Well guys it took a couple of days but here's the next chapter of odd obsession and let me just make one thing clear NONE of my stories ARE DEAD NONE OF THEM I get it you all have your favorites that you want me to update and I will IN TIME I'm busy with other stuff besides this ya know anyway Guys this chapter is much longer then the last one plus it'll introduce moment that'll come into play later.
Lincoln gave a tired yawn as he slowly opened his eyes as he discovered he had a massive headache. "Ugh...What happened last night?" He groaned as his eyes winded and he smiled. "Oh yeah i remember"
*Flashback to last night*
"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Luna and Lynn exclaimed as Leni held Lincoln up while he was drinking out of a Keg of beer.
"Go Lincy! Drink it all!" Leni exclaimed happily as she dropped Lincoln to the floor and smiled as he let out a loud belch with a plastered look on his face.
"I….AM THE LIZARDS KING!" Lincoln shouted in a drunken stupor as Luan went over and hugged him to her chest.
"Wow Lincoln looks like You alchogged all the beer!" she said as her sisters groaned.
"Luan...You...you..shut...that...that Shtupid….Mouf of yours...and….puuu….put it..to..to….hehehe..tutu...hehehehHAHAHAHAHA...TUTU!...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lincoln laughed as he nearly fell over. "Man..I….I...I am so..fucking drunk right now…." he said as he felt someone rubbing his crotch. He looked over and saw it was Luan who currently had a seductive smile on her face.
"Enough Dicking around Lincoln let me eat that meat stick!"
Lincoln gave a drunk chuckle as he saw Luan's mouth was drooling. "O...o….Ok b...but…..first...you...need….need….to…..eat….eat…...Lori's ass...and then maybe I think about letting you become...the full metal alchemist!" he said as the others laughed at him.
"You heard him Lori drop those shorts and let me at that cake!" Luan exclaimed happily.
*End flashback*
"That is the last time we have beer for dinner,'' he groaned as he noticed he was slightly elevated. "What the…'' He muttered as He felt his head between two large melons. 'Luan?' He thought Until he heard a Groan and realized he was laying on top of his Mom. 'WHAT THE HELL?!' He thought in a panic as she gave a yawn.
"Mmmm Good Morning My sweet Baby~" She purred seductively as she rubbed his hair.
'Seriously, why me!?' He mentally screamed as Rita sat up and he slid down her body.
"I hope you had fun last night I know I did" she smiled while kissing his forehead Making Him Blush.
"Mom I would agree with you if I could remember anything that happened..." He said as she stood up out of bed as another yawn was heard as Lori and Luan poked their heads out from the blanket, both with very messy hair.
"Oh Good morning Girls" Rita smiled at her daughters.
"Morning Mom" They both said with flustered faces.
"Mmmmmm I don't know about you three but I could go for some breakfast" Rita yawned
"Yeah same here what about you Lori?" Luan asked as Lori licked her lips and eyed Lincoln.
"Hmmmm I say we help ourselves to...Some Sausage~" She said in a sultry tone as She grabbed Lincoln's Dick.
"Mmmmm I second that" Luan purred as she and Rita Licked their lips while watching her lick his shaft with her pierced tongue Making him shudder.
"Oh...Yeah..." Lincoln moaned softly while throwing his head back.
"That's it Baby work for that cum" Rita said as she began to Finger Luan, surprising the girl.
Lincoln moaned as he came into her Mouth Puffing out her cheeks Lori pulled away and went to Luan and held her mouth open letting the Cum ooze into her sister's Mouth as they frenched each other Deeply.
"That's My Girl" Rita said, feeling pride for her daughter the two stopped their make out session and were about to tend to Lincoln...until.
*Knock Knock*
"...Ummmm Honey?" Lynn Sr said poking his head in very nervously and shakily as Rita and the girls scowled.
"Ugh What do you want!?"
"Ummm...Breakfast...is...ready?" he said as Rita stood up and crossed her arms.
"...Fine so what did you make?" She groaned in annoyance at the man she was forced to call her husband.
"...Oh French toast some omelets and breakfast Burritos" He muttered nervously with a whimper.
"Good now get out..." she spoke, pushing him out the door.
"But…."
"OUT!" She yelled Demonically, prompting him to slam the door and run away. "Now then where were we?" Rita Purred until luan stood up and gave a tired yawn.
"Actually Mom, I could eat breakfast. I'm getting hungry" Luan spoke, gathering their clothes. As Lori nodded her head as well.
"...Fine..." Rita spoke sadly with a hefty sigh.
*Downstairs*
Leni and the others sat at the table talking with one another about who was going to do what with Lincoln today after school. Said boy himself was busy deciding on what to have to eat.
'Maybe cereal? Nah. Waffles? Maybe. Then again-'
"Hey dude, got anything in mind for what ya wanna eat?" whispered Luna in his ear making him stiffen up and freeze. "'Cause I got somethin' REAL special in mind for ya~" she purred as Lincoln gulped nervously.
"Luna I'd love whatever you made but I…" Lincoln was cut off by Luna mashing her lips against his as she shoved pre-chewed food into his mouth, the feeling of which made Lincoln's stomach churn as he forced it down his throat.
"So how was it? I had a mouth full of food for my big baby bro~" she said with a half lidded smile as Lincoln tried not to barf.
"Luna...that...that...THAT WAS GROSS!" He exclaimed as Luna gave puppy eyes.
"Oh I'm sorry, punish me however you like. Pull my hair? Slap my face? Use me as Toilet?" she spoke with a deranged smile and heart shaped pupils as Lincoln for the first time in this chapter felt his eye twitch.
"I'm...gonna skip breakfast" he groaned as Lynn Sr walked in holding a large tray of lunches.
"Ok girls...I...ummm...made your lunches" he gulped as his daughters glared at him and each took a bag.
"If this isn't than a golf club is Literally going straight into your scrotum old man!" Lori threatened with a growl as Lisa took her bag and thanked her father, making Lynn Sr grateful he had two daughters that didn't want to castrate him.
Lincoln walked up to his father and saw that there were no more bags. "Uhh Dad where's my lunch?" he asked as Lynn sr rolled his eyes.
