1:45 in the morning, but here we are... at the REAL beginning of Season 2. Your gonna love it, I assure you. Its somewhat similar to canon, but packed with plenty of originality, especially when we get to the 'rumor' scene. Enjoy the show, and welcome to The Italian Dragon Emperor - Season NEW! We currently have 73 favs and 78 follows, so I first want to thank you so much for all the support. I've said it before, but I honestly didn't think I'd EVER get this far with this, so thank you all once again.
I do have one question though. I wrote a lemon for Ben10/Rosario, NOT the practice one mind you. It just hasn't been posted at the time of writing this. Would you guys like to see lemons here as well, or stay strictly with the Ecchi stuff... or is this called Hentai? Sorry... I'm not a full-blown anime fan, so the vocabulary might be incorrect. If you guys DO want some lemons, they WILL NOT and CAN NOT happen until after Season 4 for story progression purposes. I already have planned what I'm doing up until Season 4, so I'm all ears on some ideas after that.
Only a single shout-out though... Dai, guys! I know we can do better than that!
1) 54godamora: Glad your cold's finally going away, albeit slowly.
Season NEW - Chapter 1: Things Change
It was storming one night in Kuoh Town. At the abandoned church where Anthony fought and killed Raynare, 2 people with white-hooded robes walked inside. The door looked like it was kicked in, which they had no idea why, but didn't question it as this just made their job easier. One of the people began to remove the hood of its robe, and it was shown to be a girl with short blue hair (though one bang of hair was green) and green eyes. She also had Italian features similar to everyones friendly neighborhood Red Dragon.
"Utter ruins... to think a human like us could do such a thing, destroying a church" said the blue haired girl, a bit of anger in her voice.
"According to rumors, the Fallen Angel housed here had kidnapped a nun. Whoever did it was only trying to save her" said the other robed person, also taking off her hood. She was also a girl, with familiar chestnut hair, which was stylized with long pigtails.
"That's no excuse to lay waste to the house of the Lord. He should have at least said a prayer, but no. He went to school the next day like nothing happened" said the bluenette in a stern tone, obviously very passionate about the house of God.
"Cut him some slack, Xenovia. I'm sure he didn't mean it. Besides, rumors also say he holds the power of the Legendary Red One; power like that would make anyone go crazy" said the chestnut-haired girl, giving whoever did this the benefit of the doubt. Don't get her wrong, she was also passionate about serving God, but her partner Xenovia took things a little too far. Still, the chestnut-haired girl understood Xenovia was doing it to protect the people of the church and from the evil Devils.
In fact, chestnut-hair here actually had a similar reason for joining. After... he... was falsely accused, she promised herself she'd never allow anyone else to go through that ever again... she also couldn't help but wonder where he was in the world. Last she heard, he ran away from his new orphanage and never returned... she prayed he was ok every night; wherever he was.
"Yes... the Red One... By the way, are you sure this is the right town, Irina? I don't want a repeat of last time" Asked the blue-haired girl, whose name was Xenovia.
"Give me a little credit. I moved here when I was little when... when..." said Irina, the chestnut-haired girl, in a cheeky voice; though she began to trail off upon thinking about a certain childhood friend.
"When your friend moved?" Asked/Finished Xenovia. She had heard from Irina herself the story about her past, how she used to get bullied all the time until one boy stood up for her. Unfortunately, Xenovia never once heard Irina say his name; and whenever Irina tried, she'd be on the verge of breaking down crying... they must have been extremely close.
The boy sounded like a great guy, and Xenovia would be honored to meet him someday, but knew that'd never happen. He ran away at such a young age, and no-one knew where he went. He was most likely dead, but Xenovia would never say that to Irina's face... it'd break her heart.
"Yeah..." Irina said, repressing the memory before she cried about it.
"In any case, with the Red One allied with the Devils, we should keep our distance. Human or not, that Anthony person is our enemy" said Xenovia, warning Irina about the Red Dragon. In response, Irina gasped with a shocked look on her face. "What's wrong?" Asked Xenovia.
"Uh... n-nothing. Just... it's a scary thought, ya know?" Irina fibbed. When they were debriefed before coming here, Irina was actually daydreaming and wasn't paying full attention, which is why the name 'Anthony' surprised her. Xenovia knew this, but covered for her chestnut-haired cohort. With that being said, even though the higher-ups bought it, she herself wasn't stupid. She could tell something bothered Irina just now, but couldn't figure out what it was.
"I'm gonna check the perimeter, wait here" she said, deciding to forget about Irina's outburst. Besides, it wasn't really her business.
