"Father who was here last night?" Damian's eyes narrowed as he stared at his father's face. Bruce continue to keep his gaze on the newspaper changing the page.
"Selena Kyle and her son."
"Her son?"
"Yes."
"Ttt-t, She doesn't have a son."
"Now she does."
"Why did that harlot come here with her son, father? Is she trying to pass the babe as yours?"
Bruce sighed and watched Damian temper flare,"Her son is not a baby but a teenager."
"Your data is outdated if that woman has a teenage son."
Bruce stayed silent and thanked Alfred as he removed his empty plate from the table.
"Wait- you didn't answer. That wrenched woman is trying to steal from you father! How dare she come back here and-"
"She came to introduce me to your brother."
"I don't have a brother."
"Aw, Damian you hurt me! " Dick Grayson came in unannounced in the kitchen. He ruffled Damian's head, ignoring his angry protest.
"Am I not your brother? Poor Tim and Jason are not here to defend their title of brother."
"I don't have a brother with that woman!"
Dick face contorted in confusion, "That woman?"
"Selena Kyle" Bruce replied back, still looking at his newspaper.
Dick takes a seat, waving away Alfred's offer for breakfast.
"Wait what's with Selena? I'm confused?"
"That wrench is saying she has a son!"
"Wha? But I saw her a few months ago and she wasn't pregnant then?"
"Master Dick, Yesterday Miss Kyle arrived with her teenage son Mister Danny so he may meet his father."
"Oh okay," Dick grabs the tea offered to him by Alfred and chokes on it in realization.
"Wait, oh my God! once I understand, but twice Bruce!"
"That boy is not my brother! I am the only son!" Damian yelled out.
Bruce sighed, "He's my son. The DNA documents are still on the screen in the office." Damian rushed towards the computer.
Bruce put down the newspaper and addressed Dick, "Dick, he was not raised by Selena, he was adopted when born and his adoptive family were killed in an accident a few months ago. He only recently has been in her care."
"Do you think she told him about- ?"
"I would hope not, she introduced him to Bruce Wayne not Batman."
"Ah so we might be dealing with a civilian."
"yes and I would like to keep him that way."
Dick turned to Bruce.
"Bruce, how old is the kid? He's not older than Damien right? Right?"
"He's 15."
"Shit"
"Language!"
"Sorry, Alfred"
Dick let out a groan and a headache was quickly forming. "OH, this is not good, Damien is always lording over how he's the only heir and blood son but if he's older then he may attack the other kid because he would feel threatened."
Bruce threw an unamused look at Dick. "Damien has better control than to attack."
Dick ignores Bruce who is clearly deluded, "That has no skills to defend himself against an assassin and whose mother is Catwoman and she has no love for Talia"
"Dick, Selena would not let Danny get into danger." Dick ignored this as he grabbed his hair.
"And I no longer hear Damian cursing in the study." Dick runs to the room to see it empty, "Shit"
Dick runs around the house with no sign of Damian and Bruce is on the phone attempting to call Catwoman. He enters the cave to see the Robin suit and swords missing. Dick follows behind him. "Ah crud."
"I need you to go retrieve him Dick, I received a call from the watchtower that requires my attention"
"Yeah, fine, leave me with your mess"
Dick arrived at her apartment hearing yelling and slamming inside. He jumps in through the balcony to see Selena holding down Damien with Danny nowhere in sight. With an exhale Dick pushes the window open and walks towards them.
"Get off me you-"
"That's enough Robin!" Selena looks at Dick in her Catwoman costume.
"You took your time birdy".
"Catwoman"
"You need to watch your chicks or they will become a lovely snack for a cat."
"Where's your son?"
"I'm right here."
Dick turned around in surprise. Danny stood with a plate of cake offered to him. "Would you like a slice?"
"You told him?!"
"No, she told me her secret and he" pointing at Damien "told me yours. Never would have thought my brother-"
"We are Not brothers !"
Danny nodded, "right, my Half-brother would want to kill me. Anyways, I'm cutting a slice for you, here." Dick took the plate in his hand.
"You're awfully calm for being almost killed."
"Mom could have handled it and good luck getting out of that rope that's a FentonWorks product."
Damien began to scream obscurities when Catwoman began to stuff his mouth with cloth. "Also I've dealt with weirder"
"Right, " Dick turned towards Damien, "Bad Damien, killing your brother is not a brotherly thing to do. I thought we had this discussion already with Tim."
By this time Catwoman managed to stuff his mouth muffling whatever his response was.
"Sorry about that. He doesn't like change. I'm Dick your big brother!" Dick reaches over to give him a hug. Letting go, Danny asks, "Dick? You chose that nickname?" a look of confusion on Danny's face. "Well, nice to meet you Dick. I'm Daniel Fenton but just call me Danny."
"Well nice to meet you Danny! And thanks for the cake".
"It's no problem."
"I was worried for a moment about what was going to happen. It's dangerous to be involved with vigilantes.''
"Danny here is too humble to say that he would have been fine without my help."
"You have been teaching him?"
"A little, but let's just say he has some surprises of his own."
Dick frowns at that statement, and Danny shrugs in apathy.
Dick stared at Danny a bit more, eating and looking between him and Selena. Then he laughed. "Oh, I can't wait for the rest of the clan to find out. Red is going to freak, anyways stop by soon Danny!" Dick grabs the tied up robin and jumps off the balcony.
Danny looks to his mom. "Oh they're fun"