Okay, so maybe it was dishonest, trying to make everyone think that he was the father of a baby he'd just met. What was wrong with that? Guys had babies all the
time! Well, not guys, but women did. And was it so crazy to think that a guy that most people thought of as a kid could have his own kid? He knew he'd be found
out eventually; Mr. Pak saw to that. But it sure was nice when people thought that he had, when really he hadn't. He hoped that Hawkeye was right and he would
some day.