Radar loved Colonel Blake's talks on subjects like sex and VD, probably more than any of the doctors and nurses . But darn it, he just wished that

the doctors and nurses wouldn't laugh and joke around while the Colonel was trying to explain things. Hawkeye and Trapper were the worst. Guys could really

learn something from those talks if everyone else didn't think they were so funny. And even if they were, he wasn't sure what part was supposed to be funny. He

thought about asking Hawkeye but he'd never hear the end of it.