Toadette was munching on some potato chips, stuffing them into her mouth as she was watching American football on her high definition television screen alongside Dry Bowser, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha on her blue couch. The guys simply were munching on popcorn, with Silver having pizza that he made.
"Boy, I sure do love sports!" Toadette exclaimed with a frowned, tilting her head to the ground. "I wish Nintendo acknowledged this and let me participate more."
Dry Bowser patted her on the head. "Nintendo is a bunch of old, greedy butt faces. Why, they should be honored to even have you there!"
Petey muttered in unison, stuffing some tortilla chips into his mouth as he sprayed a bottle of ketchup down his mouth.
Silver rubbed his right arm as he murmured. "Well, maybe it's not so bad. At least it's not SEGA." He shuddered.
Toadette glared at Silver, narrowing her eyes. "I'm pretty sure SEGA would treat me better than Nintendope," She commented as she kicked her feet.
Silver shrugged in response, feeling sheepishly while Toadette sighed, shaking her head since she continued eating her potato chips.
Toadette farting is what got the archivist captain explorer into trouble yet again, with the flatulent mushroom girl running for her stinky life alongside an unexpected guest appearance of the world's finest bear and bird duo named after musical instruments, with them on the run from a giant boulder reenacting a certain infamous opening movie scene.
"Oh geeze!" Toadette yelped while peeing herself due to her bodily functions going out of control by virtue of the action going on. "I would have never thought this could have happened!"
"Is this stupidity going to take any longer?" Kazooie groaned while talon trotting away from said described giant boulder rolling after her and her bear buddy that she was carrying on her Breegull bird back. "Because we could just attack the boulder and get it over with instead of running like morons!"
"Don't you think we tried every option we have?" Banjo suggested while trying to keep himself on the bird's back. "Just keep running!"
"Ooh I'm so sorry I caused this mess that's beyond my dirty diaper!" Toadette apologized while tripping over the various pebbles on the ground and continuing to stink up the cavern. "I didn't think that this would happen just from me being so stinky!"
It was then that Toadette tripped 1 more time, causing the boulder to roll over her as it suddenly exploded, sending Banjo and Kazooie soaring across the air from the resulting explosion. Evidentially the explosive event was triggered by the flatulent fungi female having used her breaking wind to break apart the rock with a mighty fart that was quite frankly more of a shart to be honest!
"Oh dear, this is gonna stick awhile!" Toadette admitted while giggling in embarrassment and fanning the rancid air of her shroom stink. "Ah well I could always go for getting new clothes!