Red Dragon Emperor?" He asked, not completely believing the words coming out of his mouth.

[Now your getting it! Name's Ddraig, the Heavenly Dragon of Domination, the Red Dragon Emperor... and, your partner] said the dragon, revealing it's name to be Ddraig.

"Ddraig? I thought you were from another dimension, ya know; after cards started raining..." said Anthony.

[THAT GUY IS AN ALIEN, YOU FOOL! And don't EVER compare me to him again, he wishes he had such power as mine] Roared Ddraig.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Anthony's eyes snapped open, his alarm waking him up. "More weird dreams? I didn't eat raviolis this time..." said Anthony, then he noticed his Gear was out. Was that all really a dream?

[No] said Ddraig, making his presence known, causing Anthony to jump out of the bed and onto the floor, hitting his head on the title. [Oh. Sorry, my bad. I thought you were aware of me] apologized the dragon within.

"Dammi un avvertimento la prossima volta when you decide to jump in my head" Anthony groaned, rubbing his head in pain.

-TIME BREAK-

The next morning in class before school started, Anthony was sitting at his desk, yawning up a storm. "Dude, that's like the 15th time you yawned. You tired or something?" Asked Matsuda, walking over with Motohama to their friends desk.

"Yeah, a little. *Yawns again* Had this crazy dream last night and couldn't get back to sleep" Anthony admitted. Upon hearing this, both boys went into their perv state of minds.

"If you had ANY wet dream; Page 12, subsection 5 of the bro code states you give up ALL the details" said Motohama, adjusting his glasses.

"No, but it was definitely hot" said Anthony.

"Oh, that's why you didn't make breakfast this morning. Why didn't you tell me or Rias?" Asked Asia, sweetly.

"It was no big deal. Besides, you came in to wake me, so it's all good" Anthony smiled at Asia's kindness... though also thankful that the 2 pervs didn't pick up on the fact that Rias was staying with him too. Now that the class gotten to know Asia, they learned Anthony knew her at a young age... basically home field advantage, so they learned to accept that Asia was like a sister to Anthony... didn't mean they still weren't jealous he was still living with such a cute girl.

"WHAT!" The Perverted Duo slammed Anthony's desk at this piece of information. "Your wake up call is HER?!" Asked Motohama, both he and Matsuda looked like they'd cry. Anthony decide what better way to start his day, than mess with his 2 'best' friends?

"Well, we do live together, and I've known her since scuola elementare... plus, we're in each others rooms everyday" Anthony said casually, then smirked when he got to the room part. Matsuda and Motohama both jaw-dropped at the confession. They didn't speak Italian, but the word elementare gave them a good idea.

"He's only kidding, guys" said Asia, making both boys sigh in relief... "I'm usually the one who bunks with him" the ex-nun continued innocently; making both boys scream, cry and fall to the floor in sorrow.

"Why... why does he get served breakfast in bed?" Asked Matsuda.

"She's got mean French Toast" Anthony joked.

"Oh, stop; you'll make me blush" said Asia, shyly. This made the Perverted Duo cry even more.

"Why do all the hot girls throw themselves at this guy?" Asked Motohama.

"It makes no sense, yo" said Matsuda.

"What can I say? Ladies love a good stallion" Anthony shrugged. Asia giggled, mostly cause she had no idea what the phrase really meant, while the 2 perverts cried for the third time.

"Say, Anthony; my good man... you should really think about spreading the waffle... hook us up, maybe? OH GREAT MASTER ANTONIO, PLEASE HONOR US UNWORTHY FOLK WITH THE SECRETS OF YOUR POWER!" Said Motohama, slapping his hands together and praying to Anthony, which Matsuda copied.

"Hmmmm... I don't know... they have needs, ya know" said Anthony, having fun rubbing his luck in their faces.

"You'll be rewarded handsomely, how's membership to the... VIP room sound?" Asked Motohama. Hearing the offer, Anthony eyed the boys. He knew what VIP room they spoke of.

"... nah, I'll pass. You both go without me, and I'll spread the word" he said, denying the offer.

Both perverts froze. "Wait, seriously?" Asked Matsuda.