"Sorry son but I didn't have time to make your lunch, guess you'll have to eat what the school gives you" he spoke giving a small barely noticeable smirk.
"But...today is Peanut butter and jelly meatloaf day!" Lincoln wretched as Lynn Sr gave a chuckle.
"Sorry sport, but sometimes corners have to be cut" He spoke as Rita, not liking what she was seeing, went over and gave Lincoln a bag of his own.
"Here you are sweetie here's your lunch. Lobster Tail with a peach ice tea, a small Dadgum Niswa salad and Raspberry Torte for dessert" she smiled as Lincoln beamed and took his bag.
"Wow thanks Mom you're the best!"
When Lincoln left Lynn Sr gave his wife a confused Look.
"But Honey that was my…" *PUNCH!* Lynn Sr quit talking when he felt Rita sucker punch him in the crotch causing him immense pain.
"Lynn Lynn Lynn it's time you learn the meaning of…..Sharing!" she growled menacingly as the balding man gave a terrified gulp.
*Vanzilla*
The Ride to School was Incredibly Chaotic as Lori tried to focus on driving. She was trying to ignore her Twitching Clit going crazy, why? Because Luan was Currently Riding Lincoln Like a Bull.
"AHHH YEAH OH MAN THIS FEELS AMAZING!" She Moaned as Lincoln had his Hands on her hips slamming her on his dick now I bet you're wondering how'd this happen?
*Ten minutes earlier*
Lincoln was Trying to Enjoy the Ride to School and was Looking out the window as Most of His sisters, Barring Lisa who was wearing Luna's earphones and had her nose in a book since she Knew what was about to happen, was Staring at him.
"Hey Lincoln...Can we have a Quickie?" Luan asked as Lincoln sighed.
"No Luan we're gonna be late if we do"
"Awww C'mon It won't be long Please?"
Lincoln Rolled his eyes and gave a Sigh of Obvious Annoyance.
"Fine But Only a Blowjob"
*End flashback*
"OH YEAH! THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED!"
"Luan! Hurry up!" growled Lola. "I need my daily protein shake!"
"No way Lola! I want some of that Dick cheese after you ate it all Last time!" Lana snapped as Lincoln hoped they were getting close to school.
"No fighting back there or I will take over!" warned Lori.
"Luan I can't Feel My Legs!" Lincoln exclaimed as Luan deeply kissed him.
"I CAN FEEL YOUR DICK HITTING MY WOMB!" She exclaimed as she pulled away.
Lincoln gave a final moan as he filled her Body with his Cum.
Luan moaned as she felt it all being pumped into her as the others all stared with Drooling Mouths.
Getting impatient Luna quickly pulled Luan away causing the cum within her snatch to splatter everywhere which caused Lori to nearly swerve off the road.
"AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL LUNA!?"
"I need it." Luna whimpered Softly. "I – I need it!"
"Forget it! I need it more!" spoke Lynn moving on Lincoln's lap while sliding her shorts down to show she didn't have any underwear.
"HOLD IT!" Lori yelled as they looked at her. "We're here So Lincoln you and the Young ones have to get out" she sighed sadly as Lynn groaned in annoyance.
"But…..But…..it was My Turn!" The sporty jock whined.
"Sorry Lynn you'll have to take a Rain Check cause I'm riding Lincoln like crazy when we get home!" Lana smirked as Lynn Scowled.
"Over my dead body squirt!"
Lana gave a chuckle as she jumped out the van as her siblings all followed her.
"Lincoln, try not to get anyone pregnant." Lori told him as she kissed his cheek.
"Although if you do we wouldn't mind!" Leni said.
"Aw Leni!" blushed Lincoln who got away and headed to his school. "Don't joke like that!"
"That was a joke?" spoke Leni confused as Lori drove away. "But I thought you always said it was ok if Lincy gave a girl his baby?"
Lori gave an annoyed sigh as Lincoln and his younger sisters walked into the school all while Lincoln was trying to ignore and not stare at each of their clapping asses.
'Keep it together, you're in school now, which means you have to keep it in your pants and not let it out for even a minute.' he thought as he saw almost every boy staring at his sisters asses which oddly enough made him feel angry. 'Don't get any ideas, they might be crazed nymphos, but those are still my sisters you're leering at.' he thought as he saw Clyde opening his locker making him smile. "Hey Clyde!"
"Oh! Hey Lincoln!" he greeted with a smile and wave as Lincoln walked over.
"You wouldn't believe the night I had." Lincoln sighed as Clyde rolled his eyes.
"Let me guess sisters?"
"And mom. Seriously it's always Cum on my face this, or cum on my tits that, and worst of sometimes its Lincoln why do you keep going to the toilet to pee when your sisters can do that for you perfectly! Seriously dude, you have no idea how crazy it can get"
"Wow sounds….horrible" 'Lucky bastard, maybe you'd feel better if your sisters were crazy for me!' he thought as a pencil was thrown at him and pierced his locker. "Woah!"
Lincoln looked over and saw Lucy with an outstretched hand; he also could faintly make out her eyes which for some reason were glowly a faint shade of pink. "Lucy? Uh, did you...throw that?"
The goth smirked and slowly walked over and placed her hands on Lincoln's chest. "If I did would you spank me~?"
"L-Lucy!" he blushed and looked around with Clyde being silent and watching. "We're at school."
'Hmmm Let'em watch~" she purred while slowly rubbing his crotch when the bell rang.
'Thank goodness!' Lincoln thought as he quickly power walked to class….while walking like a gorilla.
Lucy frowned with the bell and turned to walk to her own class while Clyde watched and looked down at her butt. When another pencil was thrown this time into his arm.
"AHHH!"
"Watch those eyes Mcbride or else you'll lose them!" Lucy growled.
"Ow ow ow!" he winced holding the spot as the goth left him there.
*Lincoln's class*
Lincoln was relieved that he made it to class on time and sat at his desk. He was also glad since he could feel his hard on starting to calm down and go limp. "Seriously what is wrong with my family?' he muttered as the others except for Clyde all walked in.
"Good morning Class"
"Good morning Mrs Johnson" they all said as their teacher began to hand out sheets of papers with grades on them. "I must say I'm disappointed in some of your test scores, especially yours Lincoln"
"What?" he spoke before looking at it and went wide eyed seeing the F. "But how?! I know I studied for it."
