Trapper and Hawkeye were the best guys that Radar had ever met. But gee, did they have to make him spy on Colonel Flagg in the Officer's Club? The guy was
intimidating enough without Radar standing at the slot machine holding up a mirror. And when he was found out, he was threatened with a bunch of nickels up his
nose! Gee, that's gotta hurt! Radar touched his nose just thinking about it. He knew that Hawkeye and Trapper wouldn't let anything happen to him, but a nose full
of nickels wasn't very pleasant. He hoped he'd never find out.