"As long as don't get caught, I'll personally hook you up" Anthony promised. Both boys then held each others hands like a game of patty-cake.

"Jackpot! Thank you, sensei! We will not let you down!" Motohama said, both boys heading to their seats since class was gonna start soon. Anthony knew exactly where they'd be going, his fingers crossed behind his back.

He told Koneko in-between classes what locker they'd be hiding in the girls locker room... too bad he missed the show, he heard they're "cries of joy" all the way down the hall.

"What was that?" Asked Asia, taking her lunch out while sitting with Anthony. His response was to shrug and: "Hmm? Non ho sentito niente" then take a bite out of his sandwich.

-TIME BREAK-

"I don't like it when you get all flirty with Rias."

"She started it! I had too restituire fuoco!"

"She brought up you saw her naked... sacco..."

"Well... she saved my life and... GAH!"

"AND YOU SAID IT WASN'T BORING!"

"STOP! ASIA, MY CHEEK! OW, QUIT PULLING...!"

The ORC was dismissed by Rias, as she watched her servants (except Akeno, who was still with her) exit the premises from the window. Before they left, she made a comment on how Anthony has seen her naked multiple times, then Anthony countered with she clearly liked her what she saw since she kept returning to the scene of the crime. Asia became jealo-... *ahem*, insecure about it; and was now pinching Anthony's cheek rather hard while they walked home.

"Ya know, our clients give positive reviews on Anthony all the time. It's funny, when you consider they all say thanks for sending this Devil or where was this Devil all my life?" Said Akeno, reading a few reviews she had on Anthony. However, Rias didn't seem to hear her since she was focused on looking out the window as Anthony left, which Akeno noticed as she turned around to ask Rias if she heard her. "Wow, your certainly mesmerized when it comes to Anthony, huh? Sure your still not checking him out?" Akeno asked with a smile.

"Is there a point your trying to make?" Asked Rias.

"No, I just think your commitment to him is... interesting. You were never like this when Kiba or Koneko were brought around. Could there beeeeee... more too i-..." Akeno pointed out, but Rias cut her off.

"Simple. I'm his master and he's my servant, Devil or not. Besides, its not my best friends place to worry about me, it's my problem" she said, assertively.

"Yes, President. May I be excused?" Said Akeno, knowing there was something Rias wasn't sharing but wasn't gotta question her... she already had enough on her mind.

"You may. I'll see you tomorrow" said Rias. As soon as Akeno left, a magic circle formed on the floor... Rias' eyes narrowed at whom she saw.

-TIME BREAK-

Back at Anthony's house, he walked out of his room in nothing but loose gym shorts while carrying fresh clothes, on his way to the shower. He should have taken one sooner, but he just laid in bed thinking about his introduction to Ddraig. He said something about summoning him before, but Anthony never used his Sacred Gear before meeting Rias and the other Devils... right? Thinking a nice, hot shower would help, he opens the bathroom door without knocking...

And Asia was already in there, buck naked; though he didn't noticed she was in there at first because he wasn't paying attention due to still thinking about the dragon dwelling inside him. He only noticed Asia as he was pulling his underwear off... and seeing Asia's red face. The blond WANTED to say something when Anthony walked in, but for the love of her... the words didn't come out of her open mouth... she just couldn't look away as Anthony was stripping down for her. Honestly, she thought she was dreaming... but didn't want to wake up.

Likewise, Anthony was also speechless. How the hell could he do that to her? What was he thinking? This is why people need to learn to start knocking again! "SSSSSSSSONO COSÌ DISPIACIUTO! NNNNNNNON HO SAPEVATO... UTILIZZO 'SOLO L'ALTRO..." Anthony said, pulling his stuff back up and exiting the bathroom to use another one, but Asia grabbed his arm before he could make it out the door.

"Asia...?" Anthony asked, unsure why she grabbed him. Was she mad? "L... Listen... I-I-I didn't realize you were in here, I should've knocked first. I'm really sorry" he apologized.

"N-No, i-i-it's ok. I should have... locked the door... or something. Your probably still tried from today... right?" Said Asia, also apologizing and making Anthony an excuse, yet still didn't let go.

"Um... yeah... you can say that" he said, not willing to argue. What he WANTED to do was get out of his awkward situation.

