IT'S BEEN TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! GUYS BUT HERE IT IS THE VERY VERY VERY MUCH LONG AEWAITED CHAPTER OF!...Odd Obsession this has been cooking and stewing in the pot LONG ENOUGH and now Now we arrive here to give it to you all on a plate of awesome and tastynessaness ...
Anyways You guys didn't believe me when I said i would be updating my older content for my Page's ten year Anniversary now did'ya? well this my friends is proof enough that yes I do indeed plan on updating my Older content for a good chunk of this year along with giving you all a few new stories here and there this is just the stepping stone in that process as instead of just telling you all what to expect when it comes to updates (cause everytime I do something happens where the story I had planned on updating doesn't get updated) I'll just simply surprise you all with Random updates going forward also special shout-outs to my friend Crisis Nova who helped with some of the chapter and my Freuidn Aegis999 who gave the design of one character in particular so with out anymore blabbering Let's get this chapter started!
It was around 7 am on a thursday in the Loud House as Lincoln and Most of His sister's (as well as Maggie) were fast asleep Rita however was sitting on the couch looking at a scrapbook of memories while sipping some wine in joy after what happened the previous week of Lincoln fucking her Rita couldn't be any prouder of her son why? you wonder? Lincoln had unlocked the full force of his Incubus Powers and was about to ascend into his Role as a True Master of Lust.
Rita giggled as she looked at a Picture of Lincoln's 4th birthday the first day he had begun having sex with them as Rita (who was still pregnant with Lucy at the time) was the one who took his V-card.
"Awww he was so cute back than riding me like a champ!" Rita sighed as she could hear the frantic footsteps of Lucy who quickly ran up to her.
'Mom!...I ...i …!" she panted as Rita shook her head. "Lucy I know what you're about to say and yes I'm excited as well its not often a King Incubus like your brother comes along and makes all of us cum like a firehose!' Rita chuckled as Lucy sat next to her mother and hugged her close while also fondling her Mother's tits which made Rita moan and smile.
'Mmmmm Good girl Lucy too bad I can't lactate until I eat something" she said as before she could even kiss her daughter…
"If you two are done we have more pressing matters to attend to" Lisa spoke appearing before them out of nowhere making them jump in surprise.
"...Wow…is that how that feels when I do it to others?" Lucy muttered as Lisa rolled her eyes and Rita placed her glass on the table.
"Lisa? What are you doing down here? You're usually still asleep at this hour" Rita asked, making Lisa sigh and pinch the bridge of her nose.
"...Perhaps its time I stop hiding this side of me" Lisa groaned as she took a deep breath and a flash of deep purple light swirled around her forcing Lucy and Rita to shield their eyes after about 30 seconds the light died down as Lisa now had a very barely even classifying as clothes Light green one string suit and she had very perky A cup tits, her baby fat barely gone but it exposed her very almost not noticeable curvy hips as she ran a hand down her thigh and teased her smooth and bald snatch on her back were two very tiny wings that easily kept her afloat and her small thin tail stretching out of her tailbone.
Her eyes which were a once calm brown color were now a beautiful shade of purplish blue as she gave her rather flabbergasted Mother and Sister a seductive smile.
"So?...How do I look~" she smirked, using her tail to tease her nipple to entice the two.
To say Rita was shocked would be an understatement but needless to say she was…well.
"LISA I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" Rita shouted happily as she quickly tackled her daughter and hugged her tight to her chest. "YOU FINALLY CAME INTO YOUR HERITAGE!" Rita was beyond happy for Lisa as Lucy simply gave a chuckle at her sister who was struggling in their mother's grip.
"Mom…let her go she's gonna croak" Lucy smiled as Rita dropped Lisa who took a huge deep breath. "Ugh…..thank you Lucinda…but I must be honest with you I didn't 'come into my heritage' as Mother said….I've always been this way" she spoke simply fixing up her hair as Rita raised an eyebrow.
'What? But Lisa I've never seen you even suck Lincoln's dick or even show an attraction to him" she spoke as Lisa cleaned off her glasses.
