Dear Ma,

If you're wondering why a lamb suddenly appeared at your doorstep, I'm writing to explain. You see, Easter is coming and you know how I feel about animals, so I

just couldn't let them cook the poor guy for Easter dinner. I mean, he never did anything to anyone and it's not his fault that he's a lamb. I'm sending him home

where he can be taken care of. I hope it's okay and that he's not too much trouble. I'll write more later and explain further.

Love, Walter