Once Xenovia left Irina alone, she pulled out an old photograph from her robe pocket. It was a picture when she was a kid, sitting by a fireplace and playing with her GameBoy... with a young Anthony in the picture. It was basically a carbon copy of the one Kiba had during the epilogue. 'Anthony... can it really be...' thought Irina, staring down at the picture. She then shook her head back and forth. 'Get ahold of yourself, Irina! There's no way! Even if it WAS him, which it isn't; he'd NEVER join a band of low-life Devils!... HE'D NEVER!' Irina continued to think to herself, as the rain outside continued to keep pounding down.
-TIME BREAK-
We get a close-up of Anthony, who was sleeping in his bed, comfortably and without a care in the world. Zooming out a little, there was a pair of breasts next to him, but he was too deep in La-La-Land to notice. That changed when a pair of arms suddenly wrapped around his head, and pulled him face-first into the fleshy pillows.
After a few seconds of not getting enough air into his lungs, Anthony woke up in a panic, pushing himself away and gasping for breath. "*inhale, exhale; inhale, exhale; inhale* What the fu...? MMPPPH!" Said Anthony, getting pulled back into marshmallow heaven by a still-sleeping Rias... when did she get here again? This wasn't new to Anthony, as Rias had a habit of hugging him while she slept... though this was the first time he was pulled into the abyss.
[Now's our chance! Motor-booby those sweet saucers!] Said Ddraig, in pervert-mode.
"Mo fanks, Falkor" said Anthony, his voice muffled for... reasons.
Speaking however, caused Rias to moan in her sleep, which was titillating for both boys. It also made Rias pull Anthony even closer. While Anthony wasn't trapped in Rias' crevice anymore, his face was now flat against her bosom. The poor boy felt like steam would start coming out of his ears if his face got any redder. He was also desperately trying not to give into his (or Ddraig's) hormonal desires. Still; it was extremely soft and warm, he'd be lying if he said he didn't like it. Having no choice, Anthony just laid there, not daring to move. Eventually, Rias began to stir and her eyes began to flutter.
"Hmmm?... Oh; good morning, Anthony" said Rias, giving Anthony a good morning smile. She of course, noticed how close her chest was against the humanoid dragon but in typical Rias fashion, she made no moves to back off.
"Yeah... you can say that" said Anthony, looking at Rias' eyes... making SURE to look ONLY there.
Rias then gave one of her soft yet cute yawns. "What time is it?" She asked. Seeing as Anthony couldn't exactly move, he turned his head towards his alarm clock. It read 4:54AM, his morning training wasn't for another few minutes.
"Almost 5. We'd better ge..." Anthony said, about to get out of bed. The moment he tried however, Rias tightened her grip.
"And who said you could go?" She teased, taking it a step further by intertwining her legs with his own. The feeling of her legs against his was hard for Anthony to ignore, the body heat from the two seemingly intense.
"The Future Queen did, and he'd like to get the day moving along" said Anthony, trying to move again; but that only caused Rias to lock her arms in place, unwilling to let go.
Anthony thought how much they've been through, it was almost like a manga story or something. It's been an entire month since he got involved with the ORC, and what a journey it was. Especially learning that Devils weren't necessarily evil... unless you count one in particular, who can't sleep unless she's completely naked. He had a room prepared for her and while she did use it from time-to-time, Anthony had woken up to Rias in bed with him on more than one occasion... Not like he minded, of course.
"But you make the best pillow ever, plus it gets kinda lonely in the guest bedroom" Rias said, her tone changing into something suggestive.
"So you just let yourself in and use me as a teddy bear?" Anthony joked.
"Heheh, guilty as charged. You were already sleeping when I came in, and you looked so lonely, I thought I'd join you" giggled Rias. Anthony breathed out of his nose with a smile and a quick shake of his head. Typical Rias.
"Speaking of lonely, Asia might be all alone waiting in her room, so..." Anthony said, trying to get out of bed again, but Rias once again held Anthony back like a crab holding its prey in a vice grip.
"But I don't wanna get up! I love cuddling with my Italian Teddy!" Rias whined, imitating a child's voice. "He's so soft and firm..." she continued, running a hand down Anthony's chest. Even though he wore a T-shirt, it still had the desired effect. Ya know when you think of the person you have a crush on and a chill goes down your spine?... Times that by 100, and that's how Anthony feels at the moment. He had to grit his teeth to avoid gasping from the sudden touch.
"Sorry, but this Teddy wants some BREAKFAST!" Said Anthony, recovering for his initial shock and now attempting to roll over and disentangle himself that way. While he DID get out of her grasp, she was now lying on top of him as a result.
"Oh... THIS is what your hungry for?" Rias said, the wording more suggestive than usual. That's of course, when Anthony felt their groins touching. He'd better think of something to get out of this situation quick, otherwise he'd be pinching a tent large enough for the 2 of them.
