Author's Note: Happy Holidays!
Chapter Twenty-One
To Think I Trusted You
"Darien Emma Mills so help me if you don't get your little behind out of that cabinet now," Regina scolded.
"No!" Darien yelled. Regina sighed. It had been a stressful three months, with trying to find her mother who seemed to have utterly disappeared off the face of the earth. No one had seen heads or tails of that woman not even Hook and for once they thought him truthful. Now Darien had completely dropped her naps and was well into her terrible twos. To make matters worse the girls were doing everything she was and melted down frequently during the middle of the day because they weren't ready to give up their naps yet.
"Yeah no," Regina said as she slipped her foot out of her flip flop. Henry's eyes went wide, and Rowan hid behind him. Darien took off running as soon as the flip flop was off. "¡Ve a tu cochecito, Darien!" Darien just kept running, so Regina picked up her flip flop and aimed for her little butt as soon as she thought she was going to throw something on the ground.
"Ah!" Darien cried as she snatched her hand away from what she was about to do.
"Come here now," Regina said watching her sternly. Darien just cried but started back. "Pick up the flip flop." Darien picked it up and Regina put it back on and picked her up, she strapped her back into her stroller seat. "Do not get up again." A firm look and Darien stopped her fake crying. Regina took a deep breath and closed the cabinet doors as if her daughter had not been inside making a mess.
"Reggie is scary," Rowan whispered to Henry.
"I know," He said as he pushed the stroller following his mother back out of the furniture aisle of the Target, they were currently in. Her father was currently in the gardening section and Emma she didn't know where she had wandered off to while she was looking at a hair dryer that might work faster on the girls' hair because no one had the patience anymore. Of course, Darien had taken off running.
"Hey babe come check out these shoes!" Emma grinned as they passed by the shoe section.
"And where have you been?" Regina asked upset as she crossed her arms.
"Uh I was looking at tools, then I got an icee at the food court, and then I saw these shiny chuck taylors for the girls."
"You know it would be nice if you kept an eye on your toddlers too," Regina snapped, but she did look at the shoes.
"Don't argue Ma, she's wearing flip flops," Henry whispered to Emma.
"So what?" Emma asked.
"That means business Emma," Rowan whispered matter of fact before going over to Regina who held out the pink ones for her to try on.
"Henry go see if you like any of the shoes here," Regina said to him. Henry nodded and saluted her before going off with Xavieré who was reaching for him. She made sure the girls could fit the shoes Emma had chosen, making sure that Darien had gold and the twins silver.
"Don't you need to check Xav's shoes?" Emma asked.
"I will when she comes back, but I think they're still the same shoe size at the moment," Regina replied.
"Hey are you okay?" Emma asked.
"No, Emma it's been a long week no one's taken their nap and if I hadn't promised Daddy we'd come for that plant, I'd be at home still catching up on all I had missed at the office during their tantrums.
"I'm sorry, I haven't been any help, I'm just so tired after walking through the entire town all day patrolling for any hint of Cora.
"Shithead!" Darien yelled out. They both turned wide eyed to see Darien saying it to some woman who had apparently approached to exclaim over her and Lincoln.
"I'm so sorry, she's been picking up bad words from day care," Emma lied. The woman looked like she was judging them as she walked off offended. Emma turned to Darien. "Darien don't say that, that's a bad word." Darien just sat back annoyed and twisted so she could look at Lincoln who was smiling at her big sister. When Emma turned back to Regina, she was glaring at her.
"You taught her that in the car on the way here," Regina accused. Emma just looked down, she would not admit to Regina that, that was not the first-time shithead had exited Darien's mouth. Regina took several deep breaths and counted to ten, she just needed to finish up in the shoe section, get the hair dryer, and get to her dad.
"I'm really sorry, I will start watching my language," Emma said. Regina rolled her eyes.
"Yeah I'm sure you won't," Regina replied. She turned back to Rowan. "Do you like them; did you walk around in them?" Rowan nodded as she jumped around in them.
"Can I wear them out of the store?" Rowan asked.
"Sure honey, but it looks like they have a little tag on them, and you'll have to take them off for the cashier, so why don't we just wait for the car okay?" Rowan nodded and switched back into her flats.
"They moved to the women's section as they moved closer to where Henry was.
"Hey maybe you like these?" Emma asked. "You can even wear them when we get back to the car."
"Why, do you not like my flip flops?" Regina asked her.
"It's just you're wearing them a lot, and you just have better shoes that make your feet look all pretty."
"Yeah I'll switch shoes when your daughter doesn't have me threatening to spank her little behind," Regina said.
"Our daughter and she's not that bad…" Emma was cut off by a crash, Darien had wiggled out of the stroller again and gone for a bunch of DVDs she was now throwing on the floor. Emma hurried over to Darien as she started jumping on them and giggling. Henry came back with a pair of shoes that Regina approved the price on as she checked Xav's shoes. Once Xavieré was back in the stroller she was done for the day. She went over and shamelessly used her flip flop to threaten Darien back into her stroller, they cleaned up the mess, purchased some now damaged DVDs. Henry put the rest back as they apologized to the worker and headed for her father.
"I'm sorry your feet look very nice in the flip flops." Regina grunted in response. She was happy her father was already waiting for them as she found an open cashier. Then avoided another tantrum as Rowan wanted an icee and of course so did the girls. Once they were in the car she walked away for a minute with a screaming Darien and tried to get her to calm down, but it was impossible. She was just going to have to cry until she was done.
"No luck?" Emma asked. Regina shook her head as Emma took her and strapped her in. Finally, they were back on the highway. Regina sighed in annoyance though as she sat rubbing her head in the front seat.
"What is it?" Emma asked.
"I forgot the hair dryer," Regina replied.
"Should I turn back?" Emma asked.
