"Mmmm... cheesecakes filled with chalk... pretzels on stilts..." Toadette mumbled as she tossed in her fluffy pink bed, having the top bunk to herself as she was embracing what was a fine example of a dream gone awry. Oh, poor little Toadette.
Toadette was having a rather strange dream. And what a strange dream it was! She was riding pink colored candy canes all the way up to a forest inhabited with red fire hydrants and yellow wrenches everywhere. Several magnets were humming in unison as they formed a catchy tune, and Toadette began dancing to the beat. Strangely enough, she was so into the music that she fell right off the candy cane and into a hot red, fiery river of molten magma., her cute little butt catching on fire.
As she tried swimming his way out without trying to panic, Toadette all of a sudden came across the legions of bagels that splashed their ways towards her through the thick, spicy magma, which was thick as smokey canadian bacon. Toadette used a Tornado ability she most likely stole from Waluigi to spin her way out, but she sadly bumped her head in an invisible coin block of floating cement, and she landed back into the magma, going down the lava waterfall. As Toadette made his way down, she crashed into several sharp spikes. Toadette screamed in terror as she woke up, only to realize that she's been tied up by Bowser and Petey Piranha, who were laughing at Toadette's misfortune.
"...Man, that's the last time I heavily drink before sleeping..." Toadette admitted, slightly blushing as she acknowledged that she accidentally wet herself during the nightmarish dream, struggling to get out of the ropes tightening her little body. "Woe is me."