Toadette's Thousand Tales

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Now this is the story all about how Toadette's life got flipped turned upside down, and she likes to take a minute, so just sit right there, 'cuz she'll tell you how she became the princess of Bel Air.

10. Chapter 10

"Well, on a technical note of pure honesty, personally..." Falco Lombardi of the Star Fox team began as he smiled smugly to the pink humanoid mushroom girl, "I prefer the air."

Toadette gave the blue bird an awkward look. "Nice try," She retorted as she turned around, holding in her hands a loaf of buttered bread, "But that's not enough to convince me, Brooklyn boi."

Falco's smug smile changed into a frown as he collasped on his knees, begging to Toadette with all of his dignity shed, "PLEASE!!! I NEED MY BREAD!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!!"

Toadette thought about it, feeling a bit sad for the blue bird. "Well..." She shook her head, smirking sinisterly as she glanced back at Falco. "No." She opened her mouth and chucked the entire loaf in bread down, letting out a satisfying belch as Falco screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Falco's cry of agony was so loud, it caused his parked Landmaster nearby to explode. Toadette giggled evilly as she skipped away from the blue falcon, who started pounding the ground in frustration.