"No, I'll order online, none of those looked like exactly what I wanted anyway," Regina replied.
"Maybe you two should go on a date tonight," Henry Sr. said. "I could watch the kids."
"Oh no Daddy I couldn't ask that not when Darien is in transition," Regina said. She knew Darien was partly melting down because she was tired, but her body was adjusting to an existence that didn't require naps.
"Nonsense we'll have a little warm milk and I'll tell her stories, just like you, she'll be just fine, m'íja just like you."
"Oh, that's it, it's payback for my existence as a child," Regina said.
"No, you jinxed it by calling Darien an easy baby," Emma quipped.
"Oh, but she was an easy baby just hell as a toddler right now," Regina said.
"Regina was too," Henry Sr. cut in. "Trust me once her sleep schedule finds a new normal, you won't even recognize her as a Toddler it will be like you got your sweet easy baby back."
"From your lips to God's ears," Regina said as Darien finally just passed out. The drive also got Xavieré and Lincoln to sleep.
"I don't even know if this is a good or bad thing anymore," Emma said indicating Darien as she drove. Regina shrugged.
"Well I bet you're finally thinking of me as your easy child," Henry grinned. Regina chuckled.
"Not a chance, I once chased you down main street in nothing but a towel, because you were upset you didn't manage to stay up during your transition period. If Sidney doesn't have photos of that, I'll honestly be shocked.
"Really nothing but a towel?" Emma asked.
"And a flip flop, one minute we're arguing that I did not put him to sleep that he fell asleep on his own and I just wanted a shower, the next he's barefoot in the rain running as fast as he can."
"I remember that, it came flying out of nowhere like magic," Henry said.
"There was no magic just good aim," Regina said. "And then we were both in bed with the flu and of course you're grumpy when you're sick."
"What I am not," Henry said looking mock offended.
"Oh, you are a little prince, when you're sick," Regina told him. Emma chuckled.
"And here I thought it was a term of endearment," Emma snickered. Henry glared at Emma.
"Oh, you wanna talk about little Princes when you're an absolute little princess, I can still hear you, oooh but Reggie my throat hurts," Henry mimicked Emma and fake whined making Henry Sr., Rowan, and Regina laugh. "So dramatic." Emma huffed.
"Leave me alone, I'm her baby, I'm allowed," Emma grumbled.
"No, I'm her baby, baby recognizes baby Ma, and you're looking kind of unfamiliar," Henry told her. Regina laughed some more and tried to explain to Henry Sr. what it all meant.
"No really you two have been working so hard, please let me watch the girls and Henry tonight."
"I don't know what if mother finally makes her move?" Regina asked.
"Then how about you ask that friendly red hair woman from the diner, the wolf," He said. "She can come by as protection against Cora."
"Yeah Ma, Mom it will be fine really," Henry said. "You two should go out and spend time together, you guys were really good making time for us, finding Grandma Cora, and helping Grandpa adjust better to life here."
"You're being awfully sweet," Regina said. "Weren't you upset this morning we had no time for you?"
"I was not as old as I am now this morning, more mature," Henry said earning a snicker from Emma.
"Oh yeah a couple of hours really made a difference or you're hoping we still keep good on our deal to take you to comic con alone."
"Well I won't say, that if you still have plans, I wouldn't be upset guys, especially since Mom is going to make me a Black Panther Costume that glows purple when people touch it."
"If we find and defeat Mother before, I'll make good on our promise," Regina said.
"Oh boy, I had better start patrolling, Ma's useless," Henry said.
"Hey!' Emma cried.
"What you aren't worried about me so now I gotta worry about me," Henry said. "We're running out of time you know."
"No, it's been moved to October now, you got plenty of time," Regina said searching on her phone.
"Oh, thank God, still I had better get on it, you need time for my suit," Henry said. They made it back to Storybrooke and dropped Rowan off for lunch with David while Henry Sr. insisted that they ask Ruby about coming by while they asked for an update on the town, to make sure nothing had occurred while they were out.
"Sure, what time, shall I be by?" Ruby asked.
"Around six should be fine," Emma said. Then they dropped Henry Sr. off at his work with his trees. Before Regina was forced into the office and Emma took everyone else home.
"So fun," Regina said, she would rather be at home lounging under a tree while the kids ran around. Maybe even reading with Henry or if she closed her eyes really shut imagine sleeping on time, because Darien wasn't tired in her opinion, but not Regina's or Emma's. Still she worked though because come Monday she did not need to caught slacking at the council meeting.
"Ready for our date Reggie?" Emma grinned appearing at the city hall looking all dapper. Regina who had been contemplating if maybe another day might be good for a date, but she changed her mind seeing Emma in her suit.
"Depends which car did you drive over here?" Regina asked.
"As soon as your father suggested we go out the Aston Martin of course, last time you got the best of me, but this time I'm gonna get you." Regina nodded as she waved her hand over herself as she took a magical shower essentially. When the magic disappeared she was in matching teal dress to Emma's teal jacket.
"Next time we go out wear the green suit again, I wanna see how it fits with your pocket watch." Emma's eyes lit up as she noted the look in Regina's eyes and suddenly white smoke surrounded her and she was in the green suit with the dashing yellow tie. Regina practically bit her lip, Emma thought they might not make it on the date at all and just have sex on Regina's desk, they still needed to cross that off the list.
"I'm going to marinate all night for this," Regina whispered but Emma was sure it was more to herself as Regina was now nodding to herself as she switched to a pretty yellow ensemble and to her happiness no more flip flops at least for the moment.
"Shall we go my Queen?" Emma asked. Regina nodded.
"As soon as you check your watch to make sure we're on time."
"Regina, I know we're…. Oh right." Emma made a show of checking her pocket watch and Regina sighed contently.