"Let's just stay in bed. Keep close to one another" said Rias, looking down at the boy below her with her mesmerizing blue eyes.
"Uh... we have to get ready for school" stuttered Anthony, thinking quickly. The excuse didn't work however.
"I'll have Sona write us a pass, this way we'll have the day ALL to ourselves" the redhead countered.
'Of course you will' thought Anthony.
"Which reminds me... you never answered my question. You like breasts, don't you?" Asked Rias, catching Anthony off guard by both the question itself, and her pressing her body against his.
[Of course we do! Don't we, Anthony?] Ddraig invaded the conversation. It's not that Anthony didn't like breasts of a girl; in fact, the very items fascinated him. Unlike Ddraig and his two perverted friends however, he internalized it. To Anthony, boobs were a mysterious force indeed. They made guys go crazy, provided food for children, was the embodiment of EVERY 12-year-olds fantasies... so on and so forth. But it was more than that to Anthony, how did a girl walk with those things? How did they not slow their host down when running and flying? Did they hurt if they slam against each other like when a guys package did the same thing? So many questions about them always flooded Anthony's brain. It also didn't help that grown men and teens he worked with would point out a nice rack when they saw one, including when he was first taken in by Lezaza... the old bastard himself also did.
So, was Anthony a Breast-Man?... Verdict: He's a guy.
As for the question, he remembered it, but had assumed it was just her pushing his buttons. He was brought out of his thoughts when he felt something warm press against his forehead and glanced upwards to see Rias resting her forehead against his own, with a sexy smile on her lips.
"We have some time to find out... could something sexy help?" Asked Rias. Anthony had no response ready for that one.
"Uhhhhhh... t-that d-depends. H-how sexy are we talking about?" Anthony asked, dumbly.
Getting close to Anthony's left ear; Rias oozed out, "VERY sexy." Then planted a kiss on his left cheek when finished, making sure to make it as slow of a kiss as possible. Anthony's head made the sound of a train, and steam literally came out of his ears. Rias giggled to herself. When they were around other people, Anthony had a whole arsenal of comebacks and jokes ready for whatever punch Rias threw at him. But when they were alone, he tended to get bashful easier. The redhead found it adorable.
Anthony recovered well enough, as this wasn't the first time Rias had kissed him, but he kept asking himself what Rias meant by... well, he wasn't stupid. He DID know what Rias was implying, but there was no way she was actually serious, right? She literally just got out of an engagement to the worlds biggest doccia canoa, so her clinging onto the next available guy would make he look like a gold-digger to the rest of the Underworld; which Anthony would fight anyone who called her such a thing and defend her honor. But on the [very slim] chance it WAS what she felt, Anthony didn't think this was the right time. It's only been a week since Riser was dealt with, that was way too small of a window to move on in his opinion... then again, this was RIAS he was talking about; Misses 'stand up so you can have a better view'.
Still, could she really have those kinds of feelings for him?... NAH! This was just payback from the "marry me" prank he did back at his old house.
After what felt like an eternity, Rias pulled her head back so that she was staring down at him again, her smile growing even more sultry than before. She adjusted herself, letting out a tiny gasp when she felt Anthony's 'loss of control' pressing against her. She shocked herself, as she didn't intend this to go that far... although... she couldn't say she didn't like what she felt either.
"Oh... well good morning to him too..." said Rias, taking advantage of this opportunity.
"Uh, yeah... don't worry about that. It's a weird condition" Anthony explained himself, feeling extremely embarrassed at this development.
"Condition? Well, as King; it's my job to take care of my Queen. I'll do anything" said Rias, going back to her sultry tone.
[Wait... anything?! Anything at all?!] Asked Ddraig, starting to fantasize about what Rias had said.
"Cram it, Toothless" said Anthony, not wanting this to go any further. Again, Rias just got over Riser, so taking this step didn't sound like something Rias really needed... assuming it's what she really wanted.
Rias could see in Anthony's face he was having similar thoughts as she and Ddraig were. She honestly wouldn't mind, as it's not like she'll get pregnant due to her Devil anatomy. She kinda wished Anthony would go further, but he restrained himself constantly. It showed he was a good guy, but she wouldn't care if he showed his more assertive side like he does in battle.
"Anthony... you don't have to hold back with me" she said, and that got Anthony's jaw to fall open.
"Uh, Ri... what are you saying?" He squeaked, thinking he must be still dreaming. With a sly smile and locking eyes with him, she answered with: "That I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy." Before Anthony could say a single syllable in response...
*Knock, knock, knock* "Anthony?... are you awake yet?... It's time for your morning training."