"Well then... should we... make the most of it?" Asked Asia, blushing furiously as the words left her mouth.

"Make... the most of it?" Anthony's voice cracked. Did he REALLY just hear that... from Asia... fricking ASIA of all people! "I'm uh... not sure what ya mean" he said, playing dumb.

"I heard it at school... taking a bath together, could bring people closer..." said Asia.

"Oh really, from my friends?" Anthony asked. He was nervous now, but when gets his hands on those two...

"Actually, from mine" Asia admitted.

'Of course you did' Anthony mentally groaned while pinching the bridge of his nose, voice still cracked even in his head.

"They said... during a bath... you understand the person better, by interacting with them" said Asia.

[I don't think she fully understands what interactions are in this instance] said Ddraig, having woken up by a... disturbance in the force.

'I hope not. What does she want to understand anyway? If I'm a shower or grower?' Thought Anthony, not wanting anymore 'interactions'. While Asia was a beautiful girl with a pretty face, a cute personality and a nice figure; it still felt awkward to Anthony due to their prior relationship... and she used to be a nun.

[Actually, your a bit of both] answered Ddraig. 'Shut up, Drago' thought Anthony, not looking for an answer.

Smoosh.

Softness... against his back. Was this... "Anthony... do you remember... what I said... before I died?" Asia asked.

"Uh... Yeah, of course. You said... you loved being with me and..." Anthony said, but felt Asia press more into him, hugging him tighter. She had to admit, getting her breasts squeezed like this felt oddly good.

"Yes... I just, want to understand you more... on a deeper level" said Asia. Anthony felt like the room was heating up... and the water wasn't even running yet!

[Blond and busty... not a bad combo] said Ddraig.

'So... as my partner, mind helping me out?' thought Anthony.

[What do you want me to do, roar? That's not gonna help anyone] said Ddraig. 'No, but it's something' Anthony thought.

"Anthony? Are you up here? I finished watering your basil plants and..." said Pesca, hearing a voice upstairs. All she saw was Asia against Anthony's back, the poor boys face looking like it was thrown in a thousand degree oven. "Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't realize you were both... having a moment..." Pesca said. The reason she was here was because she'd normally come over Anthony's house with a spare key and water the plants he used for cooking while he was at school or out at work... she didn't expect to see HIS plant about to get watered.

"Pesca... this is totally not what it looks like..." said Anthony, struggling to retain his reason. Looks like he had to explain himself to his adult neighbor... yet again...

(AN: Very common stereotype is Italians grow their own herbs because we're too cheap to buy them at stores... also very true.)

-TIME BREAK-

After calming down and getting Pesca to leave, Anthony just laid in his bed. Asia loved him, like love LOVE him? Seemed to be an odd time for a confession... but there was no way she was SERIOUSLY in love with him, maybe she just meant that she loved him very much? Yup. That was totally it. As he was thinking this, a red magic circle opened on the floor and with a flash, "Rias? Oh, your finally home... hey, you ok?" Asked Anthony, seeing Rias wear an expression she's never used before.

She was serious, yet her eyes held fear. "Anthony... I need your help" she said. Something felt off the way she asked him, what was wrong with her?

"Um... ok, sure. What'cha need, I'll do any-" Anthony said, but that's when Rias jumped on top of him. Literally, on TOP of him, her hair dangling down them both. "Anthony! I need you to take my virginity!" Said Rias, no fear or hesitation.

Anthony's eyes widened a little, but then realized who he was dealing with. "Heh. Yeah, Yeah; nice try. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame o..."

She then kissed him, a full on lip-lock. Anthony's eyes widened in surprise like a UFO, where did THIS come from?! He just lied there in shock, trying to process what was happening. Parting from him, she then said: "I'm serious, Anthony! Take me!"

"S-Scusami?" He asked, not sure if he heard correctly since his mind was still fuzzy from the kiss.

Rias didn't even look insulted, just confused. "What? Am I not good enough? You don't like any of this?" She asked, unbuttoning her top and exposing her bra. That kinda was the problem. After the accident with Asia that was not even 5 minutes ago, Anthony barely had any self-control left. Rias was an extremely attractive young woman, there was no mortal (and he was sure, no immortal) could possibly deny her.