"Not well enough it seems however Mr Mcann has once again aced another test" she spoke handing Chandler his paper.
"Thanks Mrs J" he gave a thumbs up with a wink directed at her which made her giggle and blush.
"Now than every take out a number two pencil and we'll begin today's lesson"
Lincoln reached under his desk to grab his, right as Clyde entered with a wince while holding his arm.
"Clyde, you're late."
"I know but I ...fell down the stairs?" he said as he had an eerie feeling that he was being watched.
"Well take your seat and get out a number two pencil."
Clyde gave a nod and did so and sighed. "Psst Lincoln I think your sister did something to me" he whispered.
"What is it?" he whispered back.
"I don't know, but my arm itches like crazy!" he said as a paper airplane landed on Lincoln's desk.
Curious he unfolded it and saw it was an unflattering picture of Mrs Johnson that read Crazy old washtub. He smirked and covered his mouth to try and stifle a chuckle.
"Is there something funny mr loud and...what do you have there?" she said as she took the paper from him.
"No no, it's nothing." he spoke up as she looked at it before glaring at him.
"As if I really look like this!" she exclaimed as she crumpled the paper. "Detention!"
"But Mrs. Johnson, I didn't draw it!" he said as she simply pointed at the door making him head out the room, all while Chandler snickered under his breath.
*Lola*
'Ugh! Why can't this stupid class end already?' she growled as she and her classmates were watching the whimsical quest of the jellybean crew.
"Psst Lola, can I talk to you?" Meli whispered.
"What is it?" she whispered back.
"Ummm it's about your brother" she said nervously as Lola smiled.
"Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. Ummm may Meli and I go to the bathroom?" she asked her teacher who gave a friendly nod.
*Bathroom*
"Ok so spill it why do you wanna talk about Lincoln?" Lola asked as she saw her friend poking her fingers together.
"Well I was wondering...if….ya know…" Meli slightly blushed as Lola smiled.
"Oh i get it you wanna have sex with Lincy right?"
"J...J…Just to see what it's like! I mean I doubt he'd find me beautiful like you" she spoke as Lola wrapped her arm around Meli's shoulder.
"Oh Meli….Drop your Undies"
"W...What?"
"You Heard me sweetie, the undies, Drop'em" Lola spoke clapping her hands.
Meli turned bright red as Lola looked serious before looking down and reached under her dress, and started sliding her panties down slowly. "B-B-But why?"
"I just wanna see something is all" Lola said as Meli nervously dropped her underwear down to her ankles. "HOLY SMOKES!"
"W…...What's wrong Lola?"
"Oh nothing Meli, it's just that YOUR ASS IS AS BIG AS MINE!" Lola shouted as Meli had a bright red face.
"I...it's not that big….i mean not as big as yours"
"Are you kidding? It looks like you could sleep on those babies and not wake up!" Lola exclaimed happily as Meli pulled up her underwear. "Honestly I'm surprised that dress of yours can hide it. How do you deal with the constant clapping?"
"Well...my butt's never clapped before" Meli said, rubbing her arm.
"Woah woah woah, come again?"
"...it's….never clapped before?"
"...HOW?!" she yelled, shaking her shy friend.
"I guess I never learned how or had a reason to"
"Trust me sweetie, you wanna get with my brother? You're gonna learn how." Lola said as she and Meli walked out the bathroom and headed back to class.
*Lynn*
Lynn was in the gym lifting weights with Polly and Margo.
"C'mon Lynnsanity three more!" Polly yelled spotting her friend. "You gonna wimp out and stop now? Huh? Huh?"
"Grrrrrrr!" Lynn struggled to lift the weight until she managed to get it up and placed it over the bar.
"That's it two more!"
"Come on Lynn! Don't you quit now!"
"Al…...MOST!..." Lynn grunted as she succeeded and had one last rep.
"Aw come on! Don't tell us Lynnsanity can't do one more!" spoke Polly with a smirk. "Why don't you just get lazy and let it go? Just lean back and eat chips, let your ass get fat, because it sure doesn't seem like you WANT it bad enough!" Polly barked as Lynn gave one last groan before lifting the weight and placing it on the bar.
"DONE!...that's 500 reps!" she panted while the girls cheered. "Oh damn….my arms actually feel sore." Lynn chuckled as Margo threw her a towel and a water bottle.
"Great workout Lynn lets hit the showers!"
"Sounds good to me. I stink."
The three of them disrobed and headed into the shower to clean off.
"So Lynn, when can Margo and I get a real workout?" Polly smirked as she cut on the water.
"Well you two could do more squats, otherwise your butts are gonna get all flabby." she smirked.
"No Lynn that's not what I meant, I meant a private workout session with your brother?"
"I know." she replied without turning to them as she soaked her hair. "I mean it, if you wanna get with Lincoln, you gotta make sure your buns are firm as steel. He never gets soft when he gets a feel of mine."
"Oh yeah and what if we don't then what?" Margo chuckled.
"Then you end up with a nearly broken pelvis duh!"
"Wait, was that a threat?"
"No of course not, not just anyone can take the Lincoln Log ya know. Just look at Paula, how do you think she keeps breaking her leg? Lincoln makes her cum so hard her leg twitches till it breaks!" chuckled Lynn making the two girls go wide eyed. "You gotta really make sure your bods can handle it, otherwise you'll end up in a cast."
Margo gulped as Polly chuckled. "Heh is that all? No prob, I'll get jacked in about say two weeks"
"Sure ya will Pain and I'm the queen of sheba"
"And here I thought you were the queen of crunches."
"Oh so you really think you can take it in just two weeks? Fine, lets make a deal, if you can say get at least two abs on that washboard you call a stomach than you can fuck my Bro, but if you can't than not only do you have to fuck him, but you have to let him impregnate you!"
"Deal!" she said as she and Lynn shook hands.
"Good see you two here first thing tomorrow morning!" Lynn turned off the shower and grabbed her towel, leaving the two alone.
"Gee Pols, you really gonna let Lincoln get you pregnant?"
