He wished he'd hidden those damn long john's from everyone (especially Trapper) because now the whole camp knew about them! He didn't count on them being passed from person to person enduring threats and bribes. If it hadn't been frigidly cold, no one would have cared. And what in the heck was Radar going to do with them? He was too short to fit into them! They'd hang on him like dresses on Klinger! But when it came to the girl sitting beside Radar, Hawkeye figured it out. The bitter cold and the war sure did crazy things to people.