"Okay I'm ready," Regina said taking her arm. Regina locked up the office and was surprised when they did not go to Granny's but the only other restaurant in town really that held her favorite kale salad. Unfortunately, Eric and Ariel were supposed to be opening a seaside restaurant and had not yet.
"I'm really sorry about earlier I shouldn't have walked off and left you to deal with Darien mostly alone, I'll start dragging the kids with me too. And I'm really sorry, like really sorry about the cursing, I swear I really will get better," Emma told her.
"Hmm…I assume your goal is to get laid tonight so please for my sake and yours not bring up today, I'm still upset enough to say no." Emma clamped her mouth shut.
"More wine love," Emma said. Regina pushed glass forward and Emma topped her off as well as her own glass. They tried to avoid the subject of work since thinking of how behind she was made Regina tired, and Emma thinking about not catching Cora made her frustrated. Snow was not a topic on the table except to say the court case would be finished soon. Fun activities to do with Henry came up, but they didn't like to do any of them until Cora was apprehended. So, they stayed on how their food was, the wine, Regina pretending her foot was not teasing Emma's leg and crotch area. And Emma pretending like it wasn't happening either.
"You think we can just use magic to go straight to our room?" Emma asked as they left the restaurant and Regina's cell beeped.
"Two things, the Pup says if we wanna get laid we'd better take a room at Granny's, the girls in particular won't sleep, and two you did not wear that suit and drive me in the Aston, to not drive out to the woods while we know Ruby won't be out for a run and to not live out my car fantasy."
"Yes!" Emma whisper shouted as they headed for the car. Louder she said. "I hate to be the mood killer, but like what if your mom shows up?"
"Honestly, I had a lot of time to think on this and by now she knows we're together and she's no doubt pissed, and I just don't care what she thinks. You're going to be my wife whenever we get around to planning that wedding, and she's not going to stop me from loving you like she did Daniel."
"Aww babe, but I'm honestly super surprised that Kathryn isn't dragging you to bridal shops," Emma said.
"Oh, she wanted too, but honestly I just sat there, and I thought of Darien's behavior lately and yeah no." Emma cringed.
"Smart choice," Emma said as she opened the car door and Regina slid into the car easily, she couldn't wait for Emma to realize she'd gone without panties all night. Emma closed the door as she buckled up and Emma tried to drive calmly towards their spot where Regina had taken her on their second date. Regina unbuckled herself when Emma had parked and kicked off her heels. She turned to climb into the back seat when she realized not only was one of Rowan's booster seats back there, but Darien's second car seat. Emma had taken to driving Darien around to help calm her at night really when she was also refusing to sleep and Regina needed a time out, and even Abuelo's gentle stories and rocking weren't enough.
"Oh shit, I completely forgot about that, we can move them outside for the duration of this," Emma said half turned too. Regina sighed. She was going to have readjust her fantasy.
"Emma honestly if there isn't something growing on your seats by now from all the food that kid seems to end up with in her car seat, I'll honestly be surprised.
"No way she only gets in here to sleep." Emma got out and uninstalled the car seat and sure enough there were a ton of crumbs and stale half eaten crackers.
"Yeah I don't fancy that in my butt," Regina said as Emma just covered it again.
"Well this is sexy," Emma said with a sigh when she was in the driver's seat again. Regina sat for a minute just trying to rework her fantasy with reality. After a minute of silence where Emma was waiting for her to confirm she did want to go to Granny's, she spoke.
"Sorry I just had to make adjustments, take of your jacket and roll up your sleeves." Emma did so and Regina crawled over, so she was straddling Emma in the driver's seat. Emma had to push the seat back as far as possible to give her more room and not have the steering wheel cutting into her back.
"Don't move anything, if I can't have the feel of my bare ass rubbing into the leather by your thrusts, I want the steering wheel in my back as you pleasure me." Emma gulped.
"God you're so hot, you think up the best solutions," Emma said.
"Thank you dear," Regina replied as she kissed her gently at first just to get the mood back. They made out for awhile until Regina was grinding against her. Emma slipped the thin strap of her yellow dress of her shoulders. She knew Regina was braless, a rare occurrence these days, but a happy one whenever the chance arose in Emma's opinion. She didn't waste any time claiming a nipple in her mouth and rolling the other between her fingers, ignoring any milk that spilled over her hands and swallowing any that got in her mouth.
"I need you to touch my body," Regina whispered. Emma complied, she left her mouth to keep giving attention to each breast, as she let her hands slid up Regina's thighs and begin to cup her behind.
"How long?" Emma practically grunted out she was so turned on.
"Since you said you brought the Aston," Regina said. "Okay well maybe I was wearing a thong, but definitely as soon as you changed into this suit babe, the panties were off."
"Oh God woman do you know I would have backed you up onto your desk and taken you right there!" Emma exclaimed.
"Yes, but the Aston baby," Regina pouted. Emma chuckled darkly as she bit down gently and increased pressure on Regina's nipple.
"Ah," Regina cried out, she swore she almost came from that alone. "Emma fuck me already stop teasing." Emma nodded as two fingers stroked between Regina's legs revealing just how wet she was. Emma couldn't wait to lick her fingers clean of Regina's juices as she circled her clit first before moving down ever so slowly in Regina's opinion to push two fingers inside of her and she wasted no time riding Emma's fingers. She'd had a stressful week and she wanted every bit of release Emma was going to give her tonight.
"My Queen you're not nearly as loud as I'd hoped you would be in this fantasy," Emma said even as she delivered firm thrusts with her two fingers, but they were too short on purpose.
"Oh, and what are you going to do to change that Savior?" Regina practically growled even as Emma slid her fingers out of her and to her clit very briefly in her opinion. She watched her bring the fingers up to her mouth and lick her juices off, it made Regina wetter.