"Don't worry Margo I won't give Lynn the satisfaction of winning, plus if her brother gets me pregnant anyway it's a win-win. I've been meaning to retire from roller derby for a while now anyway"
"Still, getting knocked up isn't gonna fly with your folks."
"Don't worry, my Moms support this kind of thing, they're hippies"
"...we gotta get to work on getting those abs fast." Margo sighed.
*Lori*
Lori and Leni were eating Lunch with Carol, Dana, and Becky, all while Lori was giving someone across the room the stink eye.
"Lori stop giving Beatrix the 'I'm gonna kill you look'." Dana sighed.
"What why? She thinks she's so great with her and her perfect family and perfect smile!"
"I thought you got over that?" asked Carol
"I did at first, until she posted online that she was the biggest slut in royal woods!" Lori grumbled as Leni sighed as she knew how much Lori wanted people to call her that.
"I don't know Lori, I like beatrix"
"Bullshit Leni! You only like her because you finally found someone that's a bigger Asshole than you"
"Damn straight, seriously I made the cover of hey asshole cut the shit magazine for ten years straught, you wanna know how hard that is!?"
"Wait! No offense Leni but I thought you were…."
"An idiot? Well i admit I'm not the sharpest crayon in the freezer, but I'm not that dumb sometimes. I fake it just so I can get over people."
"Damn girl, that's wicked." Dana chuckled.
"Yeah i can see why you made the cover of that magazine" Carol said shaking her head.
"You bet your tight ass."
"Anyway Look there has to be a way I can knock Beatrix down a few pegs!" Lori said, gaining a thinking pose.
"Wait until some other slut shows up and take her spot?"
"Nah"
"Ooh ooh Lori I have an idea!"
"Leni please don't say we kill her with a shovel"
"I won't, I promise"
"Ok, what is it?'
"We kill her with A RAKE!"
"...Leni, sometimes I think you need help." Dana said as Jackie and Mandee walked over.
"Hey guys what's going on?"
"Lori's in one of her moods." Carol sighed.
"Oh did you hear that Beatrix had sex with your brother" Jackee said.
"SHE DID WHAT!?" Both loud sisters yelled.
"Uhhhh...yeah its all over her facebook page"
Instantly both of them grabbed their phones and scrambled to look at the girl's profile.
"That no good dirty liar! There's no way Lincy fucked her!" Leni exclaimed.
"Wait, how would you know that?"
"We can taste the juices of other girls on his dick" Lori spoke simply.
"Yeah Luan tastes like strawberries!"
"...ok that has to be the most disturbing and yet somewhat arousing thing I've ever heard you two say" Mandee said.
"Fact is, we would have been able to hear if she fucked him. We always make sure we know if Lincy's out with another girl, but he wasn't. He was giving me and Lola his log." smiled Leni.
"Hey off topic, but has he...ya know, gotten any of you pregnant?" Dana asked taking a Bite out of her sandwich.
"Possibly, heck we're literally positive that Lily is most likely his kid" Lori smiled.
Hearing this made Carol and the Others Pale with Concern. "...please tell me she-"
"Oh no no no, she and Lisa still aren't interested, but we're sure that'll change with time." Leni said as Lori began to smile wickedly.
"Hmmm so Beatrix claims to have fucked Lincoln huh? Well I say we give her what she wants!"
"Wait, you mean….you wanna pimp out your brother?" Jackie spoke shocked.
"Not pimp...persuede, if we can talk Lincoln into having sex with Beatrix we'll see how well she can handle it!"
"And if she can?"
"Then Lincoln knocks her up, duh!"
"So...you see that as a win?"
"Of course I do, why wouldn't I?' Lori spoke happily.
"...Can I go next if he does?"
"MANDEE!?" Jackie yelled.
"What? If we're talking about getting laid, I want in!"
"Yeah, but our lives would be ruined if we got pregnant!"
"Not really, we'd take care of you and since Lisa is getting royalty checks from NASA every three weeks, we're basically set for life. Only reason we have school is because mom doesn't want us to go through life without an education...a job maybe, but not education" Leni beamed.
"Wait so How Much does your sister get from NASA anyway?" Jackie with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh About Seventy-Two Point Five Million why?" Leni spoke as she sipped her drink.
"...any chance I can get adopted by your mom? Being rich works for me." Dana asked as they all laughed.
*Lincoln*
Our protagonist was in detention as he looked around the room and saw that Lucy and Haiku were there as well. "So….how'd you two end up here?"
"I accidentally created mustard gas in chemical class" Haiku spoke sadly.
"I killed my teacher when he lifted my skirt." Lucy said simply.
"Oh….wait what?!"
"I'm kidding, I didn't kill him. I simply summoned the spirit of great grandma Harriet and she quickly dragged his soul into the wicked inferno"
"Is...that another joke Lucy?" he asked with a gulp as the principal walked in.
"Well than trouble makers since Mr booker is sick and isn't coming in until next week I'll be taking over and just so you know I'm gonna make sure you three don't cause any more disturbances so I'll be calling your parents and…" he was interrupted by Lucy snapping her fingers as a massive ghostly hand and a large firey portal appeared and dropped principal Huggins into it.
"You were saying big brother?" Lucy spoke unphased as the floor gave a small belch which spat out the principals toupe.
Lincoln dropped his jaw and went wide eyed while Haiku didn't look bothered. "I…..am just gonna sit here quietly." he shivered as Lucy stood up and walked over to him.
"Lincoln…I'm sorry if that scared you...I….I…..I'd hate it if you feared me...but….I….I…" Lucy said as she tried not to cry.
Lincoln jumped hearing her tone, and instinctively moved over. "No no no, please don't cry Lucy, please." He pleaded, but to no avail.
"You must think I'm a monster for killing so many people!" she sobbed as Haiku tried not to smirk.
'C'mon by it, by it dammit!'She thought as Lincoln went over and Held Lucy's hands.
"Lucy I love you, you're my little sister"
"D...d...do you love me enough…..t….t...to have sex with Haiku and I?" She shuffled as Lincoln's eye twitched.
"...Fine"
Lucy instantly stopped crying and began to disrobe as Haiku Locked the door and closed all the Blinds.
"Then let's not waste any time." grinned Haiku before she started to take her clothes off.