Divine Intervention? You could call it that. That voice had come from outside Anthony's room, and it was Asia. "Oh shoot, I completely forgot about the training" said Rias, Asia's intervention causing her to abandon her mission and start holding herself up by her arms.
"Sure ya did..." muttered Anthony. Now that Rias was off of him, he sat up and looked at his clock. It was now 5:03AM... time flies when your getting turned on by a hot girl who loves teasing you, doesn't it? "Yeah, I'm up. Just give me a minute" Anthony called out to Asia, letting her know he was indeed awake.
"Sorry Asia, we're both still in bed and need to get ready" said Rias, for once not trying to cause trouble. However, the moment she finished speaking, Anthony made an "eep" sound...
SLAM!... CRACK!
And Asia slammed the door open, her arm trembling as she held it in place. In fact, the force was strong enough to swing a picture on an opposite wall and knock it off, crashing on the floor. Asia's eyes were wide once she opened it, but got even wider when she saw Rias, naked as usual, next to Anthony. "Uuuuuuuh... hey, Asia. Top in the morning to ya" Anthony said, his eyes closed and raised his hand to wave her good morning to the ex-nun, with a nervous smile.
"Did you sleep well? I slept like a baby last night" asked Rias with a smile and again, still not trying to cause an issue.
"Zitto" Anthony nervously laughed. Asia's lip began to quiver. Not good...
"This is totally not what it looks like, ok? Just calm down, take a deep breath..." assured Anthony slowly, trying to defuse the bomb known as Asia Argento.
"I DON'T CARE, I'M TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF TOO!" Asia said quickly; putting her hands on the bottom of her nightie, and pulling it up and off her body. She then ran towards Anthony's bed to join them... she wasn't wearing a bra either.
"GAAAAAAAAAA-!" Was all Anthony could do.
Outside Anthony's apartment, Pesca was waking out of her's. As she locked her door, she heard sounds and voices coming from the room across from her... Anthony's. She couldn't make out most of what was said, as most of it was mindless babbling and/or in the Italian language, but she did clearly hear the following:
1) "I'M NOT BEING LEFT OUT, ANYMORE!" (Asia)
2) "I REVIVED HIM, SO I OWN HIM!" (Rias)
3) Anthony scream: "WILL YOU TWO BUTTALO VIA!"
Pesca just stood there for a few seconds, still processing what was possibly happening behind that door. "... Just walk away, Pesca... just walk away..." she muttered to herself, deciding to ignore it and NOT get involved. She continued to repeat 'walk away' as she walked down the hall, got out of the building, got into her car, starting the car, and driving off to work.
-TIME BREAK-
Six days had passed since the bedroom incident. Life went relatively normal again, but there was a change in Rias' persona. She seemed to be... how should we say... more clingy. A new student named Tiffany Joseph transferred to this school, and the boy population was already swarming to slide into her DM's and/or get her number. She was an attractive girl, with also a similar body type to Rias. According to the "Breast Calculator" Motohama, her front was a few centimeters smaller than the red-headed Great Lady... though if he never would've said anything, no-one would've been able to tell the difference.
Here's exactly what happened:
First day...
Anthony was walking down the halls after arriving with Rias and Asia, holding hands much to the dismay of the student body. Unlike his first day at this school, he was used to it by now. No one dared to make a move however, as Anthony had proven on multiple instances that he's more than capable of defending himself. Rias left to head to her own class, while Anthony and Asia did the same. Asia clung to him the whole way but out of nowhere, they all fell to the ground due to an unknown force ramming them. Bags, papers and books flew as a result.
[Déjà vu] stated Ddraig.
'You can say that' thought Anthony. As he and Asia rubbed their heads...
"Ugh. I'm sorry. I keep getting lost and have no idea where I'm going" said a voice neither Anthony nor Asia recognized. Looking up, they saw a girl their age with dirty-blond hair with brown eyes and a face full of freckles. Not that Anthony was looking, but she also had a decent sized pair of breasts. If he didn't see her face, he would've assumed this was Rias.
"Don't worry about it, I'm used to girls throwing themselves at me. OW!" Anthony joked, earning him a pinch and skin twist on his arm from Asia.
"Nice interpretation of a cat, can you do a dog too?" The dirty-blond girl joked. In her short time here, she had heard her fair share of rumors about Anthony. From being a smart-ass, to a gentle soul, all the way to a non-pervert like most of the male population. She even heard that he was living with not one, but TWO girls! Normally she'd find that fishy, but he seemed to be a decent guy at first glance.
"No. It's to ruff-ruff on my voice" said Anthony, making the girl giggle. It wasn't because it was funny, but because she didn't expect it. As she was laughing, Anthony had already gotten up and started picked up the spread items. Asia joined him after and after a pause to see what Anthony was doing, the dirty-blond girl helped as well.
