Klinger knew that it was a bad idea to talk to Danger. The kid was great and all but geez, why did he have to be from Toledo of all places? Couldn't he have been

from Seattle or Chicago? At first it was great fun, talking about the town he loved more than any other. His beloved Toledo, Ohio. He loved everything about it. But

the more he talked, the more homesick he became until he just couldn't take it anymore. The matchbook was the last straw-or match, as it were. Oh, why did

Toledo have to be so far away?