'Why me?' Lincoln thought with a sigh as Lucy began to kiss his neck and rubbed his crotch. He groaned as a bulge formed, with Haiku moving his pants down and got slapped when his dick was free.
"Oh My, Lucy was Right you are a Beast!" She gasped as she lightly stroked up the shaft making Lincoln shiver in anticipation as she kissed the tip before she began to lick around it.
Seeing this made Lucy smirk. She turned Lincoln's head and captured his lips, snaking her tongue inside without waiting. Lincoln tried to suppress a Moan but failed as Haiku slowly took his length deeper into her mouth.
"Don't Choke Helen, he might be too big for you" Lucy spoke briefly as her friend gave a nod. Lincoln sighed as he saw Lucy getting on her knees and smelling his balls. "These testicles, they contain the essence needed for making life" she said as licked up his sack before starting to suck on them.
"Ahh!" he moaned softly as Helen began to suck harder to increase the pleasure. "E-Easy! I might not last with both of you going at once."
"That's the plan~" Lucy smirked as she continued to suck on his nutsack.
Haiku though started to bob her head up and down faster while lightly nibbling it, making Lincoln nearly fall down from surprise.
"I...I…." Lincoln groaned as he filled Haiku's mouth to the brim. "AHHH I CAN'T STOP!" Lincoln pushed her head down and forced his dick into her throat as he kept unloading at a fast pace.
Haiku hummed and relaxed her throat while Lucy sucked on his balls making him go cross eyed.
"It seems like he's enjoyed our services" Lucy said as she noticed Haiku's stomach slowly extending outward. "Looks like you had a good meal Helen" she chuckled as she pulled away and allowed some of the cum to dribble down her body.
"So..full"
"And that was just with your mouth. Wait till he fills you in your little hole." Lucy spoke as her friend smiled weakly and laid on her back. "Big brother she's ready to be one of us~"
"But...I don't have any….condoms on me." he panted.
"That's ok we won't be needing them" Haiku smiled as Lincoln blushed as he got into position. "Go easy on me Lincoln...it's..my first time"
"Don't worry, I will." he spoke with a nervous blush. He slowly pushed the tip against the hole and went in, making both groan with Haiku going wide eyed at how far she was getting stretched out.
"Do you feel it Heen? The unholy union between the incest lover and his dark queen?" Lucy whispered in her ear.
"Yes! It's...huge!" she gasped as blood began to slowly pool underneath Lincoln's dick as he began to move slowly in and out of her. "And it's going to make you addicted to it." Lucy told her as Lincoln started to move faster and began to feel his heart race.
'What's going on?...why….why do I feel so….energized?' he thought as his eyes started to glow a faint blue as he went faster.
"Yes….yes...OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL MY BODY STRETCHING OUT!" Haiku moaned. "KISS ME LINCOLN!"
Lucy sat there as she began to finger herself watching her older brother makeout with her friend while plowing her like a field.
"Haiku i'm going to cum!"
"INSIDE! DO IT INSIDE!"
Lincoln for whatever reason decided to bite down on Haiku's shoulder blade which sent a volt of electricity coursing through her body increasing her pleasurable output.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" she moaned as her stomach continued to grow bigger as her eyes rolled into her head and began to foam at the mouth, all while a glowing Pinkish white Heart surrounded by Bat wings appeared on her crotch before fading away.
Lucy noticed it, but Lincoln didn't as he started to slow down while his eyes slowly went back to normal.
*RRRRRRIIIIIIIIING!*
"Aww the last bell for the day" Lucy sighed as she gathered her clothes and started to get dressed.
"Wait what about Haiku?"
"I'll take her Home, just tell Mom that I'll be late for dinner." Lucy said as she picked up her friend.
*Later that night*
Lincoln was in the bathroom reading a comic book on the toilet when he finished his business and flushed down the contents. He headed out and went for his room while keeping an eye out for any of his sisters. "Coast is clear" he sighed happily until he bumped into Luna.
"Hey Bro, I see you just got finished using the bathroom...any chance that you….?"
"Yes Luna I flushed plus Mom Told you about your...habit didn't she? No eating my shit!" he said crossing his arms and giving a stern look as she pouted.
"Awww can I at least smell the toilet and drink the water?" She asked as Lincoln's eye twitched in disgust.
"And just like that i'm heading to my room" he walked around her and reached his room, only to hear his phone start ringing. "Umm Hello?"
"Lincoln its Haiku"
"Hey Haiku, how are you feeling?"
"I have some wondrous news, my Dark Master, I'm Pregnant with twins!" she exclaimed happily as Lincoln paled and felt himself getting dizzy before finally passing out on the floor. "Hello? Hello? Lincoln?"
*Lucy*
"See Mom I told you he'd take it well" Lucy said to Rita who were both listening to everything on the rooftop, but there was something different about them.
"Oh I'm so proud of my little boy!" gushed Rita, who was stark naked, but also had a long black spade tip tail, two bat wings on her back, and a pair of horns poking out of her hair.
"I am too mother, but I wish Lincoln wasn't so laxed all the time. Sometimes I just wish he'd pin one of us down and claim us as property" Lucy sighed wearing a latex version of her usual outfit as she had bat wings and a tail.
"Now Lucy, we both know he's just being shy. He needs time before he can get that forward. Maybe you could try and help encourage him by changing up your wardrobe a little." Rita spoke hugging her daughter close.
"I know, but we don't want him to turn into a monster and I'm afraid if we continue this he may resent us" Lucy gave a sad look as Rita pet her head softly.
"Oh baby don't worry, we'll make sure he doesn't end up like that. Now off to bed with you we have a busy day tomorrow" she said as Lucy nodded.
"Yes mother." she flew off the roof, but swooped down to the front door and shifted back into her usual form before going inside.
*Back with Lincoln*
"Uggh...my head' Lincoln groaned as he sat up and saw he was in the hallway and noticed that Lori and Luna were carrying boxes of his stuff into their parents room. "Uh, what are you guys doing?"
"Oh hey bro, Mom said Lisa can have your room while you get to sleep with her!" Luna said as Lincoln's mouth dropped.
"Say what?!" he got up and quickly ran to check out his old room and saw it was now empty and bare.