"Oh, you're going to have to be punished for moaning so low," Emma said as she made the seat go back so she could reach for her belt.
"Are you going to attempt to smack me in this car?" Regina asked and Emma wished she could tell if Regina was totally into that or apprehensive about it. While she did say most things were okay, Regina had never hit her as part of any sort of tame BDSM play.
"No, patience my Queen," Emma said although she realized Regina's eyes were hyper focused on what she was doing as she slowly undid the belt, undid the top button in a sexy enough manner that Regina shuddered and slowly, very slowly unzipped her pants. Because of magic as she lifted and Regina lifted as well while she shimmied her pants down over her hips, Regina's favorite dildo was revealed in all it's girth. And the little gasp of pleasure that escaped Regina's painted lips was everything she had dreamed of in this moment. "Ride me my Queen." Regina helped her make sure it was adjusted properly for them both before she lowered herself onto it.
"I said ride me!" Emma ordered. Regina had a dark look in her eyes when she looked at Emma, but it was nothing but lust. She didn't waste any time on getting started as Emma put a hand on her hips.
Emma couldn't help but think how beautiful and hot Regina was as her moans did get louder especially when Emma rubbed her thumb in circles over her clit. Regina practically ripped open her shirt so she could run her hands over her abs and breasts.
"Baby I wanna feel you, I wanna feel how wet you are with the phallus," Emma told her. She wanted to feel just exactly how tight Regina was and not just the resistance she was getting with each thrust of Regina's hips.
"Yeah okay," Regina said as her magic activated a little more so that Emma now felt her pleasure. Emma moaned too but it wasn't what she had in mind and now she was sure she was going to have an orgasm of her own as Regina's pleasure rippled through her body. But no, she wanted to feel it as if she had a real penis between her legs. Emma didn't feel her own magic responding to Regina's at first all she knew was that she was feeling it the way she wanted, her moans got louder and so did Regina's as Emma now moved her hips to meet hers as she moved up and down.
"Oh my God fuck that feels extra good and hot," Regina moaned as Emma conjured up a vibrator and placed it on Regina's clit. The moan Regina let out at that turned Emma on. Regina frowned as she felt a change inside of her. She looked down when she had been previously had her head thrown back in ecstasy.
"Oh, baby I'm gonna cum soon, are you going to cum?" Emma asked and Regina noted there was magic in the air, too much magic, mostly Emma's magic now, and apart of hers that just connected with Emma.
"Emma Swan did you give yourself a real dick?" Regina demanded to know as Emma still slammed into her. "Oh fuck that's so good."
"What no," Emma said. "It's just a feeling, now come on focus eye on the prize, put your hand around my neck, choke me woman." Regina moaned more as each thrust was driving her towards that cliff along with the vibration on her clit.
"Oh…fuck…oh baby right there….don't stop… I'm gonna cum soon, but Ms. Swan, I swear if that dick is real, you had better not cum inside of me….ah…ah…." Emma felt Regina's vaginal muscles gripping her and releasing and it was all she needed to cum herself not even a minute later. Regina slumped forward breathing hard as the vibration went away.
"Oh man I hope every fuck always tops the last in different ways."
"That was a destress fuck, it hits different," Regina said as she was breathing hard.
"Did you get a double orgasm too?"
"Uh huh and you fucking came in me Ms. Swan," Regina told her.
"I came with you not in you, I'm not a dude Regina," Emma said. "The phallus isn't real."
"The Phallus was not real, now it is very real," Regina said as she reluctantly crawled off Emma, so she was in her seat again breathing hard as she noted all the windows were fogged up. Emma didn't say a word as a large penis did slap against her thigh now covered in Regina's juices and her sperm now apparently.
"You just couldn't forget to give yourself a pair of balls huh?" Regina asked stroking them and Emma watched as her new Penis reacted and she got very stiff again.
"I'm sure it's fine, it's probably not real sperm," Emma said.
"All magic comes with a price, Ms. Swan," Regina said. Emma groaned and got harder.
"Don't do that it gets harder," Emma whined.
"That is the least of my worries, you may have gotten me pregnant again," Regina said she was not at all pleased with that. It would be one thing if they were to adopt, it would be another thing entirely if she had to suffer an unspecified amount of time either too quickly to adjust like Darien or so long she thought she might be pregnant forever like the girls. No, what Regina was definitely sure of was that she was over being pregnant, and she'd rather say yes to adopting five different kids then get pregnant again.
"No, you've got the implant so it should be fine," Emma said.
"Emma, I don't think you understand how much magic was around, and this sperm also magical, it's probably attacking my implant as we speak." Emma was silent.
"Cool, but also you know it's okay, maybe we'll even that son we want too," Emma grinned. "Oh, do you really think we'll get a little boy this time?" Regina opened her mouth to give her a solid no on that, but the joy on her face was too much. It broke her heart to break her heart and she couldn't do that.
"I don't know Emma really," Regina said deflating.
"I'm sorry I know it's your body and really if you did get pregnant and you wanted an abortion, I would totally understand. I know the kids are like tiring you out lately, but I have a plan for that. Because I so still want you to say yes to adoption one day…." Emma blushed super hard. "And you're going to say no aren't you, you already decided." Emma's shoulders sunk.
"Well this has escalated quickly," Regina said.
"Okay let's just talk this out what are you thinking right now?" Emma asked.
"That I am so knocked up and I am terrified that either tomorrow, three days, or two weeks, I will be in labor. Then I will have an infant to care for, whose room I don't even know where to put. Whose presence I must explain to three very needy girls. And Poor innocent little Henry. Or worse it will last forever like the girls and I can't afford to be that tired again with my mother out here in these streets. And I am more terrified that you will kiss me and just babies, so many babies again..." Regina shuddered thinking about how Xavieré and Lincoln had multiplied.
