From Pilot to Goodbye

by iloveromance

A collection of MASH drabbles that spans the entire series. Each chapter is an episode, beginning with the Pilot and ending with "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen". Spoilers are scattered throughout. Reviews are appreciated!

109. Exorcism

Aw geez, why did Major Burns have to be so mean all the time? Calling me a twerp, Four Eyes and a Pip Squeak? No one else at the 4077 calls me names the way

Major Burns does. How come Major Burns can't be nice like everyone else? At least Hawkeye was nice enough to let Major Burns have it so that I could start the

jeep and take the nice Korean lady to get the priestess. Strange things have been happening since Colonel Potter told me to move that statue, but Major Burns

being mean is pretty normal.