Hawkeye had to admit that there was something surreal about feeling completely clean; especially after having gone so long without a bath. He was starting to
offend himself, but he would never have broken the pact he'd made with BJ. The two of them were bound together by the war and by friendship. And together they
had managed to solve the problem of no longer having to listen to Charles' insufferable french horn practices. When it all came to a head, BJ and Hawkeye were
doused with soap and water and Charles' beloved french horn was flatter than a pancake.