"...It's simple…Mother I outrank you" she spoke as Rita gasped and dropped to her knees and bowed to Lisa, shocking Lucy.
'...Outrank? What do you mean?" Lucy asked Lisa as Rita raised her head to explain.
'Lucy…Lisa she's…she's an Empress!" hearing this made Lucy gasp and bow as well which made Lisa shake her head.
'Now Now no need to bow to me….at least not until Lincoln claims me as his own THAN you may bow to me" Lisa spoke as she watched her mom and sister stand up as she went over to the couch and sat down.
'Now than….Mother I have some pressing news…I fear the time is drawing near for the great Trade off Era" Lisa solemnly spoke as Rita's eyes widened in horror.
'No!...It it can't be!" she gasped as Lucy was confused again.
'What's the great trade off era?" she asked Lisa who sighed.
"Lucy…the Great Trade of Era is when the Innocence of a child is Stolen involuntarily when that happens the lost Innocence manifests itself into crystals known as Lusterstone these jewels have the power to grant anyone's darkest desires if enough of these desires are met the source of all Lust the very thing that powers our Kind the Book created by the Goddess of Lust, the Nymphonomicon will appear whoever wields the Power of the Book is the destined ruler of the entire world when I was a little girl My Father always told me that I was always meant to give birth to the destined ruler" Rita explained as Lucy gasped.
"...Lincoln? Of course! Hehehe no wonder he's so special to me and so many others" Lucy smiled as Lisa nodded. 'Indeed for Lincoln is a Master Incubus as is Pop-Pop but after the death of our grandmother he's long since retired from the Sex escapades" Rita stood up and downed the last of her wine before throwing away the glass and downing the entire contents of the bottle she had.
"I can't believe the Trade off Era is near! Dammit! There's gotta be something we can do to prevent it!" Rita spoke, wiping her mouth off the beverage.
"Sadly mother that's not all SHE has reappeared" Lisa said as rita dropped the wine bottle breaking it.
"FUCK ME IN THE ASS!' Rita roared in anger surprising her two daughters.
"Good thing I placed a sound barrier in the entire room" Lucy muttered as Rita calmed herself. "Natasha! That bitch didn't learn her lesson even after I kicked her ass back in highschool!...wait a sec Lisa how do you know about Natasha?" Rita asked her second to last child who simply rolled her eyes.
'Mother we both know why she's here plus I can sense her power, she felt the same wave we did so of course she's active. What matters is we must keep her away from Lincoln until the time comes!" Lisa said as Rita nodded as Lucy wanted to ask what was going on but decided not to.
"Agreed" Rita said as she Lisa and Lucy reentered their Human forms just as Lincoln and Maggie walked downstairs.
'Morning mom…what's for breakfast?' Lincoln yawned, making Rita smile. 'Oh good morning you two! I'll get started soon so why don't you help me?" Rita asked as that all made their way into the kitchen.
*Hours later in the dead of Night*
It was 11pm at night In Royal Woods as Clyde Zach and Rusty were seen walking down the street heading to a warehouse, Clyde having convinced his dad's that he would be sleeping over Zach's house.
"So you guys ready?' Rusty asked as they noticed numerous other boys their age and Lynn sr all heading for the same place. An old building that appears to be abandoned. The walls, old with vegetation attempting to claim the building with the small holes within the concrete walls. The windows were broken with shards of glass around the interior of the building.
"Huh so we're not the only ones Chandler wants to see?' Clyde muttered as they all entered the building.
*Inside*
"Hello? Chandler?" Zach shouted as Trent and the others began to walk around.
"Maybe he's not here?' Rusty said as a large spotlight shone down and was pointed to a metal banister that chandler was sitting on but what shocked Clyde and the others was that he had large black leather wings and a long reptile like tail.
"Hey guys, glad to see you!" Chandler smirked as he flew down in front of the freaked out crowd.
"Like the new threads?" he said as Clyde gave a nervous gulp.
"Uhhh dude why do you ... .ya know? Look like a bootleg hot topic mascot?" Clyde asked as Chandler gave a small chuckle.
"Well Mcbride if you must know I'm an incubus!" he said, making Zach gasp.
"Wait so like one of those sex demons?"
