Colonel Wortman sure knew how to scare a guy. Imagine, busting into the radio room when I was having a perfectly good dream! I dreamt I was with my animals
and we were on my farm and my Uncle Ed was there and everything! The next thing I know I heard this loud bang and then he was yelling at me to get the war on
the phone! He asked if I was holding a teddy bear and I said yes, because there's regulations against having real bears in the army. It's too bad because I'd sure
like to have one.