"Thanks. But you didn't have to do that" said the blond girl.
"I know, but I wanted to. What's your name again?" Asked Anthony. The girl felt touched, he was a nice guy after all.
"... Tiffany... Tiffany Joseph" she said.
Second and Third days...
Anthony saw a bit more of Tiffany, mostly cause she kept getting lost. Anthony couldn't blame her, as the school was a big property. He offered to help her find her classes and while she denied him with a blush, he still went through with it.
During lunch; she saw him by himself at a table, and decided to join him... much to the dismay of guys (who were after Tiffany) and girls (who were after Anthony). She walked over to him from behind... damn, whatever he had smelled good! Peaking over his shoulder, Tiffany saw Anthony had a bowl of spaghetti, complete with meatballs. "This seat taken?" She asked.
Anthony turned his head to face her, and she had to hold in a burst of laughter. His mouth was stuffed with pasta, with around 12 to 16 strings of it sticking out; his cheeks also puffed up as a result. The boy looked ridiculous, like a chipmunk storing some nuts. He slurped them up easily enough, then chewed and swallowed. It was adorable to see, though he seemed to make a show out of the slurping. Wiping his mouth with a napkin, he smiled up at the dirty-blond.
"Just don't toucha my spaghett" Anthony answered, pointing at her with his fork. Again, Tiffany held in her laughter. She had to admit, this kid could make a great stand-up comedian. She sat across from him; making boys and girls alike growl and clench their teeth and fists.
Fourth Day...
Tiffany had given Anthony her number, and both had been texting back and forth. She really enjoyed Anthony's personality, and had lunch with him at school everyday so far. She was talking with Anthony as usual when...
FLOOP!
A random pair of breasts popped out from the sides of Anthony's face. On top of his head rested a redhead with blue eyes; causing Anthony to bite his lip in annoyance, which surprised Tiffany a bit; though not by much. Even if she didn't get to know Anthony, his reaction alone proved he wasn't as hormonal as the other students. Plus, she already knew that Anthony shared his home with Asia and another girl, though she couldn't recall her name at the moment.
"What do you want, Rias?" Groaned the Italian.
"Oh, just passing through... whose your friend?" Asked Rias.
"Rias, meet Tiffany. Tiffany, meet Gelso Gremory" Anthony introduced, earning a flick on his left ear.
"Me? Jealous? I'm just looking out for my favorite Italian" cooed Rias, denying the accusation. Tiffany had no idea what gelso meant, as she didn't speak Italian, but Rias' wording gave her the idea... and did this girl have ANY shame? She was practically enveloping the boy with her giant tits!
Fifth, Sixth and Present Day...
Anthony and Tiffany walked down the halls together sometimes, as they had some classes next to each other. Every time they did end up walking together, that strange redhead would show up... was she one of those crazy ex-girlfriends that still keep in contact with their former boyfriends or something? She seemed like it, as each time she appeared, she'd flirt with Anthony (which he claimed was a normal occurrence anyway)... but it got progressively more serious.
First, she glomped him from behind; then the next day, she hugged him from the front (she came from out of nowhere that time); and finally, she even went as far as to hang off one of his arms... the ENTIRE way to his class! To make matters worse, she seemed to get further into his personal space the more he resisted her advances, making sure to put pressure on him using her melons to squeeze certain locations on/of his body. Tiffany's mouth hung open at that, how could Anthony possibly keep a (relatively) straight face from all that? The force was strong in him, it seemed.
-TIME BREAK-
Anthony was sitting at his desk in homeroom the next day, reading his cookbook again. Class didn't start for another hour, so he might as well get some ideas for dinner tonight (AN: A stereotype rarely used is the fact that Italians plan ALL day for certain meals). He was also thinking about how Rias was acting around him with that new girl, Tiffany. He'd half-expected Asia to act like that, minus the breast enveloping, but it seemed out of Rias' character all the same... plus, now she BARELY used the guest bedroom anymore, opting to sleep with him by sneaking into his room at night.
Again, he wasn't complaining, he was just confused. This 'payback for the marriage prank' seemed to drag on WAY too long... or maybe, that wasn't it? Huh... but what else could it possibly be...?
WHACK!
Anthony's famous cookbook was knocked out of his hands by Matsuda, who had turned around in his seat to face Anthony. He also had an arm leaning on Anthony's desk. "HEY! CAZZO TUO PROBLEMA?" Anthony yelled in response.
"We got a bone to pick with ya, son" said Matsuda.
"Well that falls under the 'take a number' category..." said Anthony.
"Listen, there's allot of rumors going around lately about you, you might wanna be careful" said Motohama.