Still, what was he supposed to say? Was this the time to say yes and go deep in, or the time to say no and try again another day. "Once he hears I'm damaged goods, he'll never bother me again. I've given this allot of thought, this is the only way" said Rias, her eyes showing she had reached the end of her rope.

"Damaged! What asshole would think your... wait, he? He who?" Asked Anthony, trying to understand what's going on with the little information he was given. But that's when Rias took off her bra, releasing the 2 bags of flesh housed in as they dangled inches from Anthony's face.

"Your a virgin too, right?" Asked Rias. While she revealed she was a virgin when she saved Anthony, she didn't know if the he was one too.

"W-W-Why? Ya know, this is all kinda sudden..." said Anthony, trying to keep his eyes glued to Rias', though it was a little difficult when her 'other pair' was bobbing around.

"You too, huh? Guess neither of us have much experience, but we'll figure something out" said Rias, getting closer to Anthony so she could reach behind and take off her lower clothing. While Rias' eyes were beautiful, they now held something else... desperation and sadness. Who was this guy Rias spoke about, and what was it about him that made her wanna throw herself at Anthony like a $5 puttana?

"I'm ready. Just... be gentle... ok?" Said Rias, placing his hand on one of her breasts. It sent a surge of pleasure that Rias never had before when she touched herself and/or while she showered. Anthony's mind drew blanks, he had no idea... well, he had ONE idea what he could... no. No, no, no and NO! His mama's spirit would hunt him down if he did.

When he made no moves, "Come on! Are you rejecting...?" Rias asked him, but that's when he shot up and hugged her tightly. With the little willpower he had remaining, he ignored the softness on his chest.

Rias didn't understand, why wasn't Anthony taking her? All men were the same, just like... then it hit her. The warmth the hug Anthony was giving her... the same when she saved him. She realized what she was doing, how could she do this to him? She lied when she said she gave this allot thought, she did it last minute! Thinking he would finally leave her alone and she could be free, but didn't count on Anthony resisting as much as he did. But still, she had to get rid of...

"Rias..." Anthony said in a low tone, his head resting on her shoulder, making Rias snap to his attention. "... if this is really what you want, I won't deny you. Cause it's taking EVERY part of me to not push you down on this bed right now... but there's something else driving you, isn't there?" He asked. Rias gasped slightly and began to tear up a little. "You don't really want to do this... at least, not like this... do you?" he said, bringing Rias' eyes into his own.

She was able to see herself reflected off on them, what had she become? She also saw compassion, understanding, warmth... and so much more in Anthony's eyes. Tears began slowly falling down the sides of her face, and she hugged him again, now crying into his shoulder. Anthony just held her tight, letting her take out all the emotions she bottled up. "Anthony... I'm sorry... thank you" she thanked him while tears still streamed down her face, but she wasn't out of the woods yet.

Pulling her back into his field of vision, and caressing her cheek while wipe some tears with his thumb, Anthony looked directly into her eyes. Rias felt that his touch was so soothing, and the eye contact refreshing. A boy looking at her, for her, and not what she's got... it made her feel better.

"Rias... tell me what's wrong."


Now, I know Ddraig's reveal might not make much sense at the moment, so let me explain. He is going to be the Perverted Sub for Issei. And I know your probably thinking: What the cazzo? This isn't right! Yes, I understand that, but he's not a total perv in this version, he will just have very rare and very minor moments of perversion. Other than that, his role remains unchanged. Just like with Sona's chess match, I wanted to do something original. Regardless, hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll cya in the next one!

Anthony's Italian Dictionary:

1) Sei Cresciuto Velocemente: means "you grew up fast"

2) Dammi Un Avvertimento La Prossima Volta: means "at least give me a warning next time"

3) Scuola Elementare: means "grade/elementary school"

4) Non Ho Sentito Niente: means "I didn't hear anything"

5) Restituire Fuoco: means "return fire"

6) Sacco: means "allot"

7) Sono Così Dispiaciuto! Non Lo Sapevo. Userò Solo l'altro: means "I'm so sorry! I didn't know. I'll just use the other"

8) Scusami: means "excuse me"