"Bingo! Exactly!" Chandler flew back up onto the banister and stood on it with his back turned.
"Ya know I guess that's why you're popular with the ladies at school" Rusty said as chandler turned his head.
'Indeed but I'm not the only Incubus you see. Lincoln is one too and his mom and sisters are all succubi!"
"THEY'RE WHAT!?": Lynn sr shouted in shock.
"Dude you've been married to her for how long and you didn't know this!?" Clyde exclaimed.
"Mcbride is right…how isn't that you never notice it? Hair loss? The way your wife acted during sex? Not to mention your daughters?" Chandler added, raising a brow.
"Well….honestly Rita and I haven't sex since Lori was born" The father of 11 admitted as Chandler sighed.
"I see after that night she sealed your jizz within her body to constantly produce children she must've picked you because you must've been the only sperm donor she had the misfortune to run into!" Chandler laughed as Lynn sr blushed in embarrassment.
"I can't believe Lincoln is an incubus, it makes so much sense now!" Rusty exclaimed.
"Indeed imagine a guy you thought was your best friend keeping secrets from you how sad" Chandler spoke as Clyde could feel himself fuming lincoln had access to unlimited sex 24 7 and never told him! (for those unaware Clyde has no idea that lincoln is unaware of this tidbit)
"I thought Lincoln was my best friend…..but I guess I was wrong" Clyde huffed.
"Yea…and with all those hot sisters around him, he could at least share. "Rusty added.
"Forget that! I'm more pissed off that Rita never told me anything about this! Is this why my own daughters hate me!? Because I'm nothing but a sperm donor to them!?' Lynn Sr exclaimed angry.
"Yep pretty much!...but what if I say… I could help you all get exactly what you wanted. All we need to do is get Lincoln out of the way" Chandler said as Trent rolled his eyes.
"Out of the way how? Like what we kill him?" he snarked as the others laughed but not before seeing Chandler smirking.
"Exactly!" he said as he landed on the ground.
"Wait!? He's my son…I can't kill him even if he's an incubus." Lynn sr said not wanting this to happen.
"You do realize that your wife may had fuck YOUR son. Right Mr.L?" Rusty spoke
"Sonofabitch is going to die." Lynn said doing a complete 180 with some hesitation.
"Hehehehehe Excellent!" Chandler chuckled as he cleared his throat.
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride!"
*Chandler then went over to rusty and waves his right hand in his face*
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining, new era
Is tiptoeing nearer.
Trent: And where do we feature?
*Chandler pinches his cheek*
Chandler: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Chandler: Be prepared!
[Speech]
Rusty: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
Chandler: For the death of Lincoln Loud!
Rusty: Why? Is he sick?
Chandler: No, fool didn't you hear me earlier?, we're gonna kill him. And his sister Lisa, too.
Trent: Wait a Sec I Guess I understand Lincoln but why Lisa?
Chandler: I tried to seduce her like I did our teacher but she proved to be immune to my powers and as such she is a threat that must be dealt with!
*Clyde and Lynn Sr give each other uneasy looks*
Clyde: Hey, uh...Chandler? I'm not so sure this is a good idea.
Lynn Sr: Yeah I'm with Clyde on this one!
*Chandler goes over to them*
Chandler: Come now Clyde think about how much better your life will be if you go along with this think about it! Lori Mcbride!
*Clyde gets a small nose bleed*
Clyde: Keep Talking
Chandler: The Mcbride House! *Points to lynn sr* And You Lynn you can have your Wife back and any other woman you so choose!
Lynn Sr: Hmmm well I do think Ronnie Anne's mother is pretty hot! So I'm In!
Clyde: Yeah! Me Too!
Chandler: Excellent! Stick with me, and you'll never be Virgins again!
Zack and Rusty (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live Chandler!
Boys: Long live Chandler! Long live Chandler!
Boys of Royal Woods: Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Chandler! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a Man who'll be all time adored!
Chandler: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
Chandler: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (B.O.R.W: Oooh... la, la, la!)
Meticulous planning (B.O.R.W: We'll have Girls!)