"And when are they not? You'd be surprised at the amount spread about me back in the states" Anthony answered, not really effected by mere rumors.
"These are serious accusations, my friend! ACCUSATIONS THAT COULD HAVE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES!" Warned Motohama, getting in Anthony's face while adjusting his glasses. Anthony gently pushed the glasses pervert out of his personal space.
"Alright. Humor me" Anthony said, though not exactly interested. He was still annoyed these two had the gall to interrupt him while reading his favorite book. And honestly, kids in High School still spread rumors, even in other countries?... What are they, four?
Matsuda: Like blackmailing Rias into moving in with ya!
Anthony: *shrugs* She likes my company.
Motohama: Or devouring Koneko's tiny, prepubescent body like a wild beast!
Anthony: *chuckles* Couldn't even if I tried.
Motohama: What about you and Kiba having the hots for each other?
Anthony: *blinks* ... even if that WAS true, its not wrong either. (AN: Was tempted to say '"it's 2019", as we all know crazy shit happens all the time. However, this story takes place when DxD first came around, which was 2008. Saying its 2008 didn't seem very funny, so I went with this.)
Matsuda: Sneaking off with Akeno for some erotic shit?
Ooooh, they got Anthony with that one. Lately, his dragon arm had been acting up again, so much so that he had to go to Akeno regularly for a healing session. Since she was the vice president of a club, she had an excuse to not be in class, and its not like Anthony could ask Asia to pull out her Twilight Healing in the middle of one. "She... needed help with paperwork" he fibbed, not knowing what else he could say.
Matsuda continued to run his mouth. "Or getting all up in Asia's busi-..."
POW!
And the comment about Asia made Anthony punch him cleanly in the face; with the hand that was bothering our favorite Italian, but he didn't care. The bald-headed pervert flew backwards out of his chair due to the force used on him
"And who exactly is spreading these rumors?" Asked Anthony, shaking off the hand he punched Matsuda with.
"We have no idea" said Motohama.
"Whoever it is, is a slippery brotha maaaaaaaaaan!" Said Matsuda, who now sported a nice black eye.
Anthony took an annoyed deep breath through his nose. "... ok" was all he said before he pulled out his phone and dialed a number.
Female Voice on Anthony's Phone: Hello?
Anthony: Heeeey, Murayama! How's my favorite Kendo Master doing?"
Matsuda and Motohama froze, and their mouths went agape, for 2 reasons. The first was Anthony getting a phone number from such a hot girl, the second was because she and her friend Katase were usually the ones who beat the two up when they 'got in the mood' for their perverted antics.
The scene changes to the girls locker room, with Murayama holding her phone on her shoulder with her head, as she began to take of her gym shorts to put on a fresh uniform. "She's fine, just getting changed for her next class" said the Kendo Master with a smile on her face. She liked Anthony, as he was the only guy she knew that wouldn't sneak a peak or do something lewd, unlike his two friends. In fact, Anthony was the one who gave her the number of the locker that those 2 buffoons used last time. Ya know, when Anthony was watching the show with a large bowl of popcorn during the Epilogue?
They decided to exchange numbers after that.
"Aw. I'm missing a good show then" Anthony joked from the other end of the line. Because she had to change out of her shirt, she had to put the phone on speaker. Besides, it was only her and Katase in the room anyway. She also wasn't sure, but she swore she heard growling on the line. That was actually the Duo, who were frustrated that Anthony was openly flirting with a girl in front of them... WHILE SHE WAS GETTING CHANGED!
"Heh, maybe me and Katase can make arrangements later" Murayama teased back. Katase of course heard this, but seeing it was Anthony and not a hormonal idiot, she blushed.
Back in the classroom, "You sure? Even after all those rumors?" Asked Anthony, and it was at this point both perverts gulped.
"Rumors?" Asked Murayama. "What rumors?" Asked Katase, walking over to Murayama so she could join the conversation.
"Oh; just stuff about me and Kiba, blackmailing Rias, preying on Koneko... ya know, the good stuff" Anthony said.
"Oh yeah, I saw Perverts One and Two earlier this morning, shouting some random shit like that" said Katase.
"Really?" Anthony feigned surprise. Now Perverts One and Two began to sweat nervously.
"But don't worry, no-one believes them anyway. They pulled the same crap with Kiba before you transferred here" said Katase, who was now helping Murayama fasten her bra.
"Sounds quite desperate to me, those two'll do anything for some ass" said Anthony. As much as the Perverted Duo wanted to make a move on Anthony by that comment, he now had the evidence he needed... he figured them out, and there was nothing they could do about it.
"I know, right? Anyway, don't worry about the rumors. Even if some people start believing them, we got your back" said Murayama, phone now back in her hand and taking it off of speaker.