"Don't worry sweetie you get to bunk with Mommy, isn't that fun?" Rita spoke resting her boobs onto his head.
*So that's where Leni gets it from*
"B-B-But I-"
'What's wrong?' she asked as Lincoln sighed.
"It's...nothing mom...but what about dad?'
"Oh him? Don't worry he's sleeping on the couch from now on. After all the REAL man of the house deserves to sleep in the master bedroom right?" she said as Lincoln blushed.
"R...Real man of the house?...y..you mean me?"
"Who else silly?" Rita turned and walked off as Lincoln processed everything he was just told.
'I hope the Haiku being pregnant thing was a dream!' he thought in a panic.
*Later that night*
Lincoln was now dressed in his pajamas as he entered his new room that he was now sharing with his mother. He yawned and climbed into bed while not seeing his mom anywhere yet.
'Ok I can do this' he thought as he covered himself under the blanket and felt content until he felt his mother's breathing on his neck.
"Comfy sweetie~?" Rita purred as Lincoln jumped back in surprise.
"MOM!?...WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?"
"This is my room too sweetie remember?" she said as he gulped.
"Oh yeah...so...i guess i'll go to bed?"
Rita smiled and brought him for a hug. "Don't worry honey i won't do anything to you in your sleep i promise"
Lincoln gave a sigh as his mother placed his head into her cleavage feeling slightly at peace as he smelt his mother's lavender scented perfume. Lincoln closed his eyes and went to sleep.
*Lori and Leni's Room*
Lori and Leni were asleep in bed both of them smiling and drooling at the mouth as they both were having Lincoln dreams.
"Why Yes Lincy I will marry you" Leni moaned in her sleep as Lori turned onto her side as she subconsciously guided her fingers to her crotch and gently rubbed her Clit.
*Lori's dream*
A Large office building in downtown Royal woods was seen and inside said building was an Adult Lori typing away at her computer inside her cubicle.
"Just carry the one here, deduct three, and….there, that should do it."
*Beep!*
"Lori can you and Mr Santiago come to my Office?" Her boss spoke on the intercom.
"Yes sir." she spoke before getting up and headed out of the cubicle and down a hall while followed by Bobby who also wore a suit with glasses.
The two of them went into an Office where they saw the back of their Boss's Chair.
"Ummm Sir you wanted to see us?" Bobby asked nervously.
"Yes, sit down both of you" he spoke as they both sat down in Nearby chairs. "Now then I'm sure you two are aware of the fact that Profits are down by twelve this month and I'm afraid I'll have to let one of you go"
Lori and Bobby each gave horrified looks.
"Sir please this job is all I have!" Bobby exclaimed, dropping to his knees.
"Sorry Santiago, but your numbers have been the lowest compared to Ms. Loud here."
"But sir! I can get better! I just need a chance!" Bobby pleaded as the boss turned his chair around revealing himself to be Lincoln.
"Well there is ONE thing you could do to keep your job Santiago" he said with a smirk.
"Yes sir, I'll do anything!" Bobby exclaimed as Lincoln propped his feet up on his desk.
"Good, disrobe"
"Uh….what?" he spoke, caught off guard.
"You heard me. Disrobe, now." Lincoln spoke sternly as Bobby gulped and gave a shy nod.
"Yes sir." he started to unbutton his shirt and take his clothes off before Lincoln turned to Lori.
"You too Miss Loud."
"W...what?...but why?"
"You wanna keep your job, don't you?"
"Well yes, but-"
"Then take off your clothes, now."
Lori gulped and blushed before she started to disrobe as well.
'Yeah that's what I like to see" Lincoln said as he stared at his naked employees as Bobby embarrassingly covered his crotch.
"W-What next sir?"
Lincoln smirked as he stood up and began to get naked as well. "Move your hands Santiago"
Bobby slowly moved his hands away, right as Lincoln's pants dropped, making both employees go wide eyed and open mouthed as they eyed his massive fourteen inch wonder.
"Huh i see your about eight inches smaller than i thought Santiago, but I doubt that thing can ever please someone like miss loud over here"
"Well...i think it's cute Bobby, it suits you" Lori spoke as Bobby gave a smile and a blush.
"Thanks Lori."
"Oh I wouldn't be saying that yet Santiago, especially since both of you are gonna be my own little fuck toys to see who stays and who goes." Lincoln smirked deviously as he walked over to Bobby and grabbed his dick in a vice grip.
"AHHH!" He squealed loudly making Lori flinch.
"Come on Santiago, try and get hard, I'm practically giving you a handjob right now." Lincoln demanded as he felt Bobby's dick slowly come to life. "That's a good boy, Lori get over and suck him off!"
"Y-Yes sir." she gulped, moving over and got on her knees and leaned up close to Bobby's dick and began to lick around the tip as Lincoln spanked her ass making her moan.
"Good girl, if you do a good job I might give you a promotion!" he smirked sadistically.
*End dream*
Lori slept happily as she moaned in her sleep while feeling her clit twitch and come alive. "Mmmmm yes Boss Lincoln, I will let you knock me up..."
As that happened, the camera panned over to Leni in bed, smiling while puckering her lips and giggling.
*Leni's dream*
Leni gave a happy sigh as she walked upstairs wearing nothing but an apron that was pushed outward which displayed her heavily pregnant stomach and swollen breasts that were dripping milk.
When she got upstairs she walked over to a door and slowly opened it. "Lincy? Are you up?" she said as she looked at a bed which contained a five year old Lincoln.
"Uh huh mommy." he yawned while stretching and rubbing his eyes as Leni walked over and sat next to him.
"How's my special guy doing this morning?"
"Still sleepy." he yawned as she hugged him close to her chest making him smile. "Yeah Milk!" he cheered as he quickly latched his mouth onto her breast and began to suck hard.
"That's right, drink as much as you want, it'll make you big and strong." Leni cooed as she slowly rubbed her son's crotch making him moan softly. "Why don't you let mommy have a drink too?"
"Ok!" he cheered as he pulled away and dropped his pants revealing his thirty-three inch long penis. "It's all yours mommy!" he said as Leni licked her lips.
*End Dream*
"Mmmm such a good boy Lincy feeding your mommy breakfast in bed.." moaned Leni while reaching under her blanket to play with her pussy and drooling a little.