Tenacity spanning (B.O.R.W: Lots of Girls!)
Decades of denial (B.O.R.W: We repeat!)
Is simply why I'll (B.O.R.W: Booty meat!)
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Chandler/Boys: Be prepared!
All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Chandler and the others all gave a hearty yet evil laugh as the scene shifted to a large skyscraper.
A Woman with dark red hair was seen sipping from a wine glass. She was wearing a black business suit that was tight enough to showcase her perfect round ass with the top that can barely contain her breast, she carried an air of arrogance and confidence in her. However she also had an alluring aura to her.
The dark brown eyes looked down at the buildings below. She placed the glass on her desk and snapped her fingers as three women wearing cloaks appeared before her.
"I sense a Master Incubus find him and bring him to me!" she told them.
Yes, mistress." they said before vanishing as the woman gave a smirk.
"How Foolish of you Rita to keep this new toy of yours all to yourself." she said, sipping her wine.
Before I say anything else let me get this out the way now:
Succubus/Incubus Rank list:
Lesser Succubi/Incubi: These guys are the lowest of the Low they are basically the like the Imps from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss they aren't that powerful and only exist for grunt work the Lessers will have sex with anything...yes ANYTHING they have no standards. (Spoilers we've already seen a Lesser a few times already)
Seeker Succubi/Incubi: Despite the name these guys aren't finding anything that's just their rank they're higher than the Lessers but only because they're power is enough to entice even the dumbest of people into having sex with them unlike Lessers who'll seduce anyone and anything.
Prime Succbi/Incubi: Now we're getting into the nitty gritty these guys are super strong but their powers have a weird way of activating unlike the Seekers and the Lessers who only feel Lust and nothing else Primes are capable of feeling both Love and lust but due to their nature as Sex demons naturally they need Lust as both food and fuel to survive although there are some reports of a Prime Incubus staying alive for thousands of years with the power of love alone only stopping when his true love passed away.
Gamma Succubi/Incubi: These are the succubi and Incubi you mainly see in Media those who use their powers for either good or evil but are still able to use them however they wish and please Gamma succubi and Incubi are the most entuned with mankind and are often Content with being unseen although some can't help to let their impulses run wild and mate with whomever they see sometimes but despite this Gammas are the most common Succubi born and it's because of this why they are higher ranked then then Primes, Primes are more powerful then the Gammas but Gammas are higher on the rankings because of the overabundance of them. (Fun fact: Lincoln's sisters Lori down to the Twins are Gammas except for Lucy)
Hyper succubi/Incubi: These guys are the less common versions of the Gammas but they are much more powerful then them but still much physically weakerthan the primes why is that? Hypers might be less common but their still known for appearing on occasions unilke the Gammas Hypers are more Magic oriented and as such relay more on their powers to get the Job down be warned an angry Hyper is a Hyper one does not want to cross as they are more prone to attack Humans than any other. (Lucy is a Hyper despite her young age)
Grand Succubi/Incubi: What's more powerful then a prime? a Grand of course! Grand Succubi/Incubi are rare so rare in fact only primes can give birth to one they have strong magic and even greater physical strength and make for the best parents Hyper Parents are often teaching their younglings how to control their abilities are usually the ones to to take their child's virginity if not then they are perfectly willing to show their younglings how it's down. (Fun fact: Rita is a Grand Succubus)
Empress Succubi/Master Incubi: The rarest of the rare the type of succubi and Incubi that are born once every 700 hundred years on a snowy Friday the 13th on a leap year on the day of a solar eclipse while a tree falls in the forest and someone is around to hear it. These types can be born to any of the previous types and even humans are capable of giving birth to one no one knows why that is, but it is said when one is born it is said to be a good omen of fortune...however if TWO are born then it is a sign that the Demon Realm is about to face a battle for the fate of humanity and the True Ruler of the Demon Realms is about to take their thrown and enslave the Usurper.
FINALLY!...DONE! okay I hope that cleared somethings up for you guys as this took awhile just to think of anyway next time We'll see whom else was affected by Lincoln's Lust wave as the truth comes out and more lemons happen as we kick off the start of the Great Trade of Era.