"Thanks girls, glad I can count on ya... and I'll be coming to the show later" said Anthony, making both girls giggle. He had such perfect timing when it came to humor.
"Sorry, we're all sold out" joked Katase.
"Oh, darn" said Anthony, snapping his fingers as he whipped his hand with it. "Well, I gotta get going before our teacher walks in and tells us how evil cell phones are for the thousandth time this week" Anthony joked once again, and that got laughs out of both girls.
"Alright. Talk to you later?" Asked Murayama.
"You know it" said Anthony and with that, the 3 conversing students said their good-byes as Anthony and Murayama hung up their phones. After slipping the phone back into his pocket, he glanced at the boys in front of him with an evil smile. They both looked terrified, as Anthony appeared to grow bigger than them, anime-style.
POKE! SLAP! (2x)
In a flurry of movement, both perverts fell to the floor, groaning in pain. Anthony had poked their eyes and then slapped them across their faces. "*sigh* What am I gonna do with you two?" Anthony asked no-one in particular, closing his eyes and shaking his head lightly, while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"The 3 stooges giving into their primal instincts again?" Asked a girl voice. Looking in its direction, the boys (with the two recovering from Anthony's attack) saw a girl that Asia had hung out with recently. She had the same body type as Asia, wore spectacles, had gold eyes and brunette hair tied into braids that hung off each side of her head that also ended on top of her breasts. Her name was Aika Kiryuu, though everyone called her by her last name because she preferred it.
"No, just Curly and Moe here. I'm starting a solo career soon" said Anthony (AN: Do some research about the 3rd stooge always getting replaced, then you'll get the joke).
"So this guy's your boyfriend?" Kiryuu asked Asia, who was standing next to her.
"W-W-What do you mean, boyfriend?" Asked Asia, becoming shy.
It was because of Asia's naivety, but she had told Kiryuu about her crush on Anthony... indirectly of course. The spectacles-wearing girl saw how Asia acted around Anthony and how she talked about him, so it was obvious to her that the ex-holy sister had feelings for the Italian. Kiryuu could see why. They knew each other at a young age, basically home field advantage. Doing basic math, that was over 8 years of friendship; more than enough time for 'other feelings' to start surfacing. Plus, Anthony was cute, the girl had to admit; and had a well-rounded personality. He could be nice to you, but he wasn't afraid to throw fisticuffs either.
"Because your always together. Even the whole school agrees. There's no way your not having relations like EVERY night" proclaimed Kiryuu.
"R-R-Relations?" Asia blushed, furiously.
"RELATIONS?!" Both Matsuda and Motohama repeated in shock.
"That's against Bro Code Section 12, Subsection..." Motohama began.
CRACK!
Anthony punched Motohama in the face, cracking the right lens of his glasses. "ENOUGH WITH THE BRO CODE!" Yelled Anthony, his patience gauge almost completely empty due to the stunt Matsuda and Motohama pulled. Calming down, Anthony took a deep breath. "Look... I'm NOT Asia's boyfriend, ok? We're just very close. She lives with me... I live with her... that's it" said Anthony.
"So you admit you spend nights together, then?" Asked Kiryuu, with a smirk and her glasses shining. Anthony growled at this, but then stopped when this girl got right in his face, adjusting her glasses as she stared at him.
"... wwwwwwhat are you doing?" He asked, confused.
"Trying to measure you" said Kiryuu, still adjusting her glasses as she spoke. It rarely happened, but Anthony was stumped at that remark.
"...oooooooookaaaaaaaaaay... you need a ruler?" Asked Anthony.
"I can accurately measure without it... but for you, I can't seem to get even an estimate" said Kiryuu. Before Anthony could ask her to elaborate on that, Matsuda spoke.
"YO! You'd better say away from her, son!" Said Matsuda, sounding nervous for some reason. Now that Anthony looked, even Motohama was nervous as well... but why?
"Why? She has cooties?" Asked Anthony, sarcastically.
"Worse than that! She can tell mens' sizes without even looking! HER SCOUTING LEVEL IS OVER 9000!" Answered Motohama. Two seconds after that...
BANG!
Anthony just banged his head on his desk and sat there for a moment, questioning his existence. Why couldn't he have just died that night in the park... why? "Alright... I'm going to the bathroom" said Anthony, picking up his head and getting out of his desk chair to leave the room. Before he could however, Kiryuu grabbed his hand and stopped him. Her special power had never failed before, and the fact that it didn't work made her feel off her game. There was something different about this boy, and she intended to find out!
"WAIT A SECOND, I..." Kiryuu was saying, but then stopped talking altogether. As she held his hand, she appeared to be in some kind of trace.
"Kiryuu?... Kiryuu?" Asked Asia, seeing her friend freeze up and tried waving a hand in front of her to snap the hair-braided girl out of it.
"Yo... Napoleon Dynamite? You alright?" Asked Anthony. Even though this girl gave him a bad first impression, that didn't mean he couldn't be the better person and help if he could. It was strange to see her suddenly go silent... was she having a stroke or something, because that was serious! All that changed when a salacious smile slowly began to form on her lips. Anthony recognized that look immediately, as Motohama would make that face when he was 'calculating'. If the same held true to this chick, then that means...
"Oh... oh my" Kiryuu said, her smile getting dirtier by the second. Anthony pulled her forward so she was right in his face.
"Not... a word" Anthony muttered, sternly. He then pulled his hand out of her's with a single tug. He began to walk away when...
"Asia... did I ever tell you your a lucky girl?" Said Kiryuu, not taking Anthony's warning seriously.
"Um... what?" Asked Asia with a cocked head, thankfully not understanding. Anthony grew a forehead vein. He didn't know how to feel about this. On one hand, a girl was calling him 'a big boy', so it could be interpreted as a compliment or an ego-booster. On the other, she spoke in an bratty fashion, so it was hard to take her 'compliment' as such.
"Be careful walking, Anthony! You don't wanna accidentally step on your sword!" Called Kiryuu. This of course, got EVERYONE'S attention, and they all stared at Anthony. The Italian growled again, and clenched his fist in fury... and it was too quick for anyone to notice, but his arm flashed red for a second.
[Anthony, you might wanna...] Ddraig began to warn, wanting to tell Anthony to control his temper, but his master unfortunately blew a fuse before Ddraig could finish.
"MIND YOUR BUSINESS, BETTY SUAREZ! WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SCAN MY REGIONS?!" Yelled Anthony.
"Just warning you to be careful... you could split Asia in half with that thing" said Kiryuu, smiling and pointing to Anthony. She wasn't pointing to anything in particular, but everyone (excluding Asia) knew what she meant.
[Anthony! Please calm down, or our arm will...] Ddraig tried warning again, but it went unheard.
"FOR THE LAST TIME; ME AND ASIA ARE NOT TOGETHER, NOR ARE WE DOING ANYTHING! AND EVEN IF WE WERE, IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING... ARGGGGGGGGH!" Anthony roared, then he fell to the floor while grabbing his left arm in pain. It felt like it was on fire!
BA-DUM!
"ANTHONY!" Cried Asia, running over to him. She was tempted to bring out her Twilight Healing, but refrained from doing so because the entire class was watching.
"Anthony! What's wrong, bro?" Asked Matsuda. Even if him and Motohama spread lies about him, that didn't mean they didn't care about him... in a weird, two-faced way.
BA-DUM!
Anthony clenched his left arm with his right one, grunting through his teeth. The pain was incredible! In fact, it was a similar feeling when he first got Ddraig's arm.
BA-DUM!
Some students began crowding around, worried about their fellow classmate as he sat in pain. Luckily, the pulsing pain was over, but his arm still felt like it was gonna explode. After more "are you okays" and etc. from the class, Anthony got up. Even Kiryuu was asking if he was alright, as she only meant to tease him.
"I-I'm ok, guys. Just gonna... visit the nurse. Can ya cover for me?" Anthony asked, to which multiple students assured him he had nothing to worry about.
He left the room, but only Asia knew where Anthony was REALLY gonna go, and felt sorry she couldn't do anything for him at the moment. Ddraig's arm was acting up again, so he was gonna see Akeno. The ex-nun was also starting to worry; thinking Anthony giving up his arm wasn't the best idea in the long run, if this was going to be an everyday occurrence. Sure it made Anthony stronger, but at the cost of his arm no longer being his own. She admired his bravery and selflessness, but couldn't help but feel it might get him seriously hurt.
"So... you guys seriously don't do anything? Your not together like, at all?" Asked Kiryuu, still looking for confirmation.
"Doing what?" Asked Asia.
"Ya know... stuff late at night, just before bed..." Teased Kiryuu again with a sly smile, causing Asia to close the brunette's mouth with both her hands.
"STOP IT! DON'T SAY THAT STUFF ANYMOOOOOOOORE!" Asia whined. Hearing this got Matsuda and Motohama crying again, tears rushing down their faces.
"WHY'S IT ALWAYS HIM?" Both boys sobbed.
Anthony's Italian Dictionary:
1) Dai: means "come on"
2) Doccia Canoa: means "douche canoe"
3) Zitto: a quick way to say "shut up". In this instance, its the equivalent to telling someone to "zip it"
4) Buttalo Via: means "knock it off"
5) Cazzo Tuo Problema: means "the fucks your problem?"