Igor tried not to roll his eyes as current Officer in Command Major Frank Burns lectured him on the proper way to serve the food in the mess tent. Like heck Igor
was going to make sure the mashed potatoes were separate from the beans and stayed in their individual compartments. It was enough to make a guy sick; even
more than the food itself. Frank Burns was such a pain. No wonder everyone called him Ferret Face. Igor prayed that a new Commanding Officer would take over;
one who wasn't nearly as crazy as Frank Burns.