*Lynn and Lucy's room*
Lynn was dangling off the side of her bed, snoring heavily as her leg twitched in excitement.
*Lynn's dream*
The camera panned over to a large building with the words Correctional facility written at the top of the building as Lynn can be seen in a jail cell doing sit-ups.
"410, 420, 430, 440, 450!"
"Hey Loud! You got a visitor." barked the guard (who oddly enough looked like Ronnie Anne) banging on her cell door.
"I'm busy here, tell them to scram." she said as the guard scowled and opened her cell to drag her out.
"The Warden wants to see you bitch!"
"Hey! Watch it Dyke!" Lynn shouted as she tried to break out the guard's grip, but failed to.
*Warden's office*
"Here she is boss." spoke Ronnie Anne dragging Lynn inside and letting go of her arm while there was a desk and tall chair in the office, with the chair turned away from them.
"So Miss Loud, I heard you caused a ruckus today in the courtyard" the warden spoke as he turned his chair around revealing himself to be Lincoln.
Lynn growled and ignored him as Lincoln nodded at Ronnie Anne who turned and walked away.
"So what if I did?" she barked as Lincoln stood up and revealed a small black remote and pressed a button on it that caused Lynn to scream and reach for her neck.
"You know the penalty for murdering someone Lynn I warned you three times!' he spoke calmly.
"AHHHHH YOU BASTARD!" She roared as the camera showed she was wearing a shock collar.
"You want the pain to stop?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK!"
"That's NOT what I asked!" he glared without pulling up on the button. "Tell me clearly and with respect, or it'll only get worse."
"FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLE!" She snapped as Lincoln went over and slapped her face hard enough to send her on the ground.
He smirked as he placed his boot on her face and turned up the power.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"You wanna show me disrespect? Then I'll help add on the pain."
"AHHH!...p…..p….please….s….stop" she whimpered as he applied more pressure to her face.
"What was that bitch? I can't hear you!"
"P...Please….stop!"
"Please stop what?" he asked while slowly pushing harder on her face. "You have to be very clear on what you want."
"Pl...Please stop sir!" she got out as he reached down and pulled her hair by the roots as he noticed she was getting wet.
"So the bitch is getting horny?"
'N...no! Of course not!"
"Then why are your shorts wet? Either you're getting horny, or you pissed yourself, and I doubt the rest of the girls would like to hear that Lynn here is a bed wetter." he taunted as she began to cry. 'Oh look the big tough bitch is crying now...tell you what, I won't tell the others about this if you suck me off bitch!"
"But….i...i don't want to!" she said as he punched her chin which caused her to squirt liquid from her crotch.
"I said you'll do it UNDERSTAND!" He roared as she slowly nodded.
"Y..yes sir.."
*End dream*
"Punish..me more warden..." Lynn moaned as she slowly began to dry hump her pillow. "I can….take it….rough…"
*Luan and Luna's room*
Luan was tossing in bed as she rubbed her thighs in her sleep.
*Luan's dream*
Lincoln was shown walking down some stairs carrying a bucket of water as he reached a dark room. He flicked the light switch on with a sadistic smile. "Hey there, did you wait long?" he asked Luan who was wearing a black latex suit and had her arms and legs tied with rope and her mouth stuff with a ball gag as her breasts and vag were out on display.
"MphmMPHM!" She struggled to answer as Lincoln removed the gag. "C...COCK!...PLEASE...I...I WANT IT SO BADLY!" she exclaimed as Lincoln smiled.
'Soon my pet, but right now drink!" Lincoln reached into the bucket and pulled out a ladle and poured the water in her mouth which made Luan spit it out.
"NO I WANNA DRINK PISS! PLEASE I WANT PISS! I WANT CUM!"
"You'll drink what I give you and like it!" he snapped making her whine. "Now if you're a good pet I'll let you eat my smegma. I've been masturbating a lot lately and my dick needs to be cleaned. Would you like that Luan?" he asked, petting her chin softly as she nodded her head rapidly.
"YES! PLEASE LET ME HAVE IT!" she exclaimed with drool rushing down her mouth.
'Than drink!" he said as he poured more water into her mouth.
*End dream*
"Mmmmm..dick cheese..on toast.." she drooled happily.
*Next morning*
Lynn Sr was in the kitchen putting the last touches on breakfast for his loving family who didn't hate him at all. He smiled and hummed to himself while the rest of the sisters, wife, and lone son were coming downstairs. "Good morning family!" he cheered as Luan tossed a rubber knife into his leg. "AHHH!"
"Oops! Sorry dad, I must have grabbed that instead of my rubber chicken." she chuckled as he removed the knife.
"Ya know, this rubber knife feels so real"
"Who said it was rubber?" she snickered coldly.
Lynn Sr went wide eyed while seeing blood on it as she went to take a seat and went to the emergency med kit while telling himself today would be better.
Lincoln sighed and shook his head feeling bad for his old man as he felt Lori pick him up and place him in Luna's lap.
"Here comes the train little bro!" Luna said as she directed a piece of waffle to his mouth.
"Luna? I can eat it on my own you know." he tried to tell her but she refused to listen.
"Luna? Can I feed Lincy next? He needs his momm...I mean his big sister to love him." Leni said
"What? You sayin' I can't love him?" frowned Luna while Lincoln bit into the toast. "You ain't the only older sis here."
"But i can give him all sorts of love because my boobies are bigger than all of yours!" she huffed as the others frowned at the comment.
"Ya well you may have the biggest chest, but Lana and I have you beat in the ass department. Lincoln loves our jelly butts!" Lola said as Lana agreed with her. While the argument started to get out of hand Lucy and Rita both left to have a private conversation.
*Living room*
"Should we tell them about the good news?" Rita asked her as Lucy shook her head.
"Not yet, I want to see if Lincoln can knock up another girl"
'Honestly I still can't believe that Helen's parents are fine with their daughter getting pregnant at such a young age" Rita said as she remembered the video conference she had with Haiku and her parents.
*Flashback earlier that morning*
Rita was humming to herself as she got dressed up, but when she went back into her bedroom she saw a light flashing on her laptop. Raising an eyebrow she went over and accepted the call and there on the screen she saw a tall pale skinned woman with dark blue hair that covered one eye and large H cup breasts.
