This is a spoof on all the Mary-Sued-cliched-plotbunnied-ooced-decanoned-crappola that continues to plague the Harry Potter fanfiction section on a daily basis.If you write a HP Mary-Sue, yours may end up mocked in my story...be afraid.Be very afraid.

On days after the full moon, Remus takes his milk with honey.

(Can be considered Severitus Challenge) Harry must go to the past in order to save his parents and his own lives... But what will happen? Will he get out of this mess alive?

Como um sopro a um castelo de cartas, um ato sem pensar e o amor, frágil, depõe-se e a tentativa de um casal decresce até o fim." SongFic R&S, Angst. Com uma cena curta levemente Hentai. RR.

Severus is dead. Harry feels its his fault, after all, Severus died saving him. Not even living to see the reason why he lived. Harry is reflecting how if he hadn't went to be the savior of the wizarding world, Severus would be alive. {Slash - HPSS}

Harry frowned for a moment, then snatched the letter away from his cousin. "Well, I'm not going if you're not going, and that's that." AU. ...complete?

Dumbledore muses over a few things, including his lover. SAI, weird thoughts, new pairing (a one time only thing I swear).

In the summerbefore 7th year, Hermione accidently gets sent back in time. To protect the future, Dumbledore takes her in. She meets Sirius and the other Mauraders. This isn't a new story, it is simply being re-written.

Harry goes back to Privet drive angry, sad, and scared. He is angry with what fate has dealt him, scared because he doesn't know how to defeat Voldemort, and sad because of the loss of Sirius. Dumbledore tries to patch everything up, while an unecpected

Ginny and Colin have finnaly made made a fan club when Harry finds out. Voldie is hooked on the evil overlord list! Draco dies once and Harry dies twice! HPGW, RWHG. RR!

¿Que tan difícil es decir 'te amo? Pregúntenle a Sirius. SBRL SLASH!

completed and continued So far I've been possessed, fainted at the sight of dementors... and lost my brother's trust. What could my third year possibly hold? This is my story. Ginny's story.

Hermione has everything she could possibly ask for; so why does she want a drastic change in her life? We all know the three (handsome) men in her life... how far are they willing to go to help her? And does a romance bloom? HrH or HrR or HrD..you choose!

Hermione thinks about her life with Adrian while watching their daughter sleep. Sequel to "A Lovely Afternoon". More romantic Adrian & Hermione fluff. Maybe someone out there is also enjoying this ship!

Hermione watches her husband, Adrian, play with their children during a lazy afternoon.

Hermione finds Blaise Zabini quite the distraction. A little HG & BZ romantic ficlet.

Somewhere, a...' Short poem about the effects of Sirius' death on various people. 'I' refers to reader, or me { obviously written as the 'I' stands for me } read and review dahlings!

Things just got really complicated for Marcus Flint when he pays a visit to Hermione Granger wishing to rekindle a casual relationship. Just a little drabble.

Hermione agrees to go out to dinner with Adrian. Just a little romantic ficlet.

Blaise Zabini teaches Hermione that it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. BZ & HG romance.

An ff about Harry, Ron and Hermione. Who knows who they’ll all end up with, or if they’ll be in the end at all! Anyway Looks are misleading. Watch the gang as they learn and grow my style. What will happen? Read to find out. HP characters not mine so

Auszug aus Harrys Leben nach Hogwarts. Voldemort ist immer noch am Leben und versucht Harry in die Finger zu bekommen. Was hat Hermines plötzliches Verschwinden damit zu tun? Und was für ein Rolle spielt das Mädchen aus dem St. Mungo Hospital? Lest sel

RemusSirius at school. James wonders why Remus and Sirius have been waking up so early. SLASH ahoy.

Duas garotas chegam a Hogwarts. Uma vai para a sonserina e outra para a Corvinal. Ambas encontram os amores de suas vidas. E quando terminarem Hogwarts, vão ajudar a enfrentar Voldemort? R&R [COMENTEM] PlIxXxXxXx! [Capítulo 3 no ar!]

As the morning's first light peered through the windows, a groan was released from a messy mountain of rearranged and mismatched covers. A short story of two 'Harry Potter' characters and their 'morning after!