"You know I honestly didn't think about that, I just thought maybe it might be normal," Emma said.
"What part of you having dick is normal, if I were pregnant, they would get the same spiel as Linc and Xav, Mama gave Mami a true love kiss that is not a metaphor and here we are."
"So, you wouldn't get an abortion?" Emma asked hopeful. Regina glared at her but let out a breath.
"I don't know that I can to be honest, I guess that's a bridge I need to cross when I know and if that would be even possible when I know," Regina told her. Emma nodded.
"All right that makes a lot of sense, we've always seemed to find out late," Emma said as she made air quotes. "But I really think that the implant will do it's job, that's why we got it right for magical mishaps, and I think this counts as one. You have valid fears and maybe it's irrational to think that the implant won't do its job." Regina took several breaths.
"You're probably right, I'm like hypersensitive after Xav and Linc, that messed me up."
"Understandably so, sooo about the adoption?" Emma asked. "I know I know I'm still supposed to wait a few months, but I'm just on the edge of my seat here." Regina groaned.
"No, better we discuss it now, I think if I had to give you an answer in December it would be an automatic yes because it was Christmas."
"Oh, never mind I can wait," Emma grinned making Regina chuckle.
"Just let me be clear, who are we trying to adopt here, if we were to do this, like a baby?" Regina asked.
"No, I mean I'm willing to go as low as one if the kid is in a really bad spot, but I've estimated with the waitlists etc…that we would aim for like two going on three around there. The girls would be about four to five, so we get the little baby brother effect, but like I'm a bit independent and my new adoptive mommy won't balk at day care like she does my sisters." Regina chuckled.
"I don't balk at it, really hard, it's just hard to let go all right, we're both struggling here." Emma held up her hands.
"So, what do you think?" Emma asked.
"I think I need more time, let's settle this with my mother because if she's sticking around that's a definite no, actually get married, and see how the girls adjust." Emma nodded.
"I think that's more than reasonable compromise," Emma said letting out a breath. "I was so afraid it was a definite no, so I'm so happy right now."
"God, you're so easy," Regina teased. Emma gave her a big smile. They fell silent for a bit.
"So, since this thing is still here and neither of us know how to get rid of it, shall we take it for another spin?" Emma asked. Regina thought about it before a few condoms appeared in her hand.
"How much of the pack do you think we can get through before you give out or Ruby calls us, Ms. Swan?" Regina asked raising an eyebrow. "Because if you're going to use that I want all the orgasms."
"You can totally have all the orgasms as long as you share," Emma grinned back. "And I bet you breakfast in bed tomorrow we get through at least three."
"Oh, I bet you can't even do two," Regina teased. Emma made a noise.
"Oh well you get your Queenly ass back over here and I'll show you." Regina chuckled and put a condom on Emma, before she crawled back over. Emma had just entered her, and they were kissing when a hard force hit the side of the car and moved them towards the cliff.
"What the fuck that is a huge dent, my car!" Emma cried looking at the passenger side. Regina wrapped her magic around her and Emma as another force came at the car again. They were standing outside properly dressed as the car rolled over the cliff.
"How did you get out of the car too?" Cora growled as her eyes were fixed on Emma. "No matter, I will send you after your little contraption either way. I won't have you defiling my daughter any longer." Cora made to send Emma off the cliff too, but Regina put up a shield that startled her mother and brought her attention back to her.
"You have magic," Cora said.
"Yes, mother and you aren't going to kill my wife," Regina said.
"Regina don't be stupid, I don't know how you have become separated from me in this world but I'm sure I have told you a thousand times over that women are not suited for one another in the same way that you are suited for men," Cora growled.
"Well you were wrong," Regina told her. "You aren't in charge here mother, I am." Regina threw several fireballs at her. Cora wasn't used to Regina fighting back and disappeared. When Regina turned back to Emma, she was standing at the edge of the cliff shaking her head.
"My baby," Emma whined. Regina glared and grabbed Emma.
"Stop your whining I'll have it all fixed up good as new," Regina told her as they disappeared. They arrived outside of their house and checked the wards before going inside.
"Regina why are you barefoot?"
More like bare ass naked under that dress, Emma thought. Ruby came into the foyer as well, as Emma just saw her nostrils flare and keep a grin off her face.
"And this dress is very revealing, there is no fabric to it," Henry said.
"It was really hot out tonight, it's totally normal here Daddy, don't worry about it, and I'm barefoot, because I kicked my heels off in the car and then mother attacked. She wasn't pleased that I had grabbed onto Emma with my magic and saved her.
"Where did you see her maybe I can get a scent?" Ruby asked.
"We were hoping for exactly that," Regina said. "I just needed to make sure she didn't try to come here and change some clothes."
"Same," Emma said. They hurried upstairs and changed clothes, Ruby called Granny, Mulan, and David. Granny stayed with Henry Sr. before they all went back to the cliff with Ruby in wolf form.
"She really destroyed your car Savior," Mulan said.
"I know right, I mean look at my poor baby," Emma said. "She's resting in pieces." Regina rolled her eyes.
"I really honestly cannot with you tonight," Regina told Emma. Ruby howled and took off running, they sprinted after her and it took them all the way to a mine entrance.
"Magic will be weird down there, so weapons," Regina said as two daggers appeared in her hand. Emma pulled out her gun. David and Mulan their swords before Ruby led the way in. Regina sent a line of fire in to light their way.
"Stay close at the least I can definitely protect us during cave ins," Emma whispered.
"No need to whisper on your way to your deaths," Cora said. They came into a large cavern right away.
"Who are these people Regina, I don't understand why you would raise a hand against mother."
"You abused me, killed me in a different timeline…"
"Accidentally, I have sought a way to bring you back ever since!" Cora cried.