"Hello Rita, good morrow to you." she spoke in a dull tone.
"Oh hello Morbidia what brings you calling this time of day?"
"To let you know that your male spawn has given my daughter her own heir." she spoke as Rita froze. She knew that Lincoln impregnated Haiku but she didn't think to wonder how the girl's parents would react.
"Oh...d...did he now?' she gulped as Morbidia gave a nod.
"Indeed….however there is one problem….." she spoke as Rita gulped she hoped they wouldn't threaten to sue them.
"W-What's that?" 'Please don't let it be a lawsuit, please don't let it be a lawsuit!'
"Why were we not informed of this sooner so the courtship ritual may happen at our domicile?' she spoke with a….sad frown? I don't know, it's kinda hard to tell.
"Uh….come again?" Rita asked dumbstruck.
"If we were told ahead of time, we could have had things set up here to make it official." she spoke as she moved away and saw Haiku being hugged tightly by her father Vladimir who was blubbering like a whale.
"AWAAAAAA!...MY...MY...MY LITTLE HELLSPAWN IS ALL GROWN UP!...I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER! WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he cried as Haiku flailed her arms in a panic.
"Father..can't breath need air!" she gasped as Morbidia gave a small noticeable smile and shook her head as Rita giggled.
"What can I say? Must have slipped my mind." 'Oh thank you God!'
"You are forgiven my friend. I understand that such an ordeal is enough to make anyone forgetful, but...there are two things you can do to make it up to us" she spoke as Rita raised an eyebrow.
"What's that?"
"Your Son will have to impregnate me as well and Marry both I and my daughter" she spoke in a dull tone.
"...and your husband is fine with that?" Rita asked as she noticed a large picture on the wall as Morbidia followed her eyes and saw where she was looking.
"Oh you see our family portrait" she spoke as she outstretched her hand and levitated the picture off the wall. "This is a picture of my Mother and father, as well as my brother. They too have all gotten married to each other"
"Well I guess I know who to thank for your natural looks." complimented Rita.
"Yes, my ancestors invented the polyamourous relationship that people are familiar with nowadays and it would a great honor for another superior male to be married in our family." she spoke as Vladimir walked over and smiled.
"Indeed Rita, Lincoln is a wonderful boy, from what Helen has told us he would make a grand edition to the Watson family bloodline and he'll produce fine heirs as well!"
"Well I'm just surprised. I honestly thought you two would be livid."
"Livid, why would we be?" Vladamir asked.
"About Lincoln knocking up Helen at such a young age I just assumed you two would…..you know..."
Morbidia chuckled. "All is well Rita the only thing we require is Your blessing for this union of three souls"
"Well I don't see why not, I just have to make sure it's covered with Lincoln, but maybe we keep the good news our little secret for the time being."
"Very well, we shall inform our family that another one is joining us in a few weeks" Vladamir spoke happily as Haiku blushed.
"Mrs loud.."
'Haiku sweetie call me mom"
"Ok...mom please inform Lucy that I'll be visiting later today to see Lincoln if..that's ok?"
"Of course it's ok, I'm sure she'll be overjoyed." Rita smiled as they ended the video call.
*End flashback*
"I'm a little Jealous mother," Lucy sighed.
"Why's that Sweetie?'
'Two of my favorite people in the world are getting married….do you think Haiku will let me be her bridesmaid?"
"Oh I'm sure she'd let you join her and Lincoln in on their honeymoon." Rita said as Lucy blushed when they saw Lincoln walking out the kitchen covered in Orange juice. "Lincoln what happened to you!?"
"They got into a fight about what I like better, ass or boobs but when I told them that I liked both they got angry and pelted me with orange juice water balloons," he said as Rita growled and stomped into the kitchen.
"CLEAN THIS MESS NOW!" she roared loudly as they all flinched and started to clean. "No not you girls, you girls go beg your brother for forgiveness, I meant your father has to clean this mess!"
"What?! But I didn't do anything!" he stammered as Rita grabbed his throat.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"...I….i said i get a mop!" he gasped.
"That's what I thought you said." Rita spoke as she walked into the living room and saw Lisa cleaning up Lily and the others (minus lucy lisa and lily) all kissing Lincoln's feet..and crotch begging him to forgive them. 'Thank you sweetie now she's all clean, 'Rita said happily as she picked up Lily, making her giggle.
"Momma!" she cheered.
"Cmon lily lets go and get you dressed you can help me with some shopping today"
"Girls I forgive you already!" Lincoln exclaimed covered in lipstick marks and drool.
"Umm Lincoln if you don't mind could you deliver something for me?" Luan asked uneasily as her sisters all dispersed off to parts unknown.
"What?"
Luan smiled and pulled out a large black shoebox from...somewhere. "It's for Maggie, you see i forgot last week was her birthday and i got her this to make up for it"
"Then wouldn't it make more sense if you gave it to her?" he asked as she sighed.
"I would love to but Lori needs my help making something for her and Bobby's anniversary so i'm gonna be busy all day"
Lincoln felt his eye twitch in annoyance. 'Ugh fine i guess I'll do it'
"Thanks bro! You're the best!" she said kissing his cheek and happily skipping off.
"…Why me?' he sighed as he opened the door and headed down the road.
Wow that's a lot to unpack huh guys? anyway Next Time Maggie gets involved as well as a few others when Lincoln finally brings up a question that I'm sure you all are wondering why he didn't ask that in this chapter...How did he get Haiku pregnant in just a single day? well to all of you who saw the twist of why the Loud sisters and Rita are acting like this coming let me just say congrats you are right...and you're also wrong why? because all will be explained later as Chapter 3 marks the start of the greater story arc this story will begin to cover just keep those guesses coming anyway the wet dreams in this chapter are meant to reflect how Some of the Girls see Lincoln and what they picture him as when it comes to kinks it's also a good display of their fetishes this chapter was going to be much longer and was going include a lemon with Lincoln Rita and the twins oh well next time I suppose anyhow New characters were introduced as well some subtle hints as to who the big bad is...or not so subtle hints...oh well till next time guys Love luck and Lemons.