Charles wished at once that he'd never mentioned his nephew's being discharged from the service due to fainting spells. He should have known that that moron

Klinger would take it to heart and make the unfortunate attempt at trying to get a Section Eight. What kind of numbskull would possibly think that all it took was a

few fainting spells to be relieved of duty?

He thought for a moment. He wanted out of the 4077 and Korea so badly that he'd do almost anything. The first chance he got he was going to see if fainting was

considered hereditary.