"I'm sure pretending to be me has been wonderful for you, you finally got to be Queen," Regina shrugged.
I am very close, Snow was to be your incubator, but now that you're alive and well here, I don't need her anymore or to find your father again. He kept running away from me. And now this strange land has made him forget who he is. Please darling, I think I can reopen the portal that forced us here, you can grab Daddy and come back with me before you forget anymore. I realized your actions earlier must be from the magic here."
"You've seen daddy?" Regina asked eyes narrowed.
"Oh yes, just outside of some garden he works at, but someone keeps me out. He says he doesn't remember me though
"Oh good, then I know how to break the spell on him," Regina said. "And you need protection, it's only a matter of time, but you have to stop trying to kill people, we're all trying to get out of here." Cora looked suspicious.
"What kind of protection, it doesn't seem to work well on you,"
"It works well enough I still have my magic," Regina said. "This is after all the land without magic." Cora gasped, and Regina reached into her pocket and pulled out a matchbook. She tossed it to her mother who caught it and of course stared at it to figure out what it was. Her eyes went blank.
"How long will that hold her?" David asked.
"Not long she's powerful, and the curse isn't in full effect thanks to Emma so, we should find her heart."
"Is it by chance in her chest already?" Emma asked shrugging. Regina approached very carefully and began to reach into her Mother's chest to just check.
"Didn't I ever teach you dear, never bring your heart to a witch fight," Cora said right before she forced her own hand into Regina's chest.
"REGINA!" Emma screamed.
"What, what's happening with your heart," Cora said as she tried to yank it out but couldn't."
"A protection you know nothing about Mother, Love," Regina said before her magic blasted Cora back, but Cora also blasted Regina back. They both hit the wall hard as a few rocks fell on top of them. Emma ran over to Regina and helped her up even as she held her head. She was so getting a concussion tonight.
"I don't know what spell this land has over you, but I will find it and break it," Cora disappeared before Ruby could pounce on her although David charged blindly and only hit rock.
"She'll be back, if we're lucky she's concussed too and she can't heal that with magic," Regina grunted.
"I've got her scent now, when your healed we'll go after her again, normal means won't be enough to take her down," Ruby said after Mulan had thrown her cloak over her.
"Good, she's different here, I felt that when I was inside of her, she's the same but different," Regina said.
"Don't say inside of her it sounds weird," Emma said. Regina groaned.
"Emma why would you say that and put images in my head, how am I supposed to sleep?"
"You aren't, you gotta concussion," Emma reminded. Regina made a face as she leaned against Emma and they left the cavern. Regina sealed it though, the cavern was dangerous now and she could have anyone accidentally going in.
"We need a plan, we've been so focused on catching her, what are we going to do when we got her.
"Send her back perhaps, the next time there is a portal I need to be there, I need to learn what she learned immediately."
"I will make sure of it," David said. "I'm going to check if the new Anton had a bean on him, if we can't learn about the Portals, we can certainly send her through one."
"You and Mulan are in charge of that discreetly, do not tell Snow, she's liable to be tricked by Mother again just because she might have information." David nodded.
"Believe me, we have issues, but I won't chance this, I haven't even begun to process what she thinks happen between you and her or rather you and Cora."
"Ugh," Regina, Emma, and Ruby said at the same time with shutter.
"When you figure it out let me know, I can't even unpack that," Emma grumbled.
"I'll uh get a tow for your car," David said.
"No, no, I'll take care of it in the morning," Emma said.
"Please Emma let me do this for you as your father," He said. "I miss you."
"You know what you can do for me as my father," Emma said. He sighed and nodded but didn't say it. They left with setting the dwarves to patrolling the night, Leroy however was already put in the drunk tank. They got supplies for Regina's head, but Regina just actually wanted the Plan B.
"Feel better now?" Emma asked as they headed home.
"I will after I take the pregnancy test before and after I take the pill," Regina said. Emma nodded. Emma had to apparate them home as when Regina tried, she felt dizzy. When they walked in Granny nearly hit them with a crossbolt.
"Oh, come on how am I supposed to hide Emma's half assed patch up jobs in that spot," Regina grunted. Emma glared at her.
"Really low blow, one time I didn't call a guy, one time, your walls are perfectly fine Madam Mayor."
"You're lucky it wasn't your heads," Granny grunted. "Did you get the bitch?"
"Almost the magic didn't hold her as well as I had hoped. We've both got concussions though so it should keep her down for a bit." Granny nodded.
"Where's Daddy and Darien even thought she'd be screaming by now."
"Oh no, not when her Abuelo promised to lay with her," Granny said. "She's got him wrapped around her little fingers."
"If we're not careful he'll play favorites," Emma replied.
"Not a chance, go have a look for yourselves." They went upstairs and found Henry Sr. asleep with all the kids including Henry. Lincoln and Xavieré had combined to share the space on his chest. They kissed them all good night, but Darien woke up sleepily rubbing her eyes, so Emma lifted her gently as they creeped out.
"Get some rest, I'll keep watch tonight, and you watch over Regina," Granny told them, but she was looking at Emma. Emma saluted her. Granny settled again downstairs and called Ruby to let her know, but Ruby just told her she was going stand guard outside in wolf form.
"Well?" Emma asked as Regina came out of the bathroom. Emma was laying on their bed rubbing Darien's back.
"The first one was negative, I took the pill, and it was still definitely negative," Regina said as she crawled into bed. "I'm starting to feel calmer, less like I'm about to freak out."
"Good, I'm glad, sad you aren't pregnant but also understanding your feelings on the matter," Emma said.
"It's for the best really," Regina said. "I have all I need." She kissed Darien's forehead and Darien opened her eyes. "Were you pretending to sleep m'ija?" Darien nodded. Darien signed for milk, and Regina got settled on her side and let her nurse as they cuddled. She was out in a few minutes.
"Are we supposed to wean her now?" Emma asked.
"No, she can tell me when she's ready to stop nursing," Regina said closing her nursing bra again.
"Hmmm…then she'll never wean herself, she's my daughter and we all love your boobs," Emma snickered as she lowered the lights and set an alarm to wake Regina up and check on her during the night.
"Shut up, the way they like my boobs and you do are two different things, you aren't supposed to lose interest."
"Yeah absolutely zero chance of that happening any time soon," Emma said leaning over and giving Regina a kiss. She also kissed Darien. "Especially now that I know I've got your heart."
"Oh boy, your ego isn't going to fit through the door anymore is it?" Emma shook her head. "Nope not after that sweet declaration of love you gave and blasting bitches out your chest with true love magic." Emma groaned.
"Emma she's right here," Regina said as she took out Darien's hearing aid, they were still supposed to get her scheduled for her surgery. But life had been hectic to say the least and Regina wanted to make sure that she could take time off without taking side calls to care for her. But if she was going to be starting pre-school Regina wanted to give her every advantage as far as learning. She wasn't worried about Darien keeping up with the other kids, more like they didn't keep up with her.
"Sorry," Emma blushed.
"If my head didn't hurt, I'd shake it at you," Regina grumbled.
"If it makes you feel any better, I can see it in my mind's eye, I feel extra scolded."
"You had better," Regina yawned.
"Sleep babe, I'll wake you in a bit," Emma said giving her kisses. Regina kissed her back until she began to doze.
"Don't forget breakfast, you so didn't last make it through even one condom," Regina muttered. Emma glared at her in the dark as she saw the self-satisfied little smirk appear on Regina's lips.
"You and that damn smirk," Emma whispered.
"Language Ms. Swan," Regina growled before she was out.
"Hey love, wake up for me," Emma said gently. It was about eight in the morning; she was glad Granny had seen to breakfast. Emma gently stirred Regina awake, or she wanted too but then the girls were all in and jumping on the bed. Henry came in with a second tray.
"Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my breakfast on this sweet new balcony you gave your self and not your little prince," Henry huffed. Regina and Emma chuckled. As he even had a proper teacup and the paper with the news comics on display. Regina sat up slowly and rubbed her eyes.
"Shouldn't you girls be eating your own breakfast?" Regina asked them as she slipped out of bed to go pee.
"We already ate Reggie!" Rowan exclaimed. "We wait for you and Henry." Regina nodded slightly and winced before closing the bathroom door. She could hear Emma trying to explain that Regina had hurt her head, so she was in charge and Regina was resting. The bump on her head was still large, it wasn't going away any time soon. She put a soft head band on to keep her hair out of her face, she would prefer to straighten it today, but if Emma was enforcing the rest rule with Granny beside her, they wouldn't stand for all of her beauty habits today, she'd be lucky to get a full face on. She finished up in the bathroom before heading back out.
"Back in bed Mami," Emma said as the girls let out a chorus of Mami and Reggie to agree. She slipped back in bed and her trap was set on her lap. She ate and dutifully listened to how much fun they had with grandpa. When she was done Emma got them to help her tack the tray back down, so Regina took her coffee out to sit with Henry.
"Did you bring your grandfather's jacket up here?" Regina asked looking at the back of the chair Henry sat in.
"Yes, just a reminder that your little prince needs a breakfast balcony." Regina chuckled, but didn't agree or disagree to give him a balcony, his birthday was coming up so maybe she would indulge him.
"Hmm…I'll think about it," Regina answered. Henry groaned.
"But moooom it's not fair you two just went overboard decorating your new room and just left me with nothing. I mean look at the size of your bathroom, as the only non-magical member of this family, I think it would be nice if you shared some luxuries."
"Did Darien just share her stolen candy with you the other day?" Regina asked raising an eyebrow.
"Not to throw the baby under the bus, but I had no idea and nothing to do with her stealing. I thought she conjured it up from the cupboard.
"Nope little stinker went outside when I wasn't looking and conjured as much candy as she could from the store and hid a load of it. I had m&ms falling out of the washer." Henry snickered.
"I'm just saying I wasn't the bad one."
"Hmm…I still wonder how she even got out the front door it was locked, and you're telling me the only one tall enough to reach it wasn't the one that reached it?" Regina asked.
"I would never do that," Henry said hiding behind his comic strip. Regina shook her head knowing he was likely the one that did the real stashing which was why they were both enjoying what they had kept for themselves. No surprise he had also begged and pleaded for her to not punish his baby sister, because she didn't know better and Darien had clung to him too giving her best sad eyes.
"Uh huh," Regina said. "Whatever I'm not falling for that crap where's my cut for giving in?"
"Ugh you're as bad as Ma, she wanted a cut for pleading with you that Darien was so sorry and dealing with the store."
"Yeah, I know that little bum, sat in bed next to me eating it and wouldn't share, so where's my share?" Regina asked. "I can't even believe I had to ask for it."
"Ma was expensive," Henry shrugged.
"Should have known," Regina said. Henry left and came back with a stash of candy. Regina took it back to her bed and enjoyed a lollipop while Henry went back to his breakfast on the terrace, she could see he was really enjoying himself on it. Emma came back in.
"Regina did you raid my stash?" Emma asked. "Because I swear, I'm not going to not be mad just because you're hurt." Regina thought about telling her she had, but she didn't.
"As much as I deserve a cut from your stash no, I got my own cut," Regina said purposely sucking on it seductively. Emma didn't reply as she was staring at the path's Regina's tongue was making until she was smirking harder than normal.
"Why are you smirking so hard?" Emma asked eyes narrowing when she finally managed to get her eyes off of Regina's tongue. Regina just looked down at Emma's pants. Emma looked down and her eyes widened, and her face got red. She had been able to hide the massive thing from the others with several layers of pants, but now that it was hardening it was creating a tent through at least two pairs of sweats and her pajamas.
"I hate you so much," Emma whispered as she ran into their bathroom. Regina just simply evil queen laughed in Emma's opinion which did not help her situation at all.
"Mom stop torturing Ma," Henry said coming in. He got in bed with Regina and they talked about school for awhile and his friends.
"Can I invite them over more often, I always go to them," Henry said.
"Sure honey, I just thought you liked going to get away from the noise and the chaos."
"No, it makes me feel like I'm not apart of the noise and the chaos," Henry pouted. Regina paused in opening a snickers.
"Wait you're trying to create your own noise and chaos?" Regina asked. Henry nodded.
"You never yell at me to keep it down or stop, so I realized I needed to step up my game do preteen things," Henry told her.
"Oh, and when did you want to start this?" Regina asked.
"Today, today seems like a perfect day plus with Grandma Cora around it would undoubtedly be safer to stay home," Henry told her. "So, can I call them, can they come over?"
"Sure, just let me handle one thing first," Regina said. She turned towards the bathroom. "Emma! BABE I need you!" Emma came rushing out, her problem temporarily hidden as even in her fear it was still at least half a problem.
"What, what's wrong, who's hurt, who needs their ass kicked or spanked?" She looked around for a threat, but Henry was just wondering what Regina was getting up too as everything seemed fine.
"It's fine honey it's just I think I should go to the hospital for observation, can you pack me a bag?"
"What no, honey I can watch you just fine, you slept last night just fine and didn't I wake you up on time?" Emma asked. "Do you not trust me?"
"Calm down babe, this has absolutely nothing to do with you and every bit with your son trying to get some negative attention. Now I would like to rest at the hospital while you wrangle the preteens and the toddlers." Emma's brows came down into a straight line as she frowned.
"Henry cover your ears for a second." Henry pretended to do so which made them roll their eyes as he grinned at them.
"Well?" Regina asked seeing as she could at least know Henry wouldn't repeat the foul words coming out of Emma's mouth.
"First off, you bitch," Emma said making Regina laugh.
"Yeah what you thought true love was going to just magically make me not one?" Regina asked.
"To me at least!" Emma cried. Emma's outrage made her chuckle as it reminded her of Darien. Darien was more likely than the twins to be completely outraged especially when no one was sharing food.
"What?" Regina asked in mock shock. "Now why would that not mean you get the worst of it?"
"Because I thought you loved me," Emma pouted now.
"I do, but as it is, I have an escape route," Regina replied.
"Well I'm not allowing you to use it, you are going to stay in this bed young lady where I can come up here and cuddle you for small bits of relief, while you never sleep because of the noise level."
"That's pretty harsh Emma, don't you love me, I thought I meant something to you?"
"You know you do, but we're in this together sucker," Emma declared. Regina huffed and crossed her arms.
"Look who's being the bitch now," Regina grumbled under her breath just clearly enough for Emma to hear and Henry to miss. Emma did a little dance anyway.
"I won't even be offended because you know, what victory is mine, now kid go downstairs and call your friends to annoy your mother."
"Yes!" He exclaimed. He hurried out and shut the door behind him as they watched him go.
"All right we probably got about fifteen minutes max, but can you help me," Emma cried. An illusion went away, and Regina could see that Emma was very much still hard.
"Oh, uh I'm not really in the mood, and I'd give you a blow job but my head, so if you can settle for a hand job."
"I very much can, whatever you can do to help me will be greatly appreciated." Regina saluted her and beckoned her forward.
"You gotta be over me so I can pretend like this isn't one sided and mentally enjoy it as well as be completely lazy about this."
"What if I cum on your face?" Emma asked blushing.
"You better aim for my mouth Ms. Swan or I'm not going to be pleased," Regina told her seriously. Emma groaned.
"God, I know it was meant to be a threat but you're so hot," Emma grumbled as she climbed up and straddled Regina after getting her sweats off. Regina chuckled but gently revealed Emma's erection which was not well contained in her underwear. She needed boxers.
"Man, when you fuck up, you really fuck up," Regina said taking it all in. "How have you been walking around this morning normally with this monstrosity?"
"I was practicing a lot before Demi woke up," Emma blushed and then moaned as Regina licked the tip she couldn't resist as she watched Emma's face.
"I'm so going to regret this, but no thrusting or pulling my hair or I stop, think of it as one of our games Ms. Swan." Emma groaned out a moan as she nodded her head vigorously. Regina had to use both hands to massage the shaft as well as she wanted while she sucked and licked at the head. Emma moaned and held onto the headboard.
"Oh my God you're fucking amazing," Emma cried. "Seriously don't even know what you do better eat my pussy or suck my dick."
"You really do have a filthy mouth don't you Ms. Swan," Regina told her before she continued flicking her tongue over the head.
"I do, I do feel free to keep punishing me like this, I almost can't handle it," Emma cried as Regina sucked hard. "Oh my God I am coming already." Regina just continued as she felt Emma going tense over her. At the same time their room door opened, there was a clash of teacups and a tea pot.
"My little girl!" Henry Sr. cried. Emma jumped, startled, and popped herself out of Regina's mouth. Her release ended up all over Regina's face. If Emma thought she was red, it was nothing compared to how red Regina was getting as her father cried that Emma was defiling her and while sick at that and now, plus she was covered in cum because Emma was cumming an insane amount in both of their opinions.
"Don't just sit on my baby girl get off her and get me something to clean her up with!" Henry Sr. cried. Emma practically jumped off Regina and sprinted into the bathroom. "And to think I trusted you!"
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