Freeman's Odyssey
Chapter: 187
Spong-Bob Freeman
A sign on the ocean floor reads as following, welcome to Bikini bottom and the geography itself consists of mountains, dense forests, lakes, lagoons, caves, grasslands, reefs, and rivers. A portal opened up and Gordon Freeman stepped into water on the ocean floor.
He activated his shields which Gordon put a invisible shield around his head like a bubble to breath and now the one free man found himself in a different dimension once again, which begs the question where is he and glancing over a a sign that reads Bikini bottom
Only then, Gordon decided to scan this dimension for any combine activity by using his suits scan array. Only after a few minutes there is no activity at all. He started to walk by exploring this place, his location according to the information provided by his omni-tool he is in the Pacific ocean.
Who knew there was life in the ocean and once he walked into this place he found himself a little out of place more like very out of place. Gordon is getting stares at by sea creatures that dress and act just like people.
Elsewhere at a restaurant
A squid like sea creatures known as Squidward is bored out of his mind standing at the counter waiting for customers to eat Mr. Crabs crabby patties and of course SpongeBob is in the back doing his annoying routine like aways, he sighed deeply and hated his life.
All this time Mr. Crab is counting the money he makes like always, what a greedy fool he is and then all of a sudden barging in and yelling is SpongeBob SquarePants idiot friend Patrick about a monster appearing in town. Ugh, what a stupid day to start with.
"What monster," asked SpongeBob?
"A scary one, human like." Said Patrick "He has goggles on with fuzz on his face and odd clothes."
"That's not a monster you idiot," sighed Squidward "You just had a bad dream."
"I saw it, I really saw it." Cried Patrick
"Then let's catch this monster and give it the love it deserves." Smiled SpongeBob
"Or it could be a paying customer." Said Mr. Crab "Lots of money to make."
"Greedy fool." Muttered Squidward
The conversation goes on for a bit, until the doors open and walked in Gordon Freeman. The four gasp in shock and hide in the back, Gordon on the other hand just sat down at one of the tables and glared at the scene. What are they running away from. In the back the four see the monster there.
"I'd say leave it alone." Said Squidward
"I'm scared SpongeBob," said Patrick "Let's go elsewhere to hide."
"I wonder if it likes to eat." Said Mr. Crab
"Good idea," smiled SpongeBob "I will make a crabby patty, keep it busy."
"Not me." Said Patrick
"Don't look at me " shrugged Squidward "I nominate Mr. Crab to do it."
"Okay fine." Mumbles Me. Crab
While SpongeBob makes one, Mr. Crab headed to where Gordon is sitting and stares at him.
"Uh," said Gordon "Nice place you got here."
"We are making you a Crabby patty." Said Mr. Crab "So Mister Monster you can leave afterwards."
"Okay..." Said Gordon slowly "Have you seen anything out of the ordinary or down right weird."
"No, just you " said Mr. Crab
"Heh, it's a long story." Chuckled Gordon
SpongeBob SquarePants came in with a plate of the crabby patty and placed it on the table at Gordon. The one free man just noticed how weird this sponge like creature is and just grins at him. So he picked up the hamburger like food and munched down upon it, only for him to spit it out.
"What the hell is this shit" asked Gordon "It tastes awful, worst food I ever had."
"Don't you like it," said SpongeBob "I made it for you."
"I appreciate the effort," said Gordon "But damn, you serve people this crap."
"Hey I got a new idea for a recipe," said Mr Crab "Called Crap-shit."
"What's a shit," asked Squidward?
"He hates it," cried SpongeBob
"I don't hate it, it just tastes bad." said Gordon
"No, you hate it." Said SpongeBob "I'm the worst cook there is," he kept on crying.
"Is he always an idiot," asked Gordon
"All the time," said Squidward
Gordon glared at the four, he had to be in one of those dimensions that are do stupid even the Combine don't even bother to conquer. He got up and walked out of the restaurant, opened a portal and left as the portal along with him vanish in the water.
Chapter: 188
One-punch Freeman