Chapter two: Scar
The onions sizzled in the saute pan "the king's new s…" Scar: a 5'9, darker than his brother's skin, and black coily hair shut off his tv, his iPhone buzzed and he looked to see Mufasa calling him, probably because he missed Simba's presentation he thought. He pressed the decline button and angrily took a chicken breast. He looked at it and began talking to it as if it was an animate object "Life's not fair, is it? You see, I… well, I shall never be King. And you… shall never see the light of another day…" he took his knife and positioned it on the breast "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" Zazu said from his open window, Scar sighed "what do you want?" Scar says clearly annoyed. "I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way. {He climbs in through the window, knocking down books which knock down ladles that also knock down the chicken breast of the cutting board} ...So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning." Scar rolls his eyes and sadistically smiles "Oh now look, Zazu, you've made me lose my lunch." Zazu rolls his eyes and chuckles "Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you."
Scar looks at him slyly "Oooh... I quiver with FEAR." At the word 'fear' Scar looked intently at Zazu's eyes and smiled evilly "Now Scar, don't look at me that way…..HELP!" Scar immediately grabs Zazu's neck and starts choking him. Mufasa kicks Scar's door open "Scar…..LET GO OF HIM" Mufasa says while giving him a cold stare. Scar lets go of him and Zazu starts coughing, Scar rolls his eyes "Why! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners." Scar says sarcastically overjoyed, Mufasa rolls his eyes "You know you should keep your door locked, anyone could come in and rob you!" Scar ignored him and looked at him like 'what do you want' Mufasa just sighed "Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba." Scar looked at him with mock astonishment "That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful." He took a knife and started sharpening it while he was admiring it he continued "...Must have slipped my mind." Zazu glares at him "Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the king's brother, you should have been first in line!" Scar grits his teeth "Well, I was first in line... until the little maggot was born" Mufasa goes in his face "That 'maggot' is my son….and your future king" Scar rolls his eyes "Ohh, I shall practice my curtsy." Scar gets up and puts on his tv while walking to get out of the house to his red and black dodge challenger, "Don't walk out on me scar" Mufasa says threateningly "Oh No Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't walk out on me" Scar says slyly "IS THAT THREAT" Mufasa shouted Scar rolled his eyes "temper temper, I wouldn't dreeeeam of challenging you" Zazu scoffed "Pity! Why not?" He looks at Zazu "Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength.." He looks at Mufasa "...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." Scar leaves and drives away in his dodge challenger, Mufasa, and Zazu sighs "C'mon Zazu let's go back to the castle" Mufasa drives away with Zazu in his Ghost Black